hi rich & ed great show as usual my story happened 56 years ago when i was 7 and i was very ill , i had a very high temperature and was raving with a fever, i apparently called my mum telling her i needed to go to the toilet but in those days we only had an outside toilet so she took in the large potty for me , she came back into the room aout 10 mins later only to find me with my head in te potty and the floor all wet she said what are you doin son andi kept repeating im doing it im doing it she cleaned me up and put me back in the bed the family still talk about it when we meet up
Hey Rich and Ed. In the mid 90s I was out tidying up in my garden after mowing the lawn when something caught my eye. I went over to it and there was a bag that must have been blown into the garden by the wind. As I picked up the bag to dispose of it I realised that it could not have blown in as it was definitely full of something. Needless to say I peered in the Tesco's bag and found a surprise courtesy of the kid next door. I was not impressed*. (*)This story may possibly not be true. Posted by Machka
OK, this is a genuine story, not necessarily a surprise but I'm sure it will have Ed snorting like a pig by the conclusion...
A friend of mine, let's call him Tony, since that's his name, with was driving home from work one night in some major road works. The motorway was down to a single lane in each direction and the drive which usually took 25 minutes had taken a good 90 minutes already.
Anyway, after 90 minutes in traffic Tony was bursting for a wee but there was no hard shoulder, no lay-bys and nowhere he could stop.
In pain he looked about his car for an empty bottle but none was to be found. By this time he was absolutely busting and remembered an anniversary hip-flask he has been given a few years before was in his glove box.
With relief in sight he reached over and got the hip-flask only to realise that it would only hold a small amount of liquid and would never do.
Unfortunately with the hope of relief dashed he could contain himself no longer.
In desperation he reached down, pulled off his shoe, and proceeded to fill it to the laces.
I would imagine the drivers coming in the opposite direction were somewhat surprised on seeing someone emptying a shoe of urine on the A31!
hi guys.well if this is read out fair play to you...this how i discribe it ..i was havin sex with my then girlfriend (who later i married)she was bare back and i needed to trump..so i tried to ease 1 out and ..well it more than eased out it flowed out now q the dog stage left...im sure you no wat happend.del
you should not have talked to dylan12 i had pocket aces in the big blind everyone folding and he is in the small blind, knew he would not play Posted by karlluke
similar to fatboys story a few of us were bunking off school round my mates house. we were in his bedroom playing on his computer when we heard the front door open. unbeknown to us his dad had arranged for a builder to come round. so we tried to be as quiet as possable. half hour later he came up to use the toilet, as he came back outter the toilet, my mates cat was walking past the top of the stairs we were all looking through the gap in his bedroom door when the builder just kicked the cat straight down the stairs. as you can imagine us 4 teenagers were roling round his bedroom floor laughing!!!!!!! swiggers,( william kelly )
my suprise was one that has scarred me for life,as a young teenage boy with ragging hormones.i got home from a long day on the roofs feeling fruity as you do.i got out the boy mags to settle down to release my pent up frustration.withboy mags sprawed over my bed i was a happy boy.then i heard my mum calling up the stairs that my dinner was ready,but to my horror my boy mags where neatly stacked next to my bed,i was stark naked and my mum had been in the room and caught me.but i was sound asleep.the walk into the living room for my dinner with all the family was the walk of shame. good show guys regards trevil 25
Hey all I have had to delete a post as it contained a telephone number, unfortunately, this does break the forum rules. Thanks for your understanding Sky Mod Posted by Sky_Mod4
Agree with decision
When i dialed it was a premium rate number, cost me £15
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SEE ME BOW DOWN
I AM NOT WORTHY,I AM NOT WORTHY,I AM NOT WORTHY
ROTFLMAO@Aaron
Gary
you should not have talked to dylan12 i had pocket aces in the big blind everyone folding and he is in the small blind, knew he would not play
Great show, lovin' the stories of surprises!
On the subject of which, this hand 306929760 was quite a surprise! ;(
Needless to say, I'm no longer in the BH.... gg!
Chris
306935467
its good
n i like to see me on tv
A friend of mine, let's call him Tony, since that's his name, with was driving home from work one night in some major road works. The motorway was down to a single lane in each direction and the drive which usually took 25 minutes had taken a good 90 minutes already.
Anyway, after 90 minutes in traffic Tony was bursting for a wee but there was no hard shoulder, no lay-bys and nowhere he could stop.
In pain he looked about his car for an empty bottle but none was to be found. By this time he was absolutely busting and remembered an anniversary hip-flask he has been given a few years before was in his glove box.
With relief in sight he reached over and got the hip-flask only to realise that it would only hold a small amount of liquid and would never do.
Unfortunately with the hope of relief dashed he could contain himself no longer.
In desperation he reached down, pulled off his shoe, and proceeded to fill it to the laces.
I would imagine the drivers coming in the opposite direction were somewhat surprised on seeing someone emptying a shoe of urine on the A31!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls-5ZFX1rpo
Hand History #306950816
hi guys, good show can you look at this hand and tell me if i should of folded??
I have had to delete a post as it contained a telephone number, unfortunately, this does break the forum rules.
Thanks for your understanding
Sky Mod
30mins later - get QQ - taken out by AA
oh well
at least they weren't bad beats
When i dialed it was a premium rate number, cost me £15
LOL
loveing the show
when waiting in the departure lounge at gatwick
a mate said i need a c rap
on his way out from the loo he went to the cake store picked up a japanease flag
went back to the loo
well as there was 5 off us we had to go look
in shock was the biggest c rap we had ever seen with a flag as it sunk
was great as as we left the loo the cleaner closed it
we did go sit quietly after