In Response to Re: wsop next year : If we pay him an hourly rate ( but only when he's awake ), we can get him really, really cheap ;o) Posted by JockBMW
Hand 1. Gets dealt Ace ACe in BB with three all in's before him, He calls and Quadruples up in First hand..... Yipppeeee
Get's up from the table and goes to cash in all his chips. Quote from Trevor " what do you mean it's not a cash game, **** this for a game of soldiers" Storms off never to be seen again
Richard Orford Day 1. Hand 1 Richards's Hold Cards Ace Ace in BB...... Shoves and gets two callers Triples up.Start of Day 2, in Top 10 of Chips Day 2. Hand 1. Richard's Hold Cards King King on Button, Shoves and gets 3 callersQuadruples UpStart of Day 3, Chip leader Day 3 Hand 1. Richard's Hold Cards Ace King on Button, Raises and everyone at the table folds to him Start of Day 4, Chip Leader Again Day 4 Continues to use his Almighty Size to dominate the field, Knocks out Tom Dwann with 7 2 off Day 5 Knocks out Patrick AntoniusKnocks our Barry Greenstein, Gets a free book Day 6 Knocks out Greg Raymer, Gets a free Fossil Day 7 Continues to run goodNow on 16,000,000 chips Day 8, Goes completely Card dead, but due to his superb poker skills and Excellent Poker Instincts continues to Bluff players off better hands. Gus Hansen Breaks down in Tears after folding Aces to Richards 7 2 off... Pre Flop Makes it to November 9.Gets Dealt Ace Ace on the Button Gets called by SB and BB respectively with KK, QQSome Old codger who looks vaguely familiar, if somewhat wrinkles, goes all in with 72 offFlop comes....... 2 2 2 Tk Knocks our RichardRichard Storms out of Card Room never to be seen again. Tikay goes back to sleep
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Day 1.
Hand 1 Richards's Hold Cards Ace Ace in BB...... Shoves and gets two callers Triples up.Start of Day 2, in Top 10 of Chips
Day 2.
Hand 1. Richard's Hold Cards King King on Button, Shoves and gets 3 callersQuadruples UpStart of Day 3, Chip leader
Day 3
Hand 1. Richard's Hold Cards Ace King on Button, Raises and everyone at the table folds to him Start of Day 4, Chip Leader Again
Day 4
Continues to use his Almighty Size to dominate the field, Knocks out Tom Dwann with 7 2 off
Day 5
Knocks out Patrick AntoniusKnocks our Barry Greenstein, Gets a free book
Day 6
Knocks out Greg Raymer, Gets a free Fossil
Day 7
Continues to run goodNow on 16,000,000 chips
Day 8,
Goes completely Card dead, but due to his superb poker skills and Excellent Poker Instincts continues to Bluff players off better hands.
Gus Hansen Breaks down in Tears after folding Aces to Richards 7 2 off... Pre Flop
Makes it to November 9.Gets Dealt Ace Ace on the Button Gets called by SB and BB respectively with KK, QQSome Old codger who looks vaguely familiar, if somewhat wrinkles, goes all in with 72 offFlop comes....... 2 2 2 Tk Knocks our RichardRichard Storms out of Card Room never to be seen again.
Tikay goes back to sleep
This is what this Community is about Jock - great stuff!
jock i look forward to this threa just to reead what you have put up next couse its cracking me up
plz keep them coming