Hi Rich, Ed I have never been on a bad date, I got married to the third girl I ever dated, and will have been married 35 years, 2 weeks tomorrow Posted by acebarry10
ORFORD, sigh, ok then, I will have been married for 35 years on the 24th Jan.
I once had a date with this chick. She seemed nice but wouldn't tell me what she did as a job until the 2nd date as she said 'past dates had been "put off" '. I dropped the subject but was intrigued so went on another date as she seemed nice (and she said yes...... to another date, not to naughty 1st date shenanigans..... i must run better Anyways next date i picked her up and got to the subject of her career soon after ordering the 1st pint. She ummed and agghhhed for a bit before telling me she was a seamstress and hair and make-up artist. That seems interesting i said.... do you work in the theatre (secretly hoping she worked in the p0rn0 industry)...... no she replied..... i work in my Dad's funeral parlour...... i sew up lips and make them look pretty! WTF? We didn't have another date...... Would have thought you'd need a sense of humour to work in that industry but she proved otherwise.
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Entry into Jordan is like entry into a big cash pot.....
make sure you get the right Price
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Katie and Alex Reid!
When they split up who gets custody of the camera crew?
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lol i dont need to fight for her :P im younger then you both ...........
Anyways next date i picked her up and got to the subject of her career soon after ordering the 1st pint. She ummed and agghhhed for a bit before telling me she was a seamstress and hair and make-up artist. That seems interesting i said.... do you work in the theatre (secretly hoping she worked in the p0rn0 industry)...... no she replied..... i work in my Dad's funeral parlour...... i sew up lips and make them look pretty! WTF? We didn't have another date...... Would have thought you'd need a sense of humour to work in that industry but she proved otherwise.
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Live Pause During Play break - Just after Break
3+3 keep heavy 3
1+1 (keep 3rd seperate) If scales tilt keep heavy 1.... if they don't tilt the extra 1 is heavy
Were the people who took a week heavily st0ned?
scale 6 and 6 coins, choose the lighter 6 coins
scale 3 and 3 coins, choose the lighter 3 coins
scale 1 and 1 coin
either the lighter one goes up or if they balance the lighter one is the one you didn't weigh.
20 seconds to work out, I thank you.
Edit: but 30 seconds to type in, **** you cottlad, lol.
Edit 2: Did I mis-hear, was there a heavier one or a lighter one?!