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VALUABLE INFORMATION ON HOW TO BEAT TIKAY!!

oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
edited March 2011 in Poker Chat
 Tikay is a good solid poker player, a side- on approach is required to tilt this poker icon into a mistake ---

 Tip 1--- Talk to someone in the chat box, say that you met Davina Macall and she is very interesting and highly intelligent.

 Tip 2-- say you met Dave "Devilfish" Ulliot when you were at the Russian border, and that he was laughing his head off all the way through customs, but said he can't tell you why untill you get across the border, mention that he was the most honest and likeable fellow you ever met

 Tip 3-- Spell all chat wrong, you carnt loose
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  • YOUNG_GUNYOUNG_GUN Member Posts: 8,948
    edited March 2011
    haha this needs more love!
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  • iBLUFFiBLUFF Member Posts: 1,244
    edited March 2011
    haha, great oynutter
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  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited March 2011
    You could also say things like--- dares nufink moor boreing dan tranes and brigdes, I wood rarther get drunked of me hed and plae with Felicity Kendall on fotoshop

     ( I think they are related )
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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 174,189
    edited March 2011

    Sigh, you know me too well, & my likes & dislikes.

    The very thought of Devilfish & Davina has tilted me. In fact, it occurs to me, those two would make a lovely couple. They deserve each other.

    I love them both, of course.
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  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited March 2011
     Hi Tikay, you know a few people, I'm sure you could get them introduced to eachother if you really put your mind to it.

     Don't forget, "he who laughs last, laughs longest"
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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 174,189
    edited March 2011
    In Response to Re: VALUABLE INFORMATION ON HOW TO BEAT TIKAY!!:
     Hi Tikay, you know a few people, I'm sure you could get them introduced to eachother if you really put your mind to it.  Don't forget, "he who laughs last, laughs longest"
    Posted by oynutter
    I was thinking about this Thread, actually, & I really think Davina & Devilfish deserve each other. They'd make a lovely couple.

    There's almost a caption Comp here, as to what Dave has just said to Davina......except it might get a bit risque. So, please...... RESIST!
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  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited March 2011
    He say's---- " I know how to shut you up darlin"
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,650
    edited March 2011


    Or...he says
     'are you Tikay's great great granddaughter love? because you both annoy me to full tilt level with them microphones'
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  • donkeyplopdonkeyplop Member Posts: 3,795
    edited March 2011
    DAVINA............. "this is davina you are live on channel 4 please do not swear!"

    DEVILFISH............"**** you you silly s**g!"
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  • lozgolozgo Member Posts: 1,124
    edited March 2011
    devifish... hi doll. i got a lolly for you to suck!
    davina.... well i won't need to open my mouth this far will i?
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