1. Open your post with the phrase " generally speaking, poker is"-- then proceed to write about subject of your choice, eg, what did one saggy **** say to the other saggy ****--- we better get some help before people think we are nuts!
2. Open your post by saying--" Technically, suggesting that conspiracy theories are generally announced in a poker shed is like a punter going to the clinic to find a tournament on a poker tour or a tv channel. innit?"
3. Make the title of your thread-- GENERAL FLOPWIT POKER CHAT THAT WILL ONLY BE MOVED BY A GEEKY FLAPHEADED NERD!!!!!!!
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Best new thread of the week by far.
Such a shame its been shunted!!!
Only a few folks will see it now.
Sorry just couldn't resist:))
Mind you it might move again, who knows.
Another good tip-- If your thread gets moved, appeal to a sensible, good looking, highly intelligent mod, in such a way that he/she feels flattered and very important.
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