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What can you do in 17 seconds?

penguin7penguin7 Member Posts: 1,095
edited March 2011 in Poker Chat
Played 3 tables tonight
7PM sleepstack
7PM £400 GTD
8PM doublestack

At 9pm I was ft on one, approaching ft on another, and top20 in doublestack, and desperate for a comfort break.

But of course they each started their 5 mins break at different times, giving me 17 seconds off !

Poker isnt much fun playing with my legs crossed and desperate for a cup of tea.

At least at 10pm I have no problem having gone out of 2/3 and hanging on in the last one.

Got to be time for synchronised breaks, but what would YOU do in 17 seconds ?
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  • loonytoonsloonytoons Member Posts: 4,270
    edited March 2011
    make love to the wife, have a smoke and play a DYM with 3 seconds to spare!!!
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,650
    edited March 2011


    GET A MAN BAG FFS......what do you think they are for?
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  • Wacko90Wacko90 Member Posts: 906
    edited March 2011
    In Response to What can you do in 17 seconds?:
    Played 3 tables tonight 7PM sleepstack 7PM £400 GTD 8PM doublestack At 9pm I was ft on one, approaching ft on another, and top20 in doublestack, and desperate for a comfort break. But of course they each started their 5 mins break at different times, giving me 17 seconds off ! Poker isnt much fun playing with my legs crossed and desperate for a cup of tea. At least at 10pm I have no problem having gone out of 2/3 and hanging on in the last one. Got to be time for synchronised breaks, but what would YOU do in 17 seconds ?
    Posted by penguin7
    Not time to reply to your pm either ;) i shall get back to asap :) sorry for the delay!
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  • NODEALNODEAL Member Posts: 608
    edited March 2011
    lappy,   thats the answer bud.

    17 women
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  • MohicanMohican Member Posts: 1,436
    edited March 2011

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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited March 2011
    simples do what i do, get nurse to put cathiter in and have a potty beside you, just don`t forget loo roll !!!
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  • donkeyplopdonkeyplop Member Posts: 3,795
    edited March 2011
    Milk bottles and the other half making the tea.....................
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  • loonytoonsloonytoons Member Posts: 4,270
    edited March 2011
    In Response to Re: What can you do in 17 seconds?:
    simples do what i do, get nurse to put cathiter in and have a potty beside you, just don`t forget loo roll !!!
    Posted by spornybol
    Why not just use an incontinence pad?
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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG Member Posts: 7,155
    edited March 2011
    smack a "shuttlec...." in "badminton" several times.
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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited March 2011
    In Response to Re: What can you do in 17 seconds?:
    In Response to Re: What can you do in 17 seconds? : Why not just use an incontinence pad?
    Posted by loonytoons
    they don`t have them big enough!
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  • GaryQQQGaryQQQ Member Posts: 6,804
    edited March 2011
    Buy a laptop!
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  • a00rocka00rock Member Posts: 832
    edited March 2011
    Raised the question of synchronized breaks recently, 28/2/11 sky Jordans reply "most of our tours have a scheduled break every hr which seems to be popular amongst players im afraid" May be time for a poll on the issue as Im obv not the only 1 that feels this way!
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  • karllukekarlluke Member Posts: 914
    edited March 2011
    get a laptop its portable with wifi
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  • a00rocka00rock Member Posts: 832
    edited March 2011
    I think folks that multi tour need a 5 minute screen break every hr. You may not think so if your young and have 20/20 vision but it wont stay that way if you are constantly staring at a screen lappy or PC for hrs on end with no breaks. Basic health and safety at work so should it be at play too.
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  • penguin7penguin7 Member Posts: 1,095
    edited March 2011
    I got the laptop/wifi. But I dont think playing in the kitchen/toilet is good for my poker!

    I have also on several occasions forgotten to plug the power lead back in when coming back, with disastrous results 20 minutes later.

    Once the laptop fell in the bath , which luckily was empty.
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  • Salad_FaceSalad_Face Member Posts: 111
    edited March 2011
    I have no qualms admitting to sitting on the toilet taking a dump while still being in a tourney accompanied by my laptop.
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  • martin111martin111 Member Posts: 274
    edited March 2011
    had same problem last night.at 9 i had 5 tables open and i get lost.so i had to give up 3 tourneys.finished 6th double stack.lol

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  • CLIOKIDCLIOKID Member Posts: 783
    edited March 2011
    Some of my most satisfying wins have come whilst on the bog!
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  • IAMALLIN2IAMALLIN2 Member Posts: 561
    edited March 2011
    Definately think this should be one of Rich`s threads on his next show

    Not playing heads up with CLIOKID as i can`t get the image out of my brain, arrrrgh

    LOL


    Gary
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  • IAMALLIN2IAMALLIN2 Member Posts: 561
    edited March 2011
    In Response to What can you do in 17 seconds?:
    Played 3 tables tonight 7PM sleepstack 7PM £400 GTD 8PM doublestack At 9pm I was ft on one, approaching ft on another, and top20 in doublestack, and desperate for a comfort break. But of course they each started their 5 mins break at different times, giving me 17 seconds off ! Poker isnt much fun playing with my legs crossed and desperate for a cup of tea. At least at 10pm I have no problem having gone out of 2/3 and hanging on in the last one. Got to be time for synchronised breaks, but what would YOU do in 17 seconds ?
    Posted by penguin7
    With the money you are winning Penguin

    Hire a manservant to do it for you

    LOL
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