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what a joke
ludo
Member Posts: 2
who agrees that skypoker is a big joke? so many bad beats, to many site players,you got no chance lol
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What do you mean "site players" just regulars?
And moaning about bad beats sort of makes you the joke, we all get them just take it like a man
What's big and red, and eats rocks? Why it's the Big Red Rock Eater, of course.
Now that, my friends, is a joke. I didn't say it was a particularly good one, but it is a joke, of that, there can be little doubt. I've got loads of them too... How long have you got?
....... Angus McCoatup.
A dog will eventually stop whining
Q. What did Adolf say to his tank crew before they got into their tanks at Dunkirk?
A. “Get in the tanks, lads”.
Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A. He said: “Here come the elephants over the hill”.
Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing dark glasses?
A. He didn't say anything because he didn't recognise them.
Q. What do you call a Deer with no eyes?
A. No eye Deer.
Q. What do you call a Deer with no eyes and no legs?
A. Still no eye Deer.
Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.
Q. What does a dog do, that humans step into?
A. Pants.
...stop me before I kill again...
Whats brown and sticky?
A stick!
Nobody. The first four don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.
A blond and a brunette jump off the Empire State Building. It takes the blonde 3 minutes longer to hit the ground than it does or the brunette. Why?
She had to stop to ask for directions.
A is standing drinking at the bar when the man next to him whispers, 'do you want to buy any pirate DVD's?'
'No thanks, I hate Treasure Island.'
A man walks into a pub and sees Vincent Van Gogh standing at the bar. The man says 'I love your paintings, can I buy you a drink?'
Vincent replies, 'No thanks I've got one ear.'
Oh dear......
Truth is, if you wanna play poker, you need to be able to show some character, & take your beats.
The beats you complain about are all part of online poker. Believe me we all get them, but it works both ways.
I was fortunate to win the open on Saturday. About half way through I totally mis-read my opponent and ended up all-in as a real underdog, but hit the cards I needed, and went on to win. Last night I lost all-in situatons with AA to 72, AA to QT and AK to 94. All underdog plays that came off for my opponents and put me out of 2 tourneys. It happens but if your game is ok then you should come out on top overall. And there probably lies your problem because if your game isn't ok then you will fall down more than you stand up.
Having a go at Sky Poker is pointless because it's actually far saner than most sites with regard to loose play. If you want to see top class, 24 carat, humdinger loose play and more bad beats per minute, get your name down for something like the $3 rebuy $50k Guaranteed on Pokerstars. I have a go sometimes and it's the best poker entertainment on earth as long as you realise it's poker bingo of the highest order.
Shut the door when you leave and take a stab elswhere.......I bet you're making the same post there within a fortnight.