Ok....so, I've been absent for a while, so I'm sure Mr Orford has missed my essays...I mean stories - so this one's for you Rich (I hope the sister concerned has not taken up reading poker forums.... ) My ickle sister got married a few years ago......lovely service.........okay reception..........well, okay until the groom got completely inebriated, switched to stealth-mode & staggered out of the reception & off into the darkness, without anyone noticing where he had gone. My sister, the bride, had no idea where he was, what he was doing, if he was ok etc. and was extremely upset, understandably. The reception came to an early end, and the bride spent the night at our Dad's house, instead of the swanky bridal suite in a nearby 5-star hotel. (The groom had walked 3 miles back to his parents house, where he managed to break in & climb into the bed in the spare room for a good nights sleep.....followed by a couple of days grovelling to my sister.) On the plus side .......I ended up, with a group of friends, in a local nightclub in my ivory and gold bridesmaid dress & tiara. Everyone believed I had got married & complete strangers brought me drinks all night. So the night wasn't such a disaster after all ) Posted by Sky_Mandy
I used to hate it at weddings when one of my elderly Aunts used to come up to me and say.it will be you next Michael,she soon stopped it though when i started doing the same to her at funerals.
I used to hate it at weddings when one of my elderly Aunts used to come up to me and say.it will be you next Michael,she soon stopped it though when i started doing the same to her at funerals. Posted by Spikelad
In Response to Re: Saturday Night Live with Rich and Tikay: Mastercash *****official show thread***** : WELCOME BACK PANDY!!!!!!!!! Hope you feel much better now!! xx Posted by TRIP5
I do thanks Ireeeeeeene....not 100% but I'm getting there thank you very muchly )
I used to hate it at weddings when one of my elderly Aunts used to come up to me and say.it will be you next Michael,she soon stopped it though when i started doing the same to her at funerals. Posted by Spikelad
i had the bad trouble of being put as my dads best man when he got re married to an absolute **** worst day of my life standing there looking at my dad marry the look a like of the teacher from matilda.... the party after was much worse though well for her anyway.. good for my entertainment watching her fall down the stairs... needless to say their marriage lasted from november-april what a waste of money
I play the violin and at 15 years old I was playing a concerto in front of a not inconsiderable number of people.
During the hardest part, my music stand collapsed. Whilst just about managing to play from memory, one of the ushers was trying and failing to put the stand back up. Eventually he gave up and just spent the rest of the piece on his knees in front of me holding the music up. Mortifying!
Don't forget Orford's Disastermind......you can win your way into Friday nights Take On Tikay by answering a few simple general knowledge questions. Last weeks champion, SolarCarro aka Dave Thompson, will be defending his crown shortly - can you beat him?
If you would like to try, then please send your name, alias and phone number to skyopen@bskyb.com and you may be on the air shortly
I play the violin and at 15 years old I was playing a concerto in front of a not inconsiderable number of people. During the hardest part, my music stand collapsed. Whilst just about managing to play from memory, one of the ushers was trying and failing to put the stand back up. Eventually he gave up and just spent the rest of the piece on his knees in front of me holding the music up. Mortifying! Posted by MMegabyte
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Hope you feel much better now!!
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Obviously just a coincidence that Tikay has been suffering this week or did you bring him something????
Post of the week!!!!!
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During the hardest part, my music stand collapsed. Whilst just about managing to play from memory, one of the ushers was trying and failing to put the stand back up. Eventually he gave up and just spent the rest of the piece on his knees in front of me holding the music up. Mortifying!
If you would like to try, then please send your name, alias and phone number to skyopen@bskyb.com and you may be on the air shortly
soccer am started in 1995
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