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After Everything I've Done for You?

POKERTREVPOKERTREV Member Posts: 9,607
edited July 2011 in Poker Chat
I sleep with you
I awake with you
Yet you give me nothing in return

I have breakfast with you
I have dinner with you
Yet you give me nothing in return

I take you to work
I take you back home
Yet you give me nothing in return

I think of you every day
I think of you every night
Yet you give me nothing in return

I dream about you
I have nightmares about you
Yet you give me nothing in return

I take you out at the weekend
I bring you back home at night
Yet you give me nothing in return

I study your every move
I know you inside out
Yet you give me nothing in return

I give you my love
I **** for you always
Yet you give me nothing in return

So I beg of you my beloved Poker, is there any chance at all, you can show me some compassion and let me win occasionally? or at the very least, could we have a dirty weekend together?

Love you always
Pokertrev.

Ps. I would settle for a one night stand, if that's not too much to ask.
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  • elsadogelsadog Member Posts: 5,677
    edited July 2011
    10/10
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  • debdobs_67debdobs_67 Member Posts: 3,615
    edited July 2011
    Some people are just too greedy , they want everything ;)) xx
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  • DRUMAGIRLDRUMAGIRL Member Posts: 19
    edited July 2011
    So, Joe does it to u as well?
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV Member Posts: 8,688
    edited July 2011
    In Response to After Everything I've Done for You?:
    I sleep with you I awake with you Yet you give me nothing in return I have breakfast with you I have dinner with you Yet you give me nothing in return I take you to work I take you back home Yet you give me nothing in return I think of you every day I think of you every night Yet you give me nothing in return I dream about you I have nightmares about you Yet you give me nothing in return I take you out at the weekend I bring you back home at night Yet you give me nothing in return I study your every move I know you inside out Yet you give me nothing in return I give you my love I **** for you always Yet you give me nothing in return So I beg of you my beloved Poker, is there any chance at all, you can show me some compassion and let me win occasionally? or at the very least, could we have a dirty weekend together? Love you always Pokertrev. Ps. I would settle for a one night stand, if that's not too much to ask.
    Posted by POKERTREV
    LOL !! Nice one Trev, am impressed!!

    ps. the highlites show you are a PokerWhore !

    PPS. Short break or outside interest for the POKER WIN....meybe??
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  • POKERTREVPOKERTREV Member Posts: 9,607
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: After Everything I've Done for You?:
    In Response to After Everything I've Done for You? : LOL !! Nice one Trev, am impressed!! ps. the highlites show you are a PokerWhore ! PPS. Short break or outside interest for the POKER WIN....meybe??
    Posted by HITMAN_RV
    Lolz - If only I could make them pay me for it.
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  • POKERTREVPOKERTREV Member Posts: 9,607
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: After Everything I've Done for You?:
    In Response to After Everything I've Done for You? : LOL !! Nice one Trev, am impressed!! ps. the highlites show you are a PokerWhore ! PPS. Short break or outside interest for the POKER WIN....meybe??
    Posted by HITMAN_RV
    No break for me - I love it too much.

    Don't mind losing the money either - she is my recreational mistress.

    I don't make a profit on sky mainly because I love MTT's too much and by the time I get in from work I don't have time to grind on the cash or sit & goes.

    No harm in asking the poker gods for a bit of help now and again though lol.
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  • iBLUFFiBLUFF Member Posts: 1,244
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: After Everything I've Done for You?:
    In Response to Re: After Everything I've Done for You? : No break for me - I love it too much. Don't mind losing the money either - she is my recreational mistress. I don't make a profit on sky mainly because I love MTT's too much and by the time I get in from work I don't have time to grind on the cash or sit & goes. No harm in asking the poker gods for a bit of help now and again though lol.
    Posted by POKERTREV
    Rofl
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  • lozgolozgo Member Posts: 1,124
    edited July 2011
    brill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • yidette9yidette9 Member Posts: 703
    edited July 2011
    Quality Trev :))))))
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  • DUNMIDOSHDUNMIDOSH Member Posts: 1,473
    edited July 2011
    Get a room!
    mind, I agree poker must be a lady
    after all she can be orgamic and often multi - tables lol
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  • darichdarich Member Posts: 969
    edited July 2011
    Nice one Trev...had times of late? 

    I always remembered you as being a luckbox ;-)
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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys Member Posts: 2,553
    edited July 2011
    Nice one trev, sentiments echoed by many I would guess. 
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV Member Posts: 8,688
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: After Everything I've Done for You?:
    In Response to Re: After Everything I've Done for You? : Lolz - If only I could make them pay me for it.
    Posted by POKERTREV
    try playin from a different position, might spice things up, dressin up may help too!!!  LOL
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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys Member Posts: 2,553
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: After Everything I've Done for You?:
    In Response to Re: After Everything I've Done for You? : try playin from a different position, might spice things up, dressin up may help too!!!  LOL
    Posted by HITMAN_RV
    The voice of experience eh?
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  • rawhandrawhand Member Posts: 437
    edited July 2011
    LMAO
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