Once more unto the Baize , dear , Comrades once more; Or close the wall up with our HitSquad dead. In peace there's nothing so becomes a man As modest stillness and humility: But when the blast of Poker blows in our ears, Then imitate the action of the tiger; Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood, Disguise Your Hand with hard-favour'd rage; Then lend the eye a terrible aspect; Let pry through the portage of the head Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it As fearfully as doth a galled Limp O'erhang and jutty his confounded base, Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean. Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide, Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit To his full height. On, on, you noblest HitSquad. Whose blood is fet from fathers that be Bluff-proof! Fathers that, like so many Alexanders, Have in these parts from morn till even fought And sheathed their Pocket Pairs for lack of argument: Dishonour not your mothers; now attest That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you. Be copy now to men of grosser blood, And teach them how to RAISE And you, good Squaddies, Whose limbs were, made on SkyPoker show us here The mettle of your pasture; let us swear That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not; For there is none of you so mean and base, That hath not noble lustre in your eyes. I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips, Straining upon the start. The game's afoot: Follow your spirit, and upon this Flop Cry 'God for Tikay, SkyPoker, and The HitSquad!'
Was thinking....strange for me , i know,...........BUT, How about a Thread in ' Poker tournaments', titled something like....Squaddies At UKOPs!!!!
Then we could list All tournaments in the OP, & update them as more people post & qualify!!
We also then have a reference point, where we know, who to politley Rail, [Emily!!], & watch out for Results!!
Now I Can do this... but thought a new Squaddie may like to take this role, or maybe 2/3 share & help, The OP will have be the leader tho, as he/she will have to do updates. Prob bout 3/4 minutes work every other day!!!
UL & WP to Moon_River 2nd. & Liamboi winning TOT. & Mrs Balti for second, [on debut], so helping secure The Hitsquad win point!! But Team honours go to Team Pokertrev, 5 in top ten!! & freechips winning 7.15DS
Team BooooM sounds good to me sorry for not replying sooner i have been ill for the last few weeks I am still feeling the after affects now. Posted by SubSoNiiC
Glad you are feelin Better!! Team BooooM it is then!!
Your use of Minuscules & Majoruscules is noted & respected LOLOL!!
HITSQUAD APPLICATION FORM!!!! 1, Name.............. Cristo 2, SEX M/F.............. .M 3, SANE/INSANE.......... Bonafide Fruitcake! 4, Football Team....... .Darlington! 5, Fav Drink, [or not]..... Caprinha 6, Special Powers.... [like the X-Men, what could you add to The HitSquad] Mad Multi-tabling skillz 7, If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be?..... Life wouldnt be worth living 8, Would you eat Chips, Cheese & Gravy for breakfast after a long day/nite drinking & pokering?..... Its what i have EVERY Morning Posted by sikas
EVEN tho the Selection Committee does not know what Caprinha is? [..mind, nor Buckfast & Tiger]
This Application has been passed with THE HIGHEST SCORE SO FAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 95%
WELCOME COMRADE CRISTOS TO THE HITSQUAD!!!!
WE WISH YOU TO RUN GOLDEN FOR BOTH US & TEAM SKY!!!!!
moon river, Danny, & liamboi, Liam, get added to the DTD Squaddie points table, YOU have earned your colours Comrades, please pm me with addresss & size and I will send you your well-earned Squaddie Polo!! Extra shirts available for £20. if anyone wants a spare!! Have ALL SPT qualifiers got one!!
FREE SQUADDIE COLOURS FOR ANY DTD POINTS SCORER!!!
HitSquad DTD Team points Scored since start DTD League
Friday Orfordable Challeng - Plus FREE Entries up for grabs It's all - HERE Posted by POKERTREV
TY Trev, Run Golden ALL SQUADDIES THAT PLAY, BEEN A FEW, BUT NOT AS MANY AS DTD!! Please support if u can, good bunch play, have played bout every other week and enjoyed!!
Hey all, TRIP5 has started up a thread to get a list of all team members going to the SPT. I have copied the list over from Diggerman's thread, so feel free to post on TRIP5 thread if you are attending but are not one of: DiggerMan Wacko90 monkey123 sherifoo7 JRY WWFCBlue MacMonster Dragonfli
Hitsquaddies who are on the thread for attending: DiggerMan Wacko90 monkey123 sherifoo7 JRY WWFCBlue MacMonster Dragonfli Dave488 Although I am sure more have qualified recently, will post on our thread to point out this Posted by WWFCBlue
N1 ED!!
if you could add to your list....
sic swans goldenb238 curlarge aussie09 M4VERICK,
I thought young gun was goin too, but cant see him on list!!
Will do table in morning, as very tired, but we WON thanks to Macmonsterv & Rab!! & with other teams scores i reckon we go 3 point clear at top !! Am up at 6am so will do table then!!
Many Congratulions this week go to Macmonster who wins a £22 Super BH seat for this Saturday well played bud
well played to all who cashed same time same place next week and we'll do it all again
Name
715D
745D
Totty
Score
Pos
MACMONSTER
9
7
29
16
1
DARNTOOTIN
25
6
47
31
2
DUDESKIN8
92
15
17
32
3
DEBDOBS_67
6
27
69
33
4
ROBBIEROTT
5
30
89
35
5
RAB642
16
26
152
42
6
MKGUNNER
21
23
75
44
7
BUDGIRL
184
29
16
45
8
BOXSTER
20
72
26
46
9
CHRIS1963
37
10
92
47
10
MADE4GAME
44
93
6
50
11
YOUNG_GUN
4
48
90
52
12
SOLACK
18
36
148
54
13
67BHOYS
124
16
40
56
14
JEFFSJACKS
1
63
169
64
15
MADMOO
57
132
9
66
16
IRISHROVER
29
39
171
68
17
W4RLOCK
79
12
56
68
18
STOCKY8A1
61
32
37
69
19
TORRYBOY
27
81
44
71
20
SLYKLLIST
118
74
7
81
21
LABRAT64
73
99
10
83
22
KEVCOKE69
32
54
95
86
23
DRUMAHAI05
153
11
77
88
24
123456789
106
59
30
89
25
LIAMBOI11
7
117
84
91
26
MAXALLY
60
115
33
93
27
KENNYBAD
54
111
41
95
28
SPORNYBOL
81
14
162
95
29
MAXMAX123
114
87
11
98
30
DAZLER
2
97
166
99
31
LISAR83
58
183
43
101
32
LYONSBOB06
93
96
8
101
33
JIMHFX
122
57
46
103
34
POKERTREV
71
33
142
104
35
YORKIE74
64
43
117
107
36
ELSADOG
66
42
97
108
37
FREECHIPS1
94
112
19
113
38
KKRIPPLER
99
62
51
113
39
MOON_RIVER
174
34
80
114
40
MRBURNS4
87
95
27
114
41
WYNNE1938
40
79
161
119
42
SCORPIO13
126
60
60
120
43
THEDART
26
178
96
122
44
ACIDMAN27
141
45
83
128
45
JAEGERBOMB
105
158
24
129
46
MRHAPPY38
62
68
72
130
47
WALLER02
59
146
71
130
48
CENACHAV
110
52
87
139
49
BIGAL36903
150
40
100
140
50
SUPERSNEDD
119
155
28
147
51
CON____MAN
33
116
156
149
52
TIKAY10
95
129
54
149
53
FLYINGDAGG
52
105
173
157
54
SHERIFOO7
23
172
137
160
55
POKEY2011
139
22
167
161
56
HITMAN_RV
78
85
141
163
57
SWORDSYBOY
130
101
67
168
58
3BARRELS
47
173
123
170
59
MYSHARKY
96
164
74
170
60
POMFRITTES
86
91
108
177
61
JOHNCONNOR
117
65
170
182
62
CHRISPIP
90
94
160
184
63
DUNMIDOSH
43
181
146
189
64
RICKY1970
171
64
126
190
65
JJJACH
97
98
106
195
66
BANDINI
91
110
140
201
67
UNBPOWER
149
84
125
209
68
KIWINI4U
156
100
120
220
69
EMILYEGG
135
136
86
221
70
GIANT811
166
120
101
221
71
IMBER
155
124
99
223
72
BILLYBOOTS
109
179
134
243
73
DRUMAGIRL
144
165
110
254
74
SAMANTHA25
185
137
128
265
75
POPPY765
154
131
136
267
76
DJBLACKE04
112
169
159
271
77
MEGGIE06
142
147
177
289
78
MELOPETE
131
166
164
295
79
JOHNRED888
172
177
143
315
80
DTD Team Points scored as follows........
Name TeamPTS
715D
745D
Totty
Score
Pos
MACMONSTER 10 + 1
9
7
29
16
1
DARNTOOTIN 9
25
6
47
31
2
DUDESKIN8 8
92
15
17
32
3
DEBDOBS_67 7
6
27
69
33
4
ROBBIEROTT 6
5
30
89
35
5
RAB642 5
16
26
152
42
6
MKGUNNER
21
23
75
44
7
BUDGIRL 3
184
29
16
45
8
BOXSTER 2
20
72
26
46
9
CHRIS1963 1
37
10
92
47
10
+1 point JeffsJacks TPT winning 7.15DS!! Which proved important!! nicks 3rd place!!
Very close week!! 6 Teams scored Points!!! 3 x Teams ALL had 24 runners!!!! You couldna make it up Saint!!!!!!!!!!
OCTOBER Week 4 Result DTD TEAM LEAGUE
Team Runners Wins Team points League Points HITSQUAD 24 1 16 7 TEAM 51 24 - 10 6 POKERTREV 24 1 9 5 NINJA PLONKERS 6 - 9 4 KNIGHTPLOP 7 - 6 3 TEAM SKY 1 - 3 2
OCTOBER DTD TEAM LEAGUE AFTER WEEK 4
Team Runners Wins Team points League Points HITSQUAD 87 5 53 24 POKERTREV 85 3 54 22 Team51 78 - 32 20 KNIGHTPLOP 40 1 23 18 NINJA PLONKERS 19 - 23 16 Team SKY 1 - 3 2
Comments
Ahhhh!!!! Ok, 'Team Fox' it is!!
17 already in for DTD tonight, Well Done Comrades!!!!!!!
lets try & beat our record of 21!!!
Once more unto the Baize , dear , Comrades once more;
Or close the wall up with our HitSquad dead.
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility:
But when the blast of Poker blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise Your Hand with hard-favour'd rage;
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
Let pry through the portage of the head
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
As fearfully as doth a galled Limp
O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit
To his full height. On, on, you noblest HitSquad.
Whose blood is fet from fathers that be Bluff-proof!
Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
Have in these parts from morn till even fought
And sheathed their Pocket Pairs for lack of argument:
Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you.
Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
And teach them how to RAISE And you, good Squaddies,
Whose limbs were, made on SkyPoker show us here
The mettle of your pasture; let us swear
That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;
For there is none of you so mean and base,
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this Flop
Cry 'God for Tikay, SkyPoker, and The HitSquad!'
William Shakespeare & The Hitman
Then we could list All tournaments in the OP, & update them as more people post & qualify!!
We also then have a reference point, where we know, who to politley Rail, [Emily!!], & watch out for Results!!
Now I Can do this... but thought a new Squaddie may like to take this role, or maybe 2/3 share & help, The OP will have be the leader tho, as he/she will have to do updates. Prob bout 3/4 minutes work every other day!!!
Any Volunteers??????
GL Squaddies,
No Prisoners, Crush ALL before YOU!!!
OCTOBER DTD TEAM LEAGUE AFTER WEEK 2
Team Runners Wins Team points League Points
HITSQUAD 39 3 27 12
Team51 39 - 22 12
POKERTREV 41 1 25 10
NINJA PLONKERS 7 - 7 8
KNIGHTPLOP 22 - 4 8
24 IN before 7pm!! HitSquad Record!!
Our first tourney we had 5!!!!!
+ 1 point freechips TPT winning 7.15DS
October Week 3 Team Results
Team Runners Wins Team points League Points
PokerTrev 20 1 22 7
KnightPlop 13 1 12 6
Hitsquad 24 1 10 5
Ninja Plonkers 6 - 7 4
Team51 15 - 0 3
OCTOBER DTD TEAM LEAGUE AFTER WEEK 3
Team Runners Wins Team points League Points
POKERTREV 61 2 47 17
HITSQUAD 63 4 37 17
Team51 54 - 22 15
KNIGHTPLOP 33 1 17 15
NINJA PLONKERS 13 - 14 12
Well Done this week to Dan made4game great win!
UL & WP to Moon_River 2nd. & Liamboi winning TOT. & Mrs Balti for second, [on debut], so helping secure The Hitsquad win point!!
But Team honours go to Team Pokertrev, 5 in top ten!!
& freechips winning 7.15DS
WP all, hope ALL enjoyed!!
Your use of Minuscules & Majoruscules is noted & respected LOLOL!!
MAJOR [Team Sky]BLUE CHIP SIGNING!!!!
I Am PROUD TO WELCOME......Sikas!!!!!!
Re: HITSQUAD APPLICATION FORM!!!!
First: 6/10/2009
Last: 19/10/2011
1, Name..............Cristo
2, SEX M/F...............M
3, SANE/INSANE..........Bonafide Fruitcake!
4, Football Team........Darlington!
5, Fav Drink, [or not].....Caprinha
6, Special Powers....
[like the X-Men, what could you add to The HitSquad] Mad Multi-tabling skillz
7, If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be?.....Life wouldnt be worth living
8, Would you eat Chips, Cheese & Gravy for breakfast after a long day/nite drinking & pokering?.....Its what i have EVERY Morning
Re: HITSQUAD APPLICATION FORM!!!!
First: 30/6/2009
Last: 19/10/2011
Posted by sikas
EVEN tho the Selection Committee does not know what Caprinha is? [..mind, nor Buckfast & Tiger]
This Application has been passed with THE HIGHEST SCORE SO FAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 95%
WELCOME COMRADE CRISTOS TO THE HITSQUAD!!!!
WE WISH YOU TO RUN GOLDEN FOR BOTH US & TEAM SKY!!!!!
liamboi, Liam, get added to the DTD Squaddie points table, YOU have earned your colours Comrades, please pm me with addresss & size and I will send you your well-earned Squaddie Polo!!
Extra shirts available for £20. if anyone wants a spare!! Have ALL SPT qualifiers got one!!
FREE SQUADDIE COLOURS FOR ANY DTD POINTS SCORER!!!
HitSquad DTD Team points Scored since start DTD League
Squaddie Top Tens Wins Team Points
young-gun 4 3 32!!!!!!!!!!!
RAB642 2 1 16
luvBWFC 1 3 13
HITMAN_RV 4 - 13
splashies 2 1 12
wynne1938 2 - 10
Gre8flop 1 - 9
Moon River 1 - 9
123456789 1 - 8
BENDOG40 1 - 7
dragonfli 1 - 7
Batkin 1 1 6
Wacko90 1 - 6
Quietman 1 - 6
wwfcblue 2 - 4
Shazallin 1 - 4
sic-swans 1 - 4
Barbie64 1 - 3
Slykllist 1 - 3
KennyBad 1 - 2
Johnred888 1 - 1
Liamboi11 - 1 1
First: 6/10/2009
Last: 20/10/2011 Oct 19th - My Debut performance
UKOPS - 3 - QUALIFIED ....in UKOPS 3,4,5+8 so far
1ST £750 Bounty - £1432nd 500GTD - £101 13th 1.5k Bounty - £33 9th £250 GTD £8.519th Mini Double Stack - £5
Encouragement & posts please people!!
It's all - HERE
Please support if u can, good bunch play, have played bout every other week and enjoyed!!
DiggerMan
Wacko90
monkey123
sherifoo7
JRY
WWFCBlue
MacMonster
Dragonfli
Re: Complete list of Team Members attending SPT 1 (6-max)
First: 30/6/2009
Last: 24/10/2011
Posted by WWFCBlue
N1 ED!!
if you could add to your list....
sic swans
goldenb238
curlarge
aussie09
M4VERICK,
I thought young gun was goin too, but cant see him on list!!
Call to Arms Squaddies!!
5.30pm, 15 in so far!!!
Please play if you can!!
Will do table in morning, as very tired, but we WON thanks to Macmonsterv & Rab!! & with other teams scores i reckon we go 3 point clear at top !! Am up at 6am so will do table then!!
Many Congratulions this week go to Macmonster who wins a £22 Super BH seat for this Saturday well played bud
well played to all who cashed same time same place next week and we'll do it all again
Very close week!!
6 Teams scored Points!!!
3 x Teams ALL had 24 runners!!!!
You couldna make it up Saint!!!!!!!!!!
OCTOBER Week 4 Result DTD TEAM LEAGUE
Team Runners Wins Team points League Points
HITSQUAD 24 1 16 7
TEAM 51 24 - 10 6
POKERTREV 24 1 9 5
NINJA PLONKERS 6 - 9 4
KNIGHTPLOP 7 - 6 3
TEAM SKY 1 - 3 2
OCTOBER DTD TEAM LEAGUE AFTER WEEK 4
Team Runners Wins Team points League Points
HITSQUAD 87 5 53 24
POKERTREV 85 3 54 22
Team51 78 - 32 20
KNIGHTPLOP 40 1 23 18
NINJA PLONKERS 19 - 23 16
Team SKY 1 - 3 2
They will obviously not be attending SPT Nottingham!!
I, and ALL Squaddies & Forumites wish them well thru this difficult time!!
XX
OCTOBER DTD TEAM LEAGUE AFTER WEEK 4
Team Runners Wins Team points League Points
HITSQUAD 87 5 53 24
POKERTREV 85 3 54 22
Team51 78 - 32 20
KNIGHTPLOP 40 1 23 18
NINJA PLONKERS 19 - 23 16
Team SKY 1 - 3 2
we are few regulars down for monday, need ALL for last push to VICTORY!!!