Not a great start Squaddies, but 3 weeks still to go!! We have not been outside Top 2 for last 4 months, so lets focus & target that, TPT already got big lead, lets see how it develops if we nail 2 wins in a row, We done it before
I Understand that some may have been not in rite place last nite for Poker, I was not, but ty for playing!!
3, SANE/INSANE.......... My shrink says im sane and the rest of the world is mad, either hes very good or hes enjoying me paying for his holidays
4, Football Team........Carlisle United of course,
5, Fav Drink, [or not]..... Coffee by the bucketful
6, Special Powers.... I can go all in and conjur up 1 outers repeatedly for my opponents 7, If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be?.....A wasp
8, Would you eat Chips, Cheese & Gravy for breakfast, after a long day/nite drinking & pokering?.....Certainly not, id be in the gym working on my pecs, or admiring others...........
Ive FB you both, and although I am loathe to joining any club that would have me as a member, it gets lonely in cyberspace after Ive insulted everyone at my tables.......
Neiller Posts: 10 First: 14/8/2011 Last: 9/1/2012 1, Name............... Oopnorth 2, SEX M/F...............[optional] Male 3, SANE/INSANE.......... My shrink says im sane and the rest of the world is mad, either hes very good or hes enjoying me paying for his holidays 4, Football Team........Carlisle United of course, 5, Fav Drink, [or not]..... Coffee by the bucketful 6, Special Powers.... I can go all in and conjur up 1 outers repeatedly for my opponents 7, If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be?.....A wasp 8, Would you eat Chips, Cheese & Gravy for breakfast, after a long day/nite drinking & pokering?.....Certainly not, id be in the gym working on my pecs, or admiring others........... Ive FB you both, and although I am loathe to joining any club that would have me as a member, it gets lonely in cyberspace after Ive insulted everyone at my tables....... Posted by Oopnorth
Welcome Comrade Oopnorth LOL!!
Application passed, & I think we got the same shrink!! LOL!!
3, SANE/INSANE..........The voices in my head tell me i don't have voices in my head.....so definitely sane
4, Football Team........Hibs (but my mum bought me a Rangers cake)
5, Fav Drink, [or not]..... U buying??? 6, Special Powers [like the X-Men, what could you add to The HitSquad] ...Lying on the floor pretending to be a fork
7, If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be?.....A fork
8, Would u eat chips, cheese & gravy for breakfast? ....Would u use me to eat ur chips and gravy....if I pretend to be a fork????
Call to Arms Comrades!!! Forum DTD Battle Monday!!
please register on DTWbandits thread [in GPC] & in relevant tournaments x 3, [copy of thread & info below]
Forum DTD Monday 16/1/2012posted at 13/1/2012 1:08 PM GMT on SkyPoker.comDTWBANDIT Posts: 4174 First: 20/6/2009 Last: 15/1/2012
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MONDAY FORUM DTD INCLUDING THE JANUARY MONTHLY LEAGUE Welcome to the Forum DTD we've also got our own Facebook Page which so far has 132 Members, just search for Forum DTD your best 2 scores from 3 will count (YOU MUST PLAY ALL 3 TOURNEYS) see below. 7-15pm Deepstack buy-in £2-20 8-30pm Totty buy-in £2-20 7-45pm Deepstack buy-in £1-10 New Weekly Prize Structure below based on runners playing all 3 Tourneys- - - - - - - Last week we had 96 Runners who played all 3 Sky Adam has put up the Prizes (See below) 50+ runners = Friday's TSP Cassic Entry 75+ runners = Saturday's £22 Super BH Entry 100+ runners = Thursday's £33 BH Entry The structure is 3 Tourneys lowest score wins (see below) to take part simply post on this thread BEFORE Monday 7-10pm. Here's how it is going to work. Your best 2 scores from 3 are added together & the lowest wins the Prize Your score in each tournament will be based on your finishing position.So, if you finish 1st, 25th and 92nd your score will be 1 + 25 = 26 Please note that in the event of a tie the player with the lowest finishing position in a comp will be deemed the winner eg if 2 players both finish on 30 pts and 1 finishes a tourny in 1st & the other 2nd the player finishing in the 1st place will be deemed the winner If you have any questions i will try to answer them on this thread. RIGHT THE JANUARY MONTHLY FORUM DTD LEAGUE BIT As a thank you for the excellent support you all continue to show Sky Adam has increased the prizes to award the TOP 3 Places Starting on Monday January 2nd and running for 5 weeks We will be running a Monthly comp alongside the usual weekly one so thats the 2nd / 9th /16th / 23rd & 30th January. It won't cost any extra it's a bonus Your best 3 scores out of the 5 will be added together and averaged The players who finish in the top 3 will win ......................... and this is where it changes 100-149 runners: 1st = £55 Primo Seat, 2nd = £33 BH Seat, 3rd = £11 Rebuy Open Seat _____________ 150-199 runners: 1st = £110 Sky Roller Seat, 2nd = £55 Primo Seat, 3rd = £33 BH Seat ______________200+ runners: 1st = £220 Sunday Roller Seat, 2nd £110 Sky Roller Seat, 3rd = £55 Primo Seat________________ Above is based on the number of different players in a Month (last month we had 136) As in the weekly comp .......in the event of a tie, the player with the lower individual weekly score will be deemed the higher place finisher the rules bit.............. HAVE FUN THAT IS ALL
GatlinGob wrote: 8, Would you eat Chips, Cheese & Gravy for breakfast, after a long day/nite drinking & pokering? Thats what i have for breakfast after every session __________________ You'll fit in just fine, and you'll be able to share breakfast with the rest of us! WELCOME to all the new Squaddies, run good and have fun and if you can't run good, run golden! Posted by Slykllist
Cheers Sly not sure what everyones real name is yet so you will have to bear with me for now hopefully after Luton ill be a bit better at's if i can remember after a weekend on the sauce lol.
Right TPTers..................It's Game on Tonight in the Monday DTD.
That PINK fluffy stuff (THS) otherwise known as "Team Candy Floss"should only be eaten at fair grounds in my opinion, however, tonight I may make an exception and eat a whole one at the table (Probably not advisable at a live casino) Too much candy floss can make you sick, so don't bite off more than you can eat.
Anyway TPTers, if you see any of that PINK Fluffy stuff at your tables tonight, please take a big bite or apply a little heat for complete meltdown.
There's also still a few pesky mysterons (Team51ers) showing a bit of form so be on the lookout, they have a tendency to blend in easily so don't be fooled.
Team Knight Plop/Poker- Need a little lesson in manners - so please use a knife & fork at the table and don't gulp them down all in one go.
Not too much I can say about the Ninjas & the DYMers as they are looking a little thin on the ground at the moment, but if you see any, please twiddle with the Booom Button to give maximum effect.
Team Runners Wins Team Pts League Pts HitSquad 71 3 69 26 PokerTrev 57 1 51 23 Team 51 44 2 32 16 DYM Leg Ends 26 1 35 15 Ninja Plonkers 14 1 15 13 KnightPoker 26 1 20 12 Team Sky 7 - 5 7
RESULTS FROM START OF DTD TEAM LEAGUE!!!
Champions Runners-up May '11 Team Knightplop Team HitSquad June '11 Team PokerTrev Team HitSquad July '11 Team 51Team PokerTrev Aug.'11 Team PokerTrevTeam 51 Sept.'11 Team 51Team HitSquad Oct. '11 Team HitSquad Team 51 Nov.'11 Team PokerTrevTeam Hitsquad Dec.'11 Team HitSquad Team PokerTrev
I find people who admit to being Curmudgoenly, very rarly are LOLOL!!
Also West Ham & ...... Flamengo!! why??....Coz.....
WOW...., They Mi Brazilan team!!! Saw them play Vasco da Gama at the Meracana bout 10 years ago 3-3, 3 sendings off, including Edmundo 'the Animal' !! I wore one of then black & red, QPR type away tops !!
Most scary footie match I ever been at LOLOL!!! Made Fulham v Chelsea, West ham v Millwall, Arseanl v Spurs, all look like tea-parties LOLOL!!
Iwill tell you bout NIGHTCLUB , 'HELP' on The Copabana another time......
Hi Ben, Commitee met & YOU ARE IN!!! Welcome Comrade!! hmmmm very interesting intro form, I find people who admit to being Curmudgoenly, very rarly are LOLOL!! Also West Ham & ...... Flamengo!! why??....Coz..... WOW...., They Mi Brazilan team!!! Saw them play Vasco da Gama at the Meracana bout 10 years ago 3-3, 3 sendings off, including Edmundo 'the Animal' !! I wore one of then black & red, QPR type away tops !! Most scary footie match I ever been at LOLOL!!! Made Fulham v Chelsea, West ham v Millwall, Arseanl v Spurs, all look like tea-parties LOLOL!! Iwill tell you bout NIGHTCLUB , 'HELP' on The Copabana another time...... Welcome again, Enjoy your time with us Squaddies Posted by HITMAN_RV
Hi I must point out that I'm only a part-time curmudgeon at the moment but I'm working on that . As for Flamengo, I was married to a Brazilian girl for a few years and I lived in Rio for a while near the Maracana. Beautiful place but you're right, real scary at times, Thanks for having me and let's hope I can do my best for the team.
In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : Hi I must point out that I'm only a part-time curmudgeon at the moment but I'm working on that . As for Flamengo, I was married to a Brazilian girl for a few years and I lived in Rio for a while near the Maracana. Beautiful place but you're right, real scary at times, Thanks for having me and let's hope I can do my best for the team. Posted by Bear_Proof
Ahhh you'd know 'Help' then!!
Seemed quite rough around The Maracana, but safe on the main drags, only bout 6 of our group got mugged at knife point LOL!! 2 of the bigger lads got knifes pulled on them by girls they met outside 'Help', they walked along the front to a spot where lights were out, couple of 'back-up' geezers were sitting there, but the gilrs pulled knifes LOLOL!! we did give them some stick!!
About 40 of us went on a footie tour, we played a Pro Team called Universal F.C. lost 8-1, but they were top tier Brazil side at time, think now down a level [or 2!!] went up SugarLoaf & to Romario's nite club, etc, had a wonderful time, just had to be careful after Dark, I thought it was safer than Sheperds Bush personally!! lol
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DTD LEAGUE RESULT WEEK 2
Team Runners Wins T/pts L/pts
Pokertrev 17 - 15 7
DYM LegEnds 7 - 13 6
Ninja Plonkers 3 - 7 5
Team 51 13 - 1 4
HitSquad 16 - - 3
KnightPoker 6 - 0 2
Team Sky 1 - 0 1
DTD LEAGUE TABLE JAN '12, WEEK 2
Team Runners Wins T/pts L/pts
Pokertrev 32 1 54 14
Ninja Plonkers 9 - 14 11
DYM LegEnds 9 - 14 9
HitSquad 33 - 7 8
Team 51 28 - 3 8
KnightPoker 13 - 0 4
Team Sky 2 - 0 2
Not a great start Squaddies, but 3 weeks still to go!!
We have not been outside Top 2 for last 4 months, so lets focus & target that, TPT already got big lead, lets see how it develops if we nail 2 wins in a row, We done it before
I Understand that some may have been not in rite place last nite for Poker, I was not, but ty for playing!!
For those of you who are on Facebook but not yet in the Hitsquad group, please add Dave as a friend on the following link -
David Harvey
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002504449773
Or myself -
Lisa Reynolds
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1385366754
We will then add you to the group. Thanks!!
First: 14/8/2011
Last: 9/1/2012
2, SEX M/F...............[optional] Male
3, SANE/INSANE.......... My shrink says im sane and the rest of the world is mad, either hes very good or hes enjoying me paying for his holidays
4, Football Team........Carlisle United of course,
5, Fav Drink, [or not]..... Coffee by the bucketful
6, Special Powers.... I can go all in and conjur up 1 outers repeatedly for my opponents
7, If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be?.....A wasp
8, Would you eat Chips, Cheese & Gravy for breakfast, after a long day/nite drinking & pokering?.....Certainly not, id be in the gym working on my pecs, or admiring others...........
Ive FB you both, and although I am loathe to joining any club that would have me as a member, it gets lonely in cyberspace after Ive insulted everyone at my tables.......
Application passed, & I think we got the same shrink!! LOL!!
enjoy!!!
Good friend of mine so be nice
1, Name...............hibs1212 (David)
2, SEX M/F..........Anytime
3, SANE/INSANE..........The voices in my head tell me i don't have voices in my head.....so definitely sane
4, Football Team........Hibs (but my mum bought me a Rangers cake)
5, Fav Drink, [or not].....
U buying???
6, Special Powers [like the X-Men, what could you add to The HitSquad] ...Lying on the floor pretending to be a fork
7, If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be?.....A fork
8, Would u eat chips, cheese & gravy for breakfast? ....Would u use me to eat ur chips and gravy....if I pretend to be a fork????
p.s. I take no responsibilty for David, Lisa
2, SEX M/F........Female
3, SANE/INSANE.......Insane
4, Football Team........Chelsea
5, Fav Drink, [or not].....Bacardi
6, Special Powers [like the X-Men, what could you add to The HitSquad] ..Amusment factor.
7, If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be?....Younger
8, Would you eat Chips, Cheese & Gravy for breakfast, after a long day/nite drinking & pokering?.....Defo,
2, SEX M/F M
3, SANE/INSANE Insane for sure
4, Football Team Aberdeen (i know there rubbish)
5, Fav Drink, [or not]..... Morgans & coke
6, Special Powers Endless pit of a stomach for all that drink LOL!!
7, If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be? A Donk
8, Would you eat Chips, Cheese & Gravy for breakfast, after a long day/nite drinking & pokering? Thats what i have for breakfast after every session
NEW SQUADDIE ALERTS X 4
Welcome Comrades, Oopnorth, hibs1212, kazzzz & GatlingGob!!
[Dave, David, Karen & Roddy respectivley]
the committee have read thru your applications, and have decided you will all fit in just fine!!
Just remember the golden rule, if anyone see's 'The men in white coats' coming,
scream "Run squaddies Run"
then scarper, meet back at the safe house!!
Enjoy & Run Golden!!
please register on DTWbandits thread [in GPC] & in relevant tournaments x 3, [copy of thread & info below]
First: 20/6/2009
Last: 15/1/2012
CAN YOU PLEASE POST YOUR TEAM ON THIS THREAD THANK YOU
MONDAY FORUM DTD INCLUDING THE JANUARY MONTHLY LEAGUE
Welcome to the Forum DTD we've also got our own Facebook Page which so far has 132 Members, just search for Forum DTD
your best 2 scores from 3 will count (YOU MUST PLAY ALL 3 TOURNEYS) see below.
7-15pm Deepstack buy-in £2-20
8-30pm Totty buy-in £2-20
7-45pm Deepstack buy-in £1-10
New Weekly Prize Structure below based on runners playing all 3 Tourneys- - - - - - - Last week we had 96 Runners who played all 3 Sky Adam has put up the Prizes (See below)
50+ runners = Friday's TSP Cassic Entry 75+ runners = Saturday's £22 Super BH Entry 100+ runners = Thursday's £33 BH Entry
The structure is 3 Tourneys lowest score wins (see below) to take part simply post on this thread BEFORE Monday 7-10pm.
Here's how it is going to work.
Your best 2 scores from 3 are added together & the lowest wins the Prize
Your score in each tournament will be based on your finishing position.So, if you finish 1st, 25th and 92nd your score will be 1 + 25 = 26
Please note that in the event of a tie the player with the lowest finishing position in a comp will be deemed the winner
eg if 2 players both finish on 30 pts and 1 finishes a tourny in 1st & the other 2nd the player finishing in the 1st place will be deemed the winner
If you have any questions i will try to answer them on this thread.
RIGHT THE JANUARY MONTHLY FORUM DTD LEAGUE BIT
As a thank you for the excellent support you all continue to show Sky Adam has increased the prizes to award the TOP 3 Places
Starting on Monday January 2nd
and running for 5 weeks We will be running a Monthly comp alongside the usual weekly one
so thats the 2nd / 9th /16th / 23rd & 30th January. It won't cost any extra it's a bonus
Your best 3 scores out of the 5 will be added together and averaged
The players who finish in the top 3 will win ......................... and this is where it changes
100-149 runners:
1st = £55 Primo Seat, 2nd = £33 BH Seat, 3rd = £11 Rebuy Open Seat
_____________
150-199 runners:
1st = £110 Sky Roller Seat, 2nd = £55 Primo Seat, 3rd = £33 BH Seat
______________200+ runners:
1st = £220 Sunday Roller Seat, 2nd £110 Sky Roller Seat, 3rd = £55 Primo Seat________________
Above is based on the number of different players in a Month (last month we had 136)
As in the weekly comp .......in the event of a tie, the player with the lower individual weekly score will be deemed the higher place finisher
the rules bit..............
HAVE FUN THAT IS ALL
8, Would you eat Chips, Cheese & Gravy for breakfast, after a long day/nite drinking & pokering?
Thats what i have for breakfast after every session
__________________
You'll fit in just fine, and you'll be able to share breakfast with the rest of us!
WELCOME to all the new Squaddies, run good and have fun and if you can't run good, run golden!
after Luton ill be a bit better at's if i can remember after a weekend on the sauce lol.
Right TPTers..................It's Game on Tonight in the Monday DTD.
That PINK fluffy stuff (THS) otherwise known as "Team Candy Floss"should only be eaten at fair grounds in my opinion, however, tonight I may make an exception and eat a whole one at the table (Probably not advisable at a live casino) Too much candy floss can make you sick, so don't bite off more than you can eat.
Anyway TPTers, if you see any of that PINK Fluffy stuff at your tables tonight, please take a big bite or apply a little heat for complete meltdown.
There's also still a few pesky mysterons (Team51ers) showing a bit of form so be on the lookout, they have a tendency to blend in easily so don't be fooled.
Team Knight Plop/Poker- Need a little lesson in manners - so please use a knife & fork at the table and don't gulp them down all in one go.
Not too much I can say about the Ninjas & the DYMers as they are looking a little thin on the ground at the moment, but if you see any, please twiddle with the Booom Button to give maximum effect.
Good Luck Out There TPTers - Take it Down
ps...............
FORUM DTD TEAM FINAL LEAGUE TABLE DECEMBER !!!
Team Runners Wins Team Pts League Pts
HitSquad 71 3 69 26
PokerTrev 57 1 51 23
Team 51 44 2 32 16
DYM Leg Ends 26 1 35 15
Ninja Plonkers 14 1 15 13
KnightPoker 26 1 20 12
Team Sky 7 - 5 7
RESULTS FROM START OF DTD TEAM LEAGUE!!!
Champions Runners-up
May '11 Team Knightplop Team HitSquad
June '11 Team PokerTrev Team HitSquad
July '11 Team 51 Team PokerTrev
Aug.'11 Team PokerTrev Team 51
Sept.'11 Team 51 Team HitSquad
Oct. '11 Team HitSquad Team 51
Nov.'11 Team PokerTrev Team Hitsquad
Dec.'11 Team HitSquad Team PokerTrev
got chatting with 3barrels & Slykllist. Sly said i should try applying for the hitsquad. would love to give it a whirl. hope you'll have me
1, Name...............Bear_Proof (Ben Shrimpton)
2, SEX M/F.......... Male
3, SANE/INSANE..........A matter of opinion
4, Football Team........West Ham & Flamengo
5, Fav Drink, [or not]..... Whisky, Guiness, Babycham
6, Special Powers [like the X-Men, what could you add to The HitSquad] ...Impervious to all forms of ursine assault
7, If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be?..... full time curmudgeon
8, Would you eat Chips, Cheese & Gravy for breakfast, after a long day/nite drinking & pokering?..... deffo
Welcome Comrade!!
hmmmm very interesting intro form,
I find people who admit to being Curmudgoenly, very rarly are LOLOL!!
Also West Ham & ...... Flamengo!! why??....Coz.....
WOW...., They Mi Brazilan team!!! Saw them play Vasco da Gama at the Meracana bout 10 years ago 3-3, 3 sendings off, including Edmundo 'the Animal' !! I wore one of then black & red, QPR type away tops !!
Most scary footie match I ever been at LOLOL!!!
Made Fulham v Chelsea, West ham v Millwall, Arseanl v Spurs, all look like tea-parties LOLOL!!
Iwill tell you bout NIGHTCLUB , 'HELP' on The Copabana another time......
Welcome again, Enjoy your time with us Squaddies
Bed for me now ,GL Squaddies,
Have to be on site at Heathrow tomorra 6am, to get alot work finished, so i can go to Lynnes service weds!!
Will do Team league table tues pm sry!!
I must point out that I'm only a part-time curmudgeon at the moment but I'm working on that
As for Flamengo, I was married to a Brazilian girl for a few years and I lived in Rio for a while near the Maracana. Beautiful place but you're right, real scary at times,
Thanks for having me and let's hope I can do my best for the team.
Seemed quite rough around The Maracana, but safe on the main drags, only bout 6 of our group got mugged at knife point LOL!!
2 of the bigger lads got knifes pulled on them by girls they met outside 'Help', they walked along the front to a spot where lights were out, couple of 'back-up' geezers were sitting there, but the gilrs pulled knifes LOLOL!! we did give them some stick!!
About 40 of us went on a footie tour, we played a Pro Team called Universal F.C. lost 8-1, but they were top tier Brazil side at time, think now down a level [or 2!!] went up SugarLoaf & to Romario's nite club, etc, had a wonderful time, just had to be careful after Dark, I thought it was safer than Sheperds Bush personally!! lol