In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : All being well, i will definately play on Monday for you guys! And that is a question i get asked quite alot, it is strange isn't it? haha Posted by TheUKSpoon
So where's the HITWIFE's application ? :-) Posted by VespaPX
errrrr... HERE!!!
.....OK took ma bravery pill...here goes...Squaddies found this massivley entertaing on our FB page...
'The Hitman walks into his Hit-Cyber-facebook Office.....
He Says .....
" Squaddies!! I got some Good News, some Bad News, & some Scary News!! "
LOL ....Now that i got ya attn ...I'll relay a storey that happened at 1am last nite in ma bedroom!!
1am, Just Qualified fa SPT...JUST 13th/13 Qualifiers, 60ish entrees, lol, had quick phone call with Colin, who qualified as well..... Was creeping into bedroom so as not ta wake tha Hitwife,......... FAILED!!!
...This Narrative follows!!
HitWife, "O so you Fackin coming to bed now are ya"
Hitman, " Yes, sweetheart "
HitWife, " Who The Fack was that on the Phone"
Hitman, " My SPT Room-mate Colin, we both just qualified fa SPT Stratford"
HITWIFE!!!.....
" HE AINT YOUR FACKIN ROOM-MATE...........I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He'll have to get another Room COZ I'M COMING WITH YOU!!!! I'm gonna get drunk & have crack at bar, get a Kebab at 6am, chat to all the FACKIN SKY DOLLY BIRDS, LIKE YOU ALWAYS FACKIN DO....OK!!!!!!"
HitMan "Yes sweetheart" !!!
PMSL!!!
So Colin Goldsmith, I'll now defo have a Double Room please!!! [padded walls if poss, & panic room/cupboard in case of emergency]
In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : errrrr... HERE!!! .....OK took ma bravery pill...here goes...Squaddies found this massivley entertaing on our FB page... 'The Hitman walks into his Hit-Cyber-facebook Office..... He Says ..... " Squaddies!! I got some Good News, some Bad News, & some Scary News!! " LOL ....Now that i got ya attn ...I'll relay a storey that happened at 1am last nite in ma bedroom!! 1am, Just Qualified fa SPT...JUST 13th/13 Qualifiers, 60ish entrees, lol, had quick phone call with Colin, who qualified as well..... Was creeping into bedroom so as not ta wake tha Hitwife,......... FAILED!!! ...This Narrative follows!! HitWife, "O so you Fackin coming to bed now are ya" Hitman, " Yes, sweetheart " HitWife, " Who The Fack was that on the Phone" Hitman, " My SPT Room-mate Colin, we both just qualified fa SPT Stratford" HITWIFE!!!..... " HE AINT YOUR FACKIN ROOM-MATE...........I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He'll have to get another Room COZ I'M COMING WITH YOU!!!! I'm gonna get drunk & have crack at bar, get a Kebab at 6am, chat to all the FACKIN SKY DOLLY BIRDS, LIKE YOU ALWAYS FACKIN DO....OK!!!!!!" HitMan "Yes sweetheart" !!! PMSL!!! So Colin Goldsmith, I'll now defo have a Double Room please!!! [padded walls if poss, & panic room/cupboard in case of emergency] The POKER WORLD MaY NEVER BE THE SAME!!!!! It will be Hit-fun tho...............lol!!! ' Posted by HITMAN_RV
3, SANE/INSANE..........I have been compared to a 'box of frogs' which is fine so long as the box is nice and spacious
4, Football Team........Charlton Athletic (who are ya??)
5, Fav Drink, [or not].....anything containing alcohol normally does the trick, partial to a G&T when on the laptop late in the evening
6, Special Powers [like the X-Men, what could you add to The HitSquad] ... I can in fact levitate, although I am yet to find a good use for this at the tables. Making things disappear is always fun, provided they are others' chips, not mine.
7, If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be?..... Those chaps over in TKP are quite nice aren't they?!!!!
8, Would you eat Chips, Cheese & Gravy for breakfast, after a long day/nite drinking & pokering?.....show me that menu, and fry me an egg, big lad.
See you all at the tables, and some of you in Stratford.
Pretty hectic night at the tables, regged for nearly everything in the Community night, and very nearly took down the £1k freeroll. Bad beat sob coming up, was 2nd in chips 10 left in the freeroll and get jammed on holding AK, he has KJ luvly....
Mondays 11-3-13 Forum DTD Winner was POSHCOLE (THS) Prize TBC once number of runners have been confirmed when table has been posted
2nd was B_OAKDAVE (DIA) & 3rd was TSAAAAR (THS) both get free Entry into next weeks Forum DTD Well played who made FT's & to those that cashed & we'll see u next week
VWP ALL!! Apologies Delay in Tables
+1 Bonus Point Dagnamit TNP wins DTD1
Position Player Team / Points DTD1 DTD2 DTD3 plyd Total
OUCH!!! Got knocked out of APAT Team Tournie exact same hands Sun nite, all in pre, except he hit Jack!! Am 4th in individual, My AK holds I get ALOT closer to First & defo get 2nd after 7 weeks!! Run Better Mike!!! Posted by HITMAN_RV
It was question 4 that concerned me more, he seems to have completely misunderstood the term 'football team'!
Great to meet some of the gang this weekend, I'm sure we all came away with some great hard luck stories if nothing else. Dave, I've sent a friend request on Facebook if you could sort me access to the Squad group, cheers. Everyone else, hope to bump into you in DTD. Posted by bbMike
Mike!!! I musta missed ya sry I know some met you, have added you toFB group tonight Enjoy!!
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I done Rabbish, but poshcole Ajax99 bolesAA & Tsaaar, alll going great!!
We must get you in our FB group mate, very busy & fun in there!!
Here is the Facebook link to Hitman's (David Harvey) HitSquad Captain, page
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002504449773
And mine (Lisa Reynolds), Cheif Hitsquad Recruitment Officer,
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1385366754
Add one (or both!!) of us and we'll get u added to the Hitsquad Facebook page.
Hope to see u there soon
Llamas - Attending
HITMAN_RV - Qualified
golden238 - Qualified
HitWifeRV - Attending [on debut]
bbMike- Qualified
MacMonster - Qualified
bear_proof - Qualified
errrrr... HERE!!!
.....OK took ma bravery pill...here goes...Squaddies found this massivley entertaing on our FB page...
'The Hitman walks into his Hit-Cyber-facebook Office.....
He Says .....
" Squaddies!! I got some Good News, some Bad News, & some Scary News!! "
LOL ....Now that i got ya attn
...I'll relay a storey that happened at 1am last nite in ma bedroom!!
1am, Just Qualified fa SPT...JUST 13th/13 Qualifiers, 60ish entrees, lol, had quick phone call with Colin, who qualified as well..... Was creeping into bedroom so as not ta wake tha Hitwife,......... FAILED!!!
...This Narrative follows!!
HitWife, "O so you Fackin coming to bed now are ya"
Hitman, " Yes, sweetheart "
HitWife, " Who The Fack was that on the Phone"
Hitman, " My SPT Room-mate Colin, we both just qualified fa SPT Stratford"
HITWIFE!!!.....
" HE AINT YOUR FACKIN ROOM-MATE...........I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He'll have to get another Room COZ I'M COMING WITH YOU!!!!
I'm gonna get drunk & have crack at bar, get a Kebab at 6am, chat to all the FACKIN SKY DOLLY BIRDS, LIKE YOU ALWAYS FACKIN DO....OK!!!!!!"
HitMan "Yes sweetheart" !!!
PMSL!!!
So Colin Goldsmith, I'll now defo have a Double Room please!!! [padded walls if poss, & panic room/cupboard in case of emergency]
The POKER WORLD MaY NEVER BE THE SAME!!!!!
It will be Hit-fun tho...............lol!!! '
For completeness:
1, Name...............Mike Leigh
2, SEX M/F..........last time I checked it was M
3, SANE/INSANE..........I have been compared to a 'box of frogs' which is fine so long as the box is nice and spacious
4, Football Team........Charlton Athletic (who are ya??)
5, Fav Drink, [or not].....anything containing alcohol normally does the trick, partial to a G&T when on the laptop late in the evening
6, Special Powers [like the X-Men, what could you add to The HitSquad] ... I can in fact levitate, although I am yet to find a good use for this at the tables. Making things disappear is always fun, provided they are others' chips, not mine.
7, If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be?..... Those chaps over in TKP are quite nice aren't they?!!!!
8, Would you eat Chips, Cheese & Gravy for breakfast, after a long day/nite drinking & pokering?.....show me that menu, and fry me an egg, big lad.
See you all at the tables, and some of you in Stratford.
Q.7 Answer has been passed to the Dubious Answers Committee!!
You may have fine or forfeit for it, but I managed to smuggle ya application thru!!!
Got knocked out of APAT Team Tournie exact same hands Sun nite, all in pre, except he hit Jack!!
Am 4th in individual, My AK holds I get ALOT closer to First & defo get 2nd after 7 weeks!!
Run Better Mike!!!
Mondays 11-3-13 Forum DTD Winner was POSHCOLE (THS) Prize TBC once number of runners have been confirmed when table has been posted
2nd was B_OAKDAVE (DIA) & 3rd was TSAAAAR (THS) both get free Entry into next weeks Forum DTD
Well played who made FT's & to those that cashed & we'll see u next week
VWP ALL!! Apologies Delay in Tables
+1 Bonus Point Dagnamit TNP wins DTD1Position Player Team / Points DTD1 DTD2 DTD3 plyd Total
Team Runners Wins TeamPTS LeaguePTS
Hitsquad 32 2 29 7
Diamond 18 - 14 6
Dragons 14 1 9 5
Ninja Plonkers 2 1 1 4
Poker Titans 13 - 0 3
T-Munky 4 - 0 2
Knight Poker 6 - 0 1
Bring IT 1 - 0 0
Forum DTD Team Table after Week 2 MARCH
Team Runners Wins TeamPTS LeaguePTS
HitSquad 62 5 64 14
Dragons 24 1 27 11
Diamond 31 - 19 11
Poker Titans 23 - - 7
Ninja Plonkers 4 1 1 5
Team 51 4 - - 3
Knight Poker 15 - - 3
T-Munky 8 - - 2
BringIT 2 - - 0
VWP ALL!!
GWAN THA SQUAD!!!
Team points awarded as below....
+1 win Bonus Point Danbarker Dia wins DTD1!!
Forum DTD Team Result week 3 March
Team Runners Wins TeamPTS LeaguePTS
Poker Titans 13 1 22 7
HitSquad 32 1 21 6
Knight Poker 7 - 9 5
Dragons 12 - 5 4
Diamond 17 1 1 3
Bring IT 1 - - 2
Team 51 1 - - 1
Ninja Plonkers 2 - - 0
T-Munkey 3 - - 0
Forum DTD Team League Table March Week 3
Team Runners Wins TeamPTS LeaguePTS
HitSquad 94 6 85 20
Dragons 36 1 32 15
Poker Titans 36 1 22 14
Diamond 48 1 20 14
Knight Poker 22 - 9 8
Ninja Plonkers 6 1 1 5
Team 51 5 - - 4
BringIT 3 - - 2
T-Munky 11 - - 2
WP ALL!!
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