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Saturday Night Live with Rich and Ed ***official show thread****

RICHORFORDRICHORFORD Member Posts: 5,571
edited August 2011 in Poker Chat
Kerboom!

We're live on the box tonight (9pm till 1am) for four hours of live pokertainment which will see Ed Giddins and I reunited for more analysis and tomfoolery.

We're looking forward to it, but of course we need you guys to make the show fly.

So, please start posting your comments and banter so we've got plenty to get out teeth into tonight. I'll add more details to this thread as I get them throughout the day.

But here's a topic of conversation to get us going...

Tried and trusted, from experience or otherwise...

What are the biggest turn-offs in a man or woman?

It doesn't matter how attractive you find a person, if they happen to have this quality it's an instant epic fail. So...what is it? Dirty fingernails? Aways talking about themselves? Hairy underarms? Lack of interest in your hobby? A weird laugh? etc etc.

Ed and I will run the rule over your suggestions and decide if they're a reasonable shout or not! The ones we agree with will go into a hat and we'll pick out some winners for prizes.

Gooooo for it!

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  • JockBMWJockBMW Member Posts: 2,653
    edited August 2011
    Great to see you and the gidzer back together.

    Gl Luck on the show mate, if you need any pointers I understand there was a rather handsom Scotsman on the show the other night that you could take some tips from ;o)
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  • GraveGrave Member Posts: 55
    edited August 2011
    hi guys its Grave gl with the show tonight looking forward to watching it, i think the biggest turn off on a woman has to be too much make up and there are loads of them, its like there over compensating for a lack of whatever you only need to brush past them and your covered in make up (try explaining that one to the missus) perfumes and deoderant dont matter cause all you smell is make up but the worst is when you talk to them because every time they smile or laugh there whole face just seems to crack like an old painting and have you ever seen a pillow in the morning from a woman who wears to much make up its not a pretty sight
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  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk Member Posts: 6,186
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Saturday Night Live with Rich and Ed ***official show thread****:
    What are the biggest turn-offs in a woman?
    Posted by RICHORFORD
    ... awaits replies from any man on here who's tried to seduce sara36dd ...
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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited August 2011
    What are the biggest turn-offs in a woman?  


    they have an adams apple
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  • bludreid11bludreid11 Member Posts: 490
    edited August 2011
    hi all looking forwards to the show,and hearing eds wise words, and richies ??? comments

    you asked about TURN OFFS before i start i think that many women can dress to either highlight their
    attributes or hide their flaws,as a person who has traveled the world and has encountered many  many
    girls,of various shapes and sizes i feel that im in a unique position to comment on this subject.


       OVERWEIGHT WOMEN IN TIGHT CLOTHING OR SHORT SKIRTS
    not only is it a turnoff its downright dangerous,when you try to undress these people the strain on the
    fabrics are such that when realeased the snap back on these garments can break fingers,or even take your eye out i wont explain how it could take an eye out, ill leave that to your own imagination,but sufice to say  a warning to all men and advice to all woman
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  • bludreid11bludreid11 Member Posts: 490
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: Saturday Night Live with Rich and Ed ***official show thread****:
    What are the biggest turn-offs in a woman?    they have an adams apple
    Posted by spornybol
    sorry son but i hate to tell you  THAT IS NOT A WOMAN
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  • TiaDalmaTiaDalma Member Posts: 454
    edited August 2011
    Turnoffs In men - bad breath.
    Passing wind  In front of you. laughing like a  drain then wafting It around the room with their hands (wrongly convinced that you want to share In the experience) and finally giving It marks out of 10. 

    Men who wear sandals and socks
    And I could never fancy a man with a tiny nose (although this ones not their fault)  :)

    Have a good show both. Nice to see you back Ed
     
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  • logdonlogdon Member Posts: 1,777
    edited August 2011
     Without a Women on the Show I can see this being one sided against us.    Bet you don't use this one.!    Men that let rip in company and think it Macho also Men called "Trigger" or "Stump" who think their Gods gift to Women.  Hugs by the way.xx
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  • jenny_IYYjenny_IYY Member Posts: 184
    edited August 2011
    Hi Guys.

    Looking forward to a great show as normal and Rich i hope you have your fiver ready for Ed at the end of the night to add to the dozens he has got off you in other shows :)

    For me big turns offs in a man apart from the obvious ( not owning a bar of soap etc ) would be guys who never stop looking in the mirror or even worse than that guys who carry a mirror ! ( good job Carlo isnt on the show tonight lol )

    Big turn ons would be well groomed guys in white shirts with the top couple of buttons left open and chatting about poker all night :)

    ^^ just taking a shot at what you or Ed might be wearing tonight ^^ looooool

    Jenny.x.
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited August 2011

    Skinny women....

    Women who use fake tan....

    Women who take longer than 25 minutes and 45 seconds to get ready to go out.....

    Shy women.....

    Women who say OMG alot....

    Women who need a new mobile phone every other week.....

    Mardy women.......

    Women who worry about how much they drink......

    Women that scowl and frown.....

    Women with ginger hair.....

    Women that wear sweatshirts....

    Women that wear polo shirts....

    Unemployed women......

    Flat chested women.....

    Just basically look like Kerry Katona, act like Holly Willoughby (pre This Morning) and you prob have half a chance with DOHHHHHHH.



     






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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG Member Posts: 7,155
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: Saturday Night Live with Rich and Ed ***official show thread****:
    Skinny women.... Women who use fake tan.... Women who take longer than 25 minutes and 45 seconds to get ready to go out..... Shy women..... Women who say OMG alot.... Women who need a new mobile phone every other week..... Mardy women....... Women who worry about how much they drink...... Women that scowl and frown..... Women with ginger hair..... Women that wear sweatshirts.... Women that wear polo shirts.... Unemployed women...... Flat chested women..... Just basically look like Kerry Katona, act like Holly Willoughby (pre This Morning) and you prob have half a chance with DOHHHHHHH.  
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    lmao! u missed out women with more facial hair than you though
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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: Saturday Night Live with Rich and Ed ***official show thread****:
    In Response to Re: Saturday Night Live with Rich and Ed ***official show thread**** : sorry son but i hate to tell you  THAT IS NOT A WOMAN
    Posted by bludreid11
    i know dad, lol but tell rich-orford THAT
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  • bludreid11bludreid11 Member Posts: 490
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: Saturday Night Live with Rich and Ed ***official show thread****:
    hi guys its Grave gl with the show tonight looking forward to watching it, i think the biggest turn off on a woman has to be too much make up and there are loads of them, its like there over compensating for a lack of whatever you only need to brush past them and your covered in make up (try explaining that one to the missus) perfumes and deoderant dont matter cause all you smell is make up but the worst is when you talk to them because every time they smile or laugh there whole face just seems to crack like an old painting and have you ever seen a pillow in the morning from a woman who wears to much make up its not a pretty sight
    Posted by Grave
    does it count when you wear it as well ??
    i find that some women/men dont look thier best in the morning anyway.
    and dare i say it even after applying the stuff they dont look any better.   anyway
    stay away from the mirror
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  • RICHORFORDRICHORFORD Member Posts: 5,571
    edited August 2011
    Good stuff so far!

    We're also focussing on value bets tonight- now that Mr. Value Town himself is back in the studio!

    So- what's your thoughts on value betting. Any tips? Any do's or don'ts?

    Any advice to give or needed? Any questions?

    Even better, if you have any examples from tonight's play, please post the hand id number and we'll try and show it- but please make sure you post it with perhaps some acompanying lines/questions about the hand (so we know why you posted it and why you want us to show it).
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  • jenny_IYYjenny_IYY Member Posts: 184
    edited August 2011
    One quick post on value bets Rich.

    The best value bet i ever saw was at a $10/$20nl game when the board was 5club 5dias 6dias 7dias 8dias with 2 guys in the pot and only about $200 in the middle at river when the guy holding the 9dias pushed all in for over 3k and got called from a bigger stack with the Ace of dias looooooooooooooooooool :)


    Jenny.
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  • loonytoonsloonytoons Member Posts: 4,270
    edited August 2011
    I use the ''my perfect pet method''

    if my potential girlfriend has :-

    More underarm hair than
    More bad breath than
    Less intelligence than

    BUT....... s h a g s like a bunny then.....



    LETS GET MARRIED LOL!!!!!

    can i just say, im married and she doesnt sh ag like a bunny sadly, but also does not gamble so cant see this lol.
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  • bludreid11bludreid11 Member Posts: 490
    edited August 2011


      just one more turn off this is a real big turn off

      WHEN THE WOMAN YOU ARE SEEING TAKES LONGER TO SHAVE THAN YOU
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  • bandinibandini Member Posts: 1,802
    edited August 2011
    I've yet to find anything a turn-off in a woman.
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  • loonytoonsloonytoons Member Posts: 4,270
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: Saturday Night Live with Rich and Ed ***official show thread****:
    I've yet to find anything a turn-off in a woman.
    Posted by bandini
    What about an English accent lol??
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: Saturday Night Live with Rich and Ed ***official show thread****:
    I've yet to find anything a turn-off in a woman.
    Posted by bandini
    Lololololol World Class.
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