I see only through the eyes of a small dog - do I have a problem? Posted by elsadog
Small dogs need to realise that what seems normal to them, is in fact, far less normal than actual normality itself, normally this will not create problems, but, and for a small dog, this is a BIG but,--- normal dogs are actually bigger than a small dog, although normally, small dogs tend to think they are as big as a normal sized dog, and normal sized dogs are normally aware of this. So do try not to be a normal small dog, because normally, normal dogs will know something you don't.
Murray 69 is in a great position ( obviously )---- currently chip leader in 400 grtd---- he's licking em I tell you!!!--- and he's only in it for the crack!!!
He just came up for a 5 min break, then he's getting down to it again!!!----
In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD : Small dogs need to realise that what seems normal to them, is in fact, far less normal than actual normality itself, normally this will not create problems, but, and for a small dog, this is a BIG but,--- normal dogs are actually bigger than a small dog, although normally, small dogs tend to think they are as big as a normal sized dog, and normal sized dogs are normally aware of this. So do try not to be a normal small dog, because normally, normal dogs will know something you don't. Posted by oynutter
Why not show you're a Team51 member by changing your avatar location. Simply go to ''My Account''Then in the section at the top marked ''My Details'' click it and change the section marked ''Town/City'' to Team51. You will need to log off and on again for it to take effect. Then when anyone puts their cursor on your avatar it will tell them you're a 51'er.
If anyone's name hasn't been added to the rollcall please let me know on this thread.
The combination of very late night poker, my wife's car dying and having to sort out a new one for her to wreck and a blinding headache, I've lost track.
So please, if I've missed you off - just shout. It's not intentional I promise you.
Why not show you're a Team51 member by changing your avatar location. Simply go to ''My Account'' Then in the section at the top marked ''My Details'' click it and change the section marked ''Town/City'' to Team51. You will need to log off and on again for it to take effect. Then when anyone puts their cursor on your avatar it will tell them you're a 51'er. Posted by elsadog
Elsa,i put team 51 under my avatar couple of days ago but am seriously thinking of removing it.All players in other teams are great fun but am finding some people having a go in chat along the lines of "why are YOU in a team","whats the point of being in a team" and "your so bad you shouldn't be in any team".Last one is true btw,lol. Really getting under my skin and think it's simpler to just remove it. If i do remove it hope you understand why. Phil'o
If anyone's name hasn't been added to the rollcall please let me know on this thread. The combination of very late night poker, my wife's car dying and having to sort out a new one for her to wreck and a blinding headache, I've lost track. So please, if I've missed you off - just shout. It's not intentional I promise you. I need a secretary ....... Posted by elsadog
Think you will find my name hasnt been added yet?? Dont worry i wont blame it on the red an white rose divide elsadog lol
In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD : Think you will find my name hasnt been added yet?? Dont worry i wont blame it on the red an white rose divide elsadog lol Posted by HOTFLUSH66
Sry m8 you're on the list now )
When I was young I remember asking my Dad about the 'thing' between Lancashire and Yorkshire. He told me not to bother about it, and that Yorkshire is only there to keep the draft off Lancashire )
A long time ago, Me (A Leeds Fan), a Scouser and a Manc were all working in Saudi Arabia, an sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden the Saudi police rushed in and arrested us. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, we were sentenced to death!
However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, we were able to successfully appeal our sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day our trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided we could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As we were preparing for our punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
The Scouser was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Scouser had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done.
The Manc was next up and after watching the scene, said:" Please fix two pillows on my back". But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again. He was carried away bleeding and blubbering like a little girl.
I was the last one up (as i had finished off the crate), but before i could say anything, the Sheikh turned to me and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world, your city has some of the best bars, nightclubs and restaurants in Europe, For this you may have two wishes!"
"Cheers mate, your Most Royal and Merciful Highness", i replied. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave." The Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheikh asks.
"Tie the Manc to my back please i replied.
Good luck in the M/E tonight pal Cheers for the add aswell.
JOB FOR TOBY /> /> HOTFLUSH66 Hiya mate Cheers for the welcome into team 51,how do i get the team name on my table avitar? Gotta spread the brand!! Posted by IRISHROVER
A long time ago, Me (A Leeds Fan), a Scouser and a Manc were all working in Saudi Arabia, an sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden the Saudi police rushed in and arrested us. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, we were sentenced to death! However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, we were able to successfully appeal our sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day our trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided we could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As we were preparing for our punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." The Scouser was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Scouser had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done. The Manc was next up and after watching the scene, said:" Please fix two pillows on my back". But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again. He was carried away bleeding and blubbering like a little girl. I was the last one up (as i had finished off the crate), but before i could say anything, the Sheikh turned to me and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world, your city has some of the best bars, nightclubs and restaurants in Europe, For this you may have two wishes!" "Cheers mate, your Most Royal and Merciful Highness", i replied. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes." "Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave." The Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheikh asks. "Tie the Manc to my back please i replied. Good luck in the M/E tonight pal Cheers for the add aswell. Posted by HOTFLUSH66
I heard that slightly different ) In the one I heard the scouser nicked all the ale.
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He just came up for a 5 min break, then he's getting down to it again!!!----
Good to see you back firing again rik .
welcome home lol .
Simply go to ''My Account''Then in the section at the top marked ''My Details'' click it and change the section marked ''Town/City'' to Team51.
You will need to log off and on again for it to take effect. Then when anyone puts their cursor on your avatar it will tell them you're a 51'er.
Really getting under my skin and think it's simpler to just remove it. If i do remove it hope you understand why.
Phil'o
Team51 ftw!
However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, we were able to successfully appeal our sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day our trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided we could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As we were preparing for our punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
The Scouser was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Scouser had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done.
The Manc was next up and after watching the scene, said:" Please fix two pillows on my back". But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again. He was carried away bleeding and blubbering like a little girl.
I was the last one up (as i had finished off the crate), but before i could say anything, the Sheikh turned to me and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world, your city has some of the best bars, nightclubs and restaurants in Europe, For this you may have two wishes!"
"Cheers mate, your Most Royal and Merciful Highness", i replied. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave." The Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheikh asks.
"Tie the Manc to my back please i replied.
JOB FOR TOBY >>
Hiya mate
Cheers for the welcome into team 51,how do i get the team name on my table avitar? Gotta spread the brand!!
shall i put a closing date up in gpc thread for recruitment to our team guys ?
say this Sunday the 19th june .
feedback plzzz .