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Royal flush live! (A brag, a beat and variance)

bandinibandini Member Posts: 1,802
edited September 2011 in Brags, Beats and Variance
Had one on-line and have seen two others at my table but first time I've seen it live and it was yours truly tongiht. 3rd hand of 1st orbit but got about 20% added to my stack.

JQd and a raise before me. Raise usually means big hand from 90% of players in my live game (tenner re-buy, a fun game, mostly bams as opponents). Usually an ace of some sort. Flop had A10d and something else. Bet into, I called. Bet into, I called again. River's the beautiful Kd. Bet 3/4s and got insta call from A10, goddamnit I should have shoved. Still, nice start, tonight's my night.

Confidence up I played perfect, folding biggish hands, shoving with bluffs that I knew would get through.

Then my set of 9s met a set of Ks. Goddamnit, a set's usually gold dust here. Two pair nearly always is. Top pair usually is. Middle pair often is. How can my set meet a set? Live's fixed.

Then a shorty I shoved A6 into, obviously, AA. Sigh.

Do things with huge odds happen to me often : Yes. I've been dealt AA 3 times running on here, I've been dealt AA twice running at a live final table before.

Do I benefit? Do I f. See royal flush above (I've been stacked 1st hand of a STT by a royaler with 9 high flush before though.) My AAs above got almost no customers. I've won a £200 High roller seat on here and didn't cash although chip leader after an hour. I've predicted Orford's position 3 times and have but a min-cash to my name in the free entries. I think I might have won the SPT final dream team tourney tonight too. ljamesl has pretty much won it for me and I predict right here he'll knock me out on the bubble of the HI-ROLLER if indeed I have won entry to it.

Still, I'm fantastically good looking and intelligent beyond words. I don't suppose one should really complain.

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  • AMYBRAMYBR Member Posts: 3,432
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Royal flush live! (A brag, a beat and variance):
    Had one on-line and have seen two others at my table but first time I've seen it live and it was yours truly tongiht. 3rd hand of 1st orbit but got about 20% added to my stack. JQd and a raise before me. Raise usually means big hand from 90% of players in my live game (tenner re-buy, a fun game, mostly bams as opponents). Usually an ace of some sort. Flop had A10d and something else. Bet into, I called. Bet into, I called again. River's the beautiful Kd. Bet 3/4s and got insta call from A10, goddamnit I should have shoved. Still, nice start, tonight's my night. Confidence up I played perfect, folding biggish hands, shoving with bluffs that I knew would get through. Then my set of 9s met a set of Ks. Goddamnit, a set's usually gold dust here. Two pair nearly always is. Top pair usually is. Middle pair often is. How can my set meet a set? Live's fixed. Then a shorty I shoved A6 into, obviously, AA. Sigh. Do things with huge odds happen to me often : Yes. I've been dealt AA 3 times running on here, I've been dealt AA twice running at a live final table before. Do I benefit? Do I f. See royal flush above (I've been stacked 1st hand of a STT by a royaler with 9 high flush before though.) My AAs above got almost no customers. I've won a £200 High roller seat on here and didn't cash although chip leader after an hour. I've predicted Orford's position 3 times and have but a min-cash to my name in the free entries. I think I might have won the SPT final dream team tourney tonight too. ljamesl has pretty much won it for me and I predict right here he'll knock me out on the bubble of the HI-ROLLER if indeed I have won entry to it. Still, I'm fantastically good looking and intelligent beyond words. I don't suppose one should really complain.
    Posted by bandini
    Lol nice post.

    Am a virgin live RF.  Have had 5 online (two in three days - which I told someone a week before was as probable as having a sexual act with a nun :p)

  • bandinibandini Member Posts: 1,802
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Royal flush live! (A brag, a beat and variance):
    In Response to Royal flush live! (A brag, a beat and variance) : Lol nice post. Am a virgin live RF.  Have had 5 online (two in three days - which I told someone a week before was as probable as having a sexual act with a nun :p)
    Posted by AMYBR
    You've never had sex with a nun?
  • BLACK_MASSBLACK_MASS Member Posts: 401
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Royal flush live! (A brag, a beat and variance):
    In Response to Re: Royal flush live! (A brag, a beat and variance) : You've never had sex with a nun?
    Posted by bandini
    Do nun's of Sa tan count ?
  • bandinibandini Member Posts: 1,802
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Royal flush live! (A brag, a beat and variance):
    In Response to Re: Royal flush live! (A brag, a beat and variance) : Do nun's of Sa tan count ?
    Posted by BLACK_MASS
    No. I'm appalled that you think it could. Real nuns only. What sort of sheltered lifes do you people live?
  • BLACK_MASSBLACK_MASS Member Posts: 401
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Royal flush live! (A brag, a beat and variance):
    In Response to Re: Royal flush live! (A brag, a beat and variance) : No. I'm appalled that you think it could. Real nuns only. What sort of sheltered lifes do you people live?
    Posted by bandini
    Ok sorry man i geddit.
    Does it have to be consensual ?
  • AMYBRAMYBR Member Posts: 3,432
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Royal flush live! (A brag, a beat and variance):
    In Response to Re: Royal flush live! (A brag, a beat and variance) : Ok sorry man i geddit. Does it have to be consensual ?
    Posted by BLACK_MASS
    Thats just so fricking wrong you should be ashamed of yourself!!

    Gents am steaming after an odd end to live MTT today.  Since you're both awake (and contemplating blashemous acts), please take the time to look at my thread in the clinic and comment!!!
  • bandinibandini Member Posts: 1,802
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Royal flush live! (A brag, a beat and variance):
    In Response to Re: Royal flush live! (A brag, a beat and variance) : Ok sorry man i geddit. Does it have to be consensual ?
    Posted by BLACK_MASS
    Consensual? What does that mean? I mean legally, I know the definition of the word.
  • bandinibandini Member Posts: 1,802
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Royal flush live! (A brag, a beat and variance):
    In Response to Re: Royal flush live! (A brag, a beat and variance) : Thats just so fricking wrong you should be ashamed of yourself!! Gents am steaming after an odd end to live MTT today.  Since you're both awake (and contemplating blashemous acts), please take the time to look at my thread in the clinic and comment!!!
    Posted by AMYBR
    Will do bud. But be warned, I'm hardly the greatest poker mind about. But will give my thoughts.
  • BLACK_MASSBLACK_MASS Member Posts: 401
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Royal flush live! (A brag, a beat and variance):
    In Response to Re: Royal flush live! (A brag, a beat and variance) : Thats just so fricking wrong you should be ashamed of yourself!! Gents am steaming after an odd end to live MTT today.  Since you're both awake (and contemplating blashemous acts), please take the time to look at my thread in the clinic and comment!!!
    Posted by AMYBR
    I just had a look man and i'm not really sure. Your poker mind is so far ahead of mine it's not funny.
    Relatively speaking you are The Mekon and i am Wayne Rooney.
    What did you read to get this good ? Sorry m8 :(
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