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Stupid, Stupid, Stupid

JockBMWJockBMW Member Posts: 2,653
edited September 2011 in Poker Chat
WHAT A................  MUPPET

Point 1.

Omaha Tourny that Tikay has been promoting.  Friday Night, wife and wee lass out,  Yes Sirree, I'll be playing that ;o)

Point 2

Decided to test the "scared Money never wins" theory , whilst playing Irish Rovers , heads Up challnge.  I therefore take out all my Sky Poker balance and leave 55p in to play the first level heads up.

I win that, go to paly the £1.05 game... opps I'm 5p short,  I'm not going to cheat, by sticking some money in the account.  I'll play a 30p DYM, thinks I...  JohnConnor's blogg to hand, I play the 30p DYM and take it down. Brilliant I now have enough money for the £1.05 wth a few pennies to spare.  I lose it, YUP Scared Money doesn't win 

Ah well thinks I it's was a bit of a laugh,  I'll stick my money back in and off we go.  Then the penny drops......  Being a sensible chap I have a restriction on how much I can deposit. No prob's I haven't depositied this year.....  OH yes I have  Gulp.  A few weeks ago I noticed I had £50 in my neteller account.  No point in it sitting there.  I'll just put it into Sky...

 I have now deposited my monthly limit.  So I have a balance of 5p I need £5.50 for the Omaha Touney.....

AND I CANT DEPOSIT ANY MONEY INTO MY ACCOUNT FOR ANOTHER 2 DAYS


GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

12:30 Free roll here I come ;o)
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  • AMYBRAMYBR Member Posts: 3,432
    edited September 2011
    GL :)

    I think you can change your limits but takes 24 hrs to take effect.  So it likely wont help you much :p
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  • JockBMWJockBMW Member Posts: 2,653
    edited September 2011
    Currently lying 21st out of 135 players left,  11,200 chips average is 6590.90

    Need to come 2nd so I can buy indirect or at least 8th to be able to spin up some DYM's

    A free roll has never been so exciting for me ;o)
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited September 2011

    I'm sure Sky can arrange you a freebie for your stirling forum moderation efforts ;)


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  • s6owlss6owls Member Posts: 19
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Stupid, Stupid, Stupid:
    I'm sure Sky can arrange you a freebie for your stirling forum moderation efforts ;)
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    funniest thing ive read in ages-hope u make it up to £5.50
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  • YOUNG_GUNYOUNG_GUN Member Posts: 8,948
    edited September 2011

    PMSL great thread

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  • aussie09aussie09 Member Posts: 8,033
    edited September 2011


    hoovering?


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  • EyemanEyeman Member Posts: 1,039
    edited September 2011
    Am sure I can donate a few quid to you at the cash tables for a % consideration.... Here comes the ban :-)
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  • PiAnOpLaYaPiAnOpLaYa Member Posts: 554
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Stupid, Stupid, Stupid:
    Currently lying 21st out of 135 players left,  11,200 chips average is 6590.90 Need to come 2nd so I can buy indirect or at least 8th to be able to spin up some DYM's A free roll has never been so exciting for me ;o)
    Posted by JockBMW
    119th out not so good then?
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  • sikassikas Member Posts: 857
    edited September 2011
    this is why player to player £££ transfers would b good thing
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  • The_Don90The_Don90 Member Posts: 9,818
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Stupid, Stupid, Stupid:
    this is why player to player £££ transfers would b good thing
    Posted by sikas
    +1 id be more than willing to send jock a fiver and i suspect im not the only one.
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  • gixxerk4gixxerk4 Member Posts: 222
    edited September 2011
    pete you are even more skint than your football team ;-)
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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Stupid, Stupid, Stupid:
    WHAT A................  MUPPET Point 1. Omaha Tourny that Tikay has been promoting.  Friday Night, wife and wee lass out,  Yes Sirree, I'll be playing that ;o) Point 2 Decided to test the "scared Money never wins" theory , whilst playing Irish Rovers , heads Up challnge.  I therefore take out all my Sky Poker balance and leave 55p in to play the first level heads up. I win that, go to paly the £1.05 game... opps I'm 5p short,  I'm not going to cheat, by sticking some money in the account.  I'll play a 30p DYM, thinks I...  JohnConnor's blogg to hand, I play the 30p DYM and take it down. Brilliant I now have enough money for the £1.05 wth a few pennies to spare.  I lose it, YUP Scared Money doesn't win  Ah well thinks I it's was a bit of a laugh,  I'll stick my money back in and off we go.  Then the penny drops......  Being a sensible chap I have a restriction on how much I can deposit. No prob's I haven't depositied this year.....  OH yes I have  Gulp.  A few weeks ago I noticed I had £50 in my neteller account.  No point in it sitting there.  I'll just put it into Sky...  I have now deposited my monthly limit.  So I have a balance of 5p I need £5.50 for the Omaha Touney..... AND I CANT DEPOSIT ANY MONEY INTO MY ACCOUNT FOR ANOTHER 2 DAYS GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 12:30 Free roll here I come ;o)
    Posted by JockBMW
    teaches you for shaving, lol
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  • debdobs_67debdobs_67 Member Posts: 3,615
    edited September 2011
    Without bein in the least bit nasty here , but i did PMSL at what ya did ;)))
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  • JockBMWJockBMW Member Posts: 2,653
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Stupid, Stupid, Stupid:
    pete you are even more skint than your football team ;-)
    Posted by gixxerk4

    Steady On Alan... I've still got 5p in my account ;o)

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  • billybootsbillyboots Member Posts: 1,197
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: Stupid, Stupid, Stupid:



    ........I think you've got .....'The Ian Frazer Award' in silverbacks thread well and truly sewn up.......funniest thread of the month...:)-  
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