How good are you at poker 1 -10?

loonytoons

On the face of it, it's an easy question to answer! Yeh i'm an 8! someone else, i'm a 9, etc, etc. We all like to think we are better than we really are, so what about a definitive test to truelly determine your prowess at the poker tables?

Step 1 - rate yourself out of 10, what you consider your poker prowess, 3 being poor, 5 being average, 7 being good, over 7 being more than good, all the inbetweens as you feel fit.

Step 2 - rate yourself using the same criteria as to how good you think you are in the bedroom.

Step 3 - ask your partner to rate your performance using the same criteria in the bedroom.

step 4 - are you small (3) average (5) well endowed (7)

step 5 - ask your partner to rate your size using the same criteria

Step 6 -  average step 2,3,4,5 together

step 7 - Whats the diference between the first answer and the last?

How good are you?

If its too dificult to work out - YOUR SH IT IN BED LOL!!!

oynutter

I'm floppin marvellous innit, even me Julee says so, and she's 5 foot five!!!

loonytoons

In Response to Re: How good are you at poker 1 -10? (men only - ladies test later):

delete quick you flapwit
Posted by oynutter

did you vote average? lol

oynutter

I did'nt vote coz "floppin marvellous" is a contradiction in terms in the bedroom innit

DOHHHHHHH

loooool. Quality.

I don't have a partner, so I made up my own scores for all questions.

And still ended up sh! t in bed.

fml.

loonytoons

In Response to Re: How good are you at poker 1 -10? (men only):

loooool. Quality. I don't have a partner, so I made up my own scores for all questions. And still ended up sh! t in bed. fml.
Posted by DOHHHHHHH

I did it and im sh it in bed as well lol!! unless my wife lied that i was good, endowed, and everlasting??

AcidMan27

This is relationshipist to us single, ugly and lonely people.

I'm gonna complain or something.

FlyingDagg

Haven't got a partner so i'm going to have a **** and see how much I enjoy it.

loonytoons

I'veIn Response to Re: How good are you at poker 1 -10? (men only):

Haven't got a partner so i'm going to have a **** and see how much I enjoy it.
Posted by FlyingDagg

I've analised your past and - your sh it in bed lol


Oh and apparently you've got a wee weenie, whatever that means?

debdobs_67

ure all mad

as for me and my dav ?

its a defo 10/10

FlyingDagg

In Response to Re: How good are you at poker 1 -10? (men only):

I've In Response to Re: How good are you at poker 1 -10? (men only) : I've analised your past and - your sh it in bed lol Oh and apparently you've got a wee weenie, whatever that means?
Posted by loonytoons

You spoke to my  Exwife? What a  b***h!

loonytoons

In Response to Re: How good are you at poker 1 -10? (men only):

ure all mad as for me and my dav ? its a defo 10/10
Posted by debdobs_67

Is this a drunk or sober score? no one can score 10 unless they're a po rn star, well are you? lol?, otherwise i wll just score you as ''sh it in bed'' is that ok? lol?

Poker_Fail

3 i'm usually a donk, but tonight...  EDIT: I didn't read the 1st post lol I'd like to change my score to 10

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loonytoons

LOL!! I cant believe that three of you are ''very good'' lol, even the raver wouldn't rate the rover as ''above average'' lol, or would she???