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The Donisms. lol

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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited February 2012


    "My standard raise in pub poker leagues is 10x. Usually gets about 2 callers. But i only do this with a majorly tight range"
  • pod1pod1 Member Posts: 4,377
    edited February 2012
    beat me to it jj, lol
  • Dudeskin8Dudeskin8 Member Posts: 6,228
    edited March 2012
    "Daytime sats are better for me because im a lazy bum however i rekon 7pm ones would fill out much better"
  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited April 2012
    In the middle of a heated debate after Don lost an all in with the best hand, and was cursing his luck etc as usual, he came out with this beauty....

    (He'd just won a multi table tournament literally hours before this btw, so obv running shocking.)


    "Stake me to play nl4 , you can watch me play, and I'll prove to you I can't beat it."
  • donkeyplopdonkeyplop Member Posts: 3,795
    edited April 2012
    Don says:pc hocked up to my bed atm got the flu so keep pressing random btns by accident
  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited May 2012
    Don's opinion on his girlfriends poker playing style......


    "i really like how tight she is at times, but others shes just too tight

    poker terms

    I realised hw bad tht sounded as soon as i hit enter"

  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited May 2012


    Don Campbell says
    yeah ty 
    i will not be a donkey fish plonker anymore, i will be THE DON 

  • AcidMan27AcidMan27 Member Posts: 3,752
    edited May 2012
    In Response to Re: The Donisms. lol:
    Don's opinion on his girlfriends poker playing style...... "i really like how tight she is at times, but others shes just too tight poker terms I realised hw bad tht sounded as soon as i hit enter"
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH

    lol
  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited May 2012

    "we have one of the largest Tescos in Scotland, a stones throw away you have a massive Asda. and inbetween a Marks and Spencers.

    Now im no expert in business. But surley having all 3 within about 100 yards is -EV"
  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited May 2012

    Don Campbell says
    never show a romanian your cards, their the gd versions of the russians

  • Lambert180Lambert180 Member Posts: 12,197
    edited May 2012
    This thread has gotta win the award for longest running, funniest thread.

    Where are them forum awards again?
  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited June 2012
    Don Campbell says
    sick of having such sh**ty profit or loss sessions
    -£20 or +£20 wud feel better 

    JJ JJ says
    u wudnt prefer a -£20 session to a +£3 session? 

    Don Campbell says
    yer bcause at least its a change in BR
    Ive been stuck between £40-£47 all month

    JJ JJ says
    vvvv bad change tho!

    Don Campbell says
    yes but at least id have summit to work on rather than being stuck break EV
  • _ARAZI__ARAZI_ Member Posts: 549
    edited June 2012
    This thread is class :)
  • The_Don90The_Don90 Member Posts: 9,818
    edited June 2012
    In Response to Re: The Donisms. lol:
    hi don i think ya new post on the clinic if dohhh might have a look is a stupid 1 tbh with ya ya never folding no 1 is so y post it 
    Posted by IDONKCALLU
    A) Its an interesting spot i believe people can fold

    B) Shouldnt this post be in the clinic and not a thread that is clearly for banter and rubbing down me by using what i say.
  • The_Don90The_Don90 Member Posts: 9,818
    edited June 2012
    In Response to Re: The Donisms. lol:
    not a rub down m8 just think the clinic imo is used for tricky spots so u get good  feedback in the hand u have posted its a no brainer that is all 
    Posted by IDONKCALLU
    Its actually a decent hand to post. It isnt a no brainer by any means and if you think it is your married to kings.
  • Lambert180Lambert180 Member Posts: 12,197
    edited June 2012
    I don't want to ruin this beautiful thread but Donk you don't half talk some complete nonsense lol.

    There is no way you can fold KK preflop to 1 opponent in cash unless you have some kinda monster soul real or you're like a million BB deep.

    The fact he turned over AA that one time proves nothing, and only serves to prove the fact that he obviously isn't a very good player, so is probably perfectly capable of doing that with numerous other hands that you crush.

    Should be a new thread for Donk's Brags .... get on it Doh!
  • Wacko90Wacko90 Member Posts: 906
    edited June 2012
    Haha don, was a good hand to post was a tough spot, donk he has one pair on a qj10 board there are loads of hands that could be beating him, you do talk a load of cr ap soetimes haha :P deffo not a straightforward hand:)
  • The_Don90The_Don90 Member Posts: 9,818
    edited June 2012
    Please can a mod delete the last few posts or move them into my clinic hand where i feel they should be.
  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited June 2012
    How about some more classic Don to get the thread back on track? ;)

    I don't normally post genuine spelling mistakes, but this was a cracker.

    --------------------------------

    JJ JJ says
    who r the top 3 sportsmen of all time iyo

    Don Campbell says
    Lionel Messi
    Deigo Maradonna
    Joan Alumoo 

    JJ JJ says
    i dunno who the last 1 is?

    Don Campbell says
    u will 
    New Zealand rugby player bowt 10 years back 
    weee guy 
    lightening quick

    JJ JJ says
    ohhhh
    Jonah Lomu???

    Don Campbell says
    aye

    -------------------

    Up the Alamoooooooo ;)


    :D


  • JingleMaJingleMa Member Posts: 1,319
    edited June 2012


    Doh, tell the truth - is Don just your version of Karl Pilkington who you've just totally made up??
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