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PLAYER POACHING SCANDAL!!! DiggerMan Joins TKP

DiggerManDiggerMan Member Posts: 1,027
edited December 2011 in Team Talk

According to eye-witness accounts, last night a player who cannot be named for legal reasons was approached by members of TKP with a view to transferring from the Hitsquad.

Reports say that the player concerned was “given an offer they could not refuse” and is seriously considering leaving Hitsquad to join the fish!

TKP team captain TRIP5 (or Skip to her teammates) said in a statement that it was a done deal after conducting further negotiations with the player on facebook.

No comment has been received from HITMAN RV or the player concerned as to the validity of the suggestions but we hope to get a statement from the Hitsquad in due time.

As yet, none of these events have been confirmed but there is a strong indication that they are true and that a senior Hitsquad player will soon be joining TKP!

 

Has he lost his mind? What WAS in that offer? Is there life after Hitsquad? All will be revealed.....!
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  • aussie09aussie09 Member Posts: 8,033
    edited December 2011

    is it carlos tevez?


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  • drumahai05drumahai05 Member Posts: 777
    edited December 2011
    i think you could be right digger, after changeling their name to porkers (sorry i mean pokers) they are sniffing round trying to create a viable team. after bumping into sam at spt i was tempted. but being a happily married man.i decided to stay with team 51, to be honest i did bend a bit but that could have been the whisky hic
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  • The_Don90The_Don90 Member Posts: 9,814
    edited December 2011
    the head of wearing mankini's from TKP has stated today to the Sky Sports press that he has no idea what these are all about and to his knowledge Hitsquad have not been contacted about the sale of one of their players. Although he does not deal with that side of the team.

    He stated that despite this ther was a select few members in Hitsquad who he rated as good enough for the illustrious TKP but said that was his opinions.

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  • samantha25samantha25 Member Posts: 1,445
    edited December 2011
    Not guilty your honour! I would swear on oath I did no tapping up
     







    *between the hrs of 4.30-7.39am 18/12/12*

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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited December 2011
    In Response to Re: PLAYER POACHING SCANDAL!!! Is A Member Of The Hitsquad About To Join TKP:
    Not guilty your honour! I would swear on oath I did no tapping up   *between the hrs of 4.30-7.39am 18/12/12*
    Posted by samantha25
    you can tap me up ANYTIME babe. (so long as misses ain`t watching)
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  • TRIP5TRIP5 Member Posts: 3,618
    edited December 2011
    I'm sorry squadders.....But I'm sure you'll not be surprised to learn...

    IT WAS MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

    TAPTAPTAPTAP ;o))

    The thing is, that tree of yours should have always been Orange..

    He was there at the making of TKP in 2010 at Dusk til Dawn and was awarded honorary membership then..

    What this actually means is that you owe us a shed load of 56p's in back payment for the 'loan' of one our players!!!!!

    However, being fair and just Knights we are willing to accept a clean transfer as full payment on this occasion ;o))

    Thanking you in advance

    xx
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  • samantha25samantha25 Member Posts: 1,445
    edited December 2011
    Msg from Roguecell: To said new member >>

    All newbies must report to docs office for medical

    *she is waiting with rubber gloves and KY* is the msg to be passed on :)
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  • DiggerManDiggerMan Member Posts: 1,027
    edited December 2011
    DiggerMan Joins TKP

    Yes, following much negotiation and a fair bit of blackmail, I have made the decision to leave Hitsquad and join TKP.

    I have confirmed the details with the HITMAN and TRIP5 and both have agreed to the transfer

    Good luck to all my former team mates and I hope you don't feel too betrayed! lol

    C'mon then TKP, let's do this!!!
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  • TRIP5TRIP5 Member Posts: 3,618
    edited December 2011
    In Response to Re: PLAYER POACHING SCANDAL!!! Is A Member Of The Hitsquad About To Join TKP:
    DiggerMan Joins TKP Yes, following much negotiation and a fair bit of blackmail, I have made the decision to leave Hitsquad and join TKP. I have confirmed the details with the HITMAN and TRIP5 and both have agreed to the transfer Good luck to all my former team mates and I hope you don't feel too betrayed! lol C'mon then TKP, let's do this!!!
    Posted by DiggerMan
    Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

    Welcome aboard the good ship Orange

    Tree Hugs anyone?

    xx
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV Member Posts: 8,688
    edited December 2011
    The Hitsquad wish Chris Diggerman every success & happiness with his New Team!!

    I have just answered A polite message from Chris, and am not embarressed to say that even tho the wishes to him as expected remain dignified, our door will remain open to him if things may not work out, as one of our most respected players!

    GL The Hitman

    As before, life can deliver a sting, but The Squad can Move forward with Strength & Dignity!!

    GL ALL & ENJOY!!

    We are only here Once, so tread the rice-paper, with care Grass-hopper!
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  • aussie09aussie09 Member Posts: 8,033
    edited December 2011

    diggerman is a tragic loss in spades

    so too was torres.

     
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV Member Posts: 8,688
    edited December 2011
    ps serious part of a private post that has just been leaked pls dont tell the papers, you know what news international are like, but am sure they wont see HERE!! LOL............

    "We understand Chris's reasons, but are dissapointed by the honey-trap photos set up by TKP involving Don90, Chris & The Mankini, we promise to keep this quiet & under our Squaddie hats....OOPPPSS!!"

    LOL!!

    kiddin Chris, GL MATE!!
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  • The_Don90The_Don90 Member Posts: 9,814
    edited December 2011
    I can confirm that i gave Diggerman 3 mankini's to help sweeten the deal. I was extremly suprised by his willingness to get the straight on. The photos just made the deal much much easier on behalf of the management at TKP. We wish hitsquad all the best.

    I can also confirm that part of the deal see's all TKP Mankini's transfered to hitsquad. We will not be purchasing more.
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