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Top poker quotes/wisdom?

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  • DAIBOOTDAIBOOT Member Posts: 522
    edited January 2012

    "Poker is like sex - everyone thinks they're the best, but most people don't have a clue what they're doing." -Dutch Boyd

    "It is easy to smile at an insult and pretend it's funny when the person insulting you is hosing you with money."
    -Alfred Alvarez
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  • potattoooopotattoooo Member Posts: 145
    edited January 2012
    In Response to Re: Top poker quotes/wisdom?:
    Sam Farha - In order to live you must be willing to die.
    Posted by Seagull158
    a more appropiate sammy farha quote would be

    "just play every hand, you cant miss them all"
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  • FlyingDaggFlyingDagg Member Posts: 4,146
    edited January 2012
    "think i got all donkafishes tonite and they hit everything under the sun. these players are really peeing off, there is only so much i can put up with but tonite was redic, idiot plays getting rewarded"

    Spornybol about once a week since joining Sky poker (love his moans)
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  • JockBMWJockBMW Member Posts: 2,653
    edited January 2012
    "those who chase a straight or flush, arrive by plane go home on a bus"  No idea ?
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  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk Member Posts: 6,186
    edited January 2012
    I've noticed "joke" is commonly used in some quarters these days, in relation to some aspect of the actual beautiful game - poker.

    The varying degrees of joke...

    "It's a joke!" (although when it's used I fail to see the joke bit)

    "It's an absolute joke!" (not sure what the difference with regular joke is)

    "It's beyond a joke!"



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  • paige55paige55 Member Posts: 2,953
    edited January 2012
    you forgot it,s a joke i tell you
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  • JockBMWJockBMW Member Posts: 2,653
    edited January 2012
    "He was on that bluff faster than a Hobo on to a Ham and Rye"  One of Jesse May's classics I believe  
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