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Hiring someone to click my mouse?

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  • -Typhoon--Typhoon- Member Posts: 288
    edited January 2012
    Defo best "idea for a thread" award imo :-)

    Happy hunting
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  • RICHORFORDRICHORFORD Member Posts: 5,571
    edited January 2012
    Let me know what response you get, Beaneh, as I'm looking to hire Tom Dwan to click my mouse for me.

    I will be directing him of course. Just very quietly, that's all.

    Like, in my mind.

    Tom I'm sure will do his best to read my mind, but in the meantime I rather hope he'll click on what he thinks might be the best play.

    You know, to save time.

    I'm sure that's allowed...

    ;-)
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  • RICHORFORDRICHORFORD Member Posts: 5,571
    edited January 2012
    PS- Does it cost much to hire Tom Dwan?

    And will he be willing to play some £5 DYMs do you think?
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  • beanehbeaneh Member Posts: 4,079
    edited January 2012
    In Response to Re: Hiring someone to click my mouse?:
    PS- Does it cost much to hire Tom Dwan? And will he be willing to play some £5 DYMs do you think?
    Posted by RICHORFORD

    He is £4.35 an hour as long as you keep him in Tetleys.




    I'm looking for an obedient button clicker not one who can think for themselves.

    When I say raise 72o utg I really dont want them folding lol
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  • RICHORFORDRICHORFORD Member Posts: 5,571
    edited January 2012
    In Response to Re: Hiring someone to click my mouse?:
    In Response to Re: Hiring someone to click my mouse? : He is £4.35 an hour as long as you keep him in Tetleys. I'm looking for an obedient button clicker not one who can think for themselves. When I say raise 72o utg I really dont want them folding lol
    Posted by beaneh
    Lol. I suddenly have this image of you as a Captain Kirk figure lounging in a swivel chair on the Starship Enterprise issuing instructions to hundreds of underlings around you, each with their own screen with Sky Poker tables on it.

    "Raise, fold, check, min-bet, 3x, all-in, limp, check, check, check, jam, dwell, and value bet. Lieutenant Uhura, Cash 4 Points status please..."
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  • beanehbeaneh Member Posts: 4,079
    edited January 2012
    In Response to Re: Hiring someone to click my mouse?:
    In Response to Re: Hiring someone to click my mouse? : Lol. I suddenly have this image of you as a Captain Kirk figure lounging in a swivel chair on the Starship Enterprise issuing instructions to hundreds of underlings around you, each with their own screen with Sky Poker tables on it. "Raise, fold, check, min-bet, 3x, all-in, limp, check, check, check, jam, dwell, and value bet. Lieutenant Uhura, Cash 4 Points status please..."
    Posted by RICHORFORD

    I'm more of a Richard Sharpe, i'm looking for a Harper to act as my number two, he just needs a volley gun imo!
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  • MachkaMachka Member Posts: 4,627
    edited January 2012
    If this was allowable(*) then surely it would be a crash course in +EV multitabling at its finest(#).  Someone should jump at this opportunity!(**)

    * which I doubt

    # no sarcasm intended

    ** see *
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  • pod1pod1 Member Posts: 4,377
    edited January 2012
    just take the human touch out of it all together, im sure someone has a bot you could burrow
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  • beanehbeaneh Member Posts: 4,079
    edited January 2012
    In Response to Re: Hiring someone to click my mouse?:
    If this was allowable(*) then surely it would be a crash course in +EV multitabling at its finest(#).  Someone should jump at this opportunity!(**) * which I doubt # no sarcasm intended ** see *
    Posted by Machka

    first I need someone to help me with the astericks! 

    I think for anyone with an interest in poker it would be hugely beneficial. 

    My requirements are pretty unusual so get pm'ing lol
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  • beanehbeaneh Member Posts: 4,079
    edited January 2012
    In Response to Re: Hiring someone to click my mouse?:
    just take the human touch out of it all together, im sure someone has a bot you could burrow
    Posted by pod1

    bots cant spew as well as the beaneh!
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  • pod1pod1 Member Posts: 4,377
    edited January 2012
    i know but think of the wrist. you still got to be able to turn that 3d tv over with the remote.
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  • beanehbeaneh Member Posts: 4,079
    edited January 2012
    In Response to Re: Hiring someone to click my mouse?:
    i know but think of the wrist. you still got to be able to turn that 3d tv over with the remote.
    Posted by pod1

    loooool I don't watch TV!


    if someone presses the buttons from now till end of the month and doesn't require other things they can have the TV if I make the bonus!! :p
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  • Lambert180Lambert180 Member Posts: 12,197
    edited January 2012
    In Response to Re: Hiring someone to click my mouse?:
    If this was allowable(*) then surely it would be a crash course in +EV multitabling at its finest(#).  Someone should jump at this opportunity!(**) * which I doubt # no sarcasm intended ** see *
    Posted by Machka
    On a serious note, do you really think is not allowed, assuming the player who's account it is makes 100% of the decisions.

    Surely if that's the case, it means someone who is paralyzed and unable to move their arms is unable to play online poker??
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  • beanehbeaneh Member Posts: 4,079
    edited January 2012
    In Response to Re: Hiring someone to click my mouse?:
    In Response to Re: Hiring someone to click my mouse? : On a serious note, do you really think is not allowed, assuming the player who's account it is makes 100% of the decisions. Surely if that's the case, it means someone who is paralyzed and unable to move their arms is unable to play online poker??
    Posted by Lambert180

    think it's just another online poker issue where it's personal ethics that decide if it happens and if it happens with bad intentions. it's not like sky can check who is cicking the mouse.
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  • beanehbeaneh Member Posts: 4,079
    edited January 2012
    In Response to Re: Hiring someone to click my mouse?:
    aslong as beanehis at the table they will think its beaneh the players on the table are none of the wiserso doesnt matter whos playing aslong as the name is there 
    Posted by IDONKCALLU

    This is not good though, essentially you are saying multi accounting is alright which it most definitely isn't.

    As long as the owner of the account is making the decisions it's gotta be ok imo.
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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG Member Posts: 7,155
    edited January 2012

    Just to show how much i want the job, here are some of the hands from my Saturday night session mentioned earlier...

    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    TheyDontNo Small blind  £0.25 £0.25 £56.36
    scotty77 Big blind  £0.50 £0.75 £50.09
      Your hole cards
    • 2
    • 2
    		     
    IDONKCALLU Raise  £1.50 £2.25 £43.71
    GREGHOGG Call  £1.50 £3.75 £51.75
    dannyhac21 Fold     
    stanley644 Fold     
    TheyDontNo Call  £1.25 £5.00 £55.11
    scotty77 Fold     
    Flop
       
    • Q
    • 2
    • 9
    		     
    TheyDontNo Check     
    IDONKCALLU Bet  £3.50 £8.50 £40.21
    GREGHOGG Raise  £9.50 £18.00 £42.25
    TheyDontNo Fold     
    IDONKCALLU Raise  £18.00 £36.00 £22.21
    GREGHOGG All-in  £42.25 £78.25 £0.00
    IDONKCALLU All-in  £22.21 £100.46 £0.00
    GREGHOGG Unmatched bet  £8.04 £92.42 £8.04
    IDONKCALLU Show
    • K
    • K
    		   
    GREGHOGG Show
    • 2
    • 2
    		   
    Turn
       
    • 4
    		     
    River
       
    • 9
    		     
    GREGHOGG Win Full House, 2s and 9s £90.62
    druidfluid Small blind  £0.50 £0.50 £108.51
    beaneh Big blind  £1.00 £1.50 £149.06
      Your hole cards
    • K
    • Q
    		     
    tappazuki Raise  £3.00 £4.50 £43.59
    delaney05 Fold     
    GREGHOGG Call  £3.00 £7.50 £87.02
    scotty77 Fold     
    druidfluid Fold     
    beaneh Fold     
    Flop
       
    • 4
    • 9
    • A
    		     
    tappazuki Bet  £5.63 £13.13 £37.96
    GREGHOGG Call  £5.63 £18.76 £81.39
    Turn
       
    • Q
    		     
    tappazuki Check     
    GREGHOGG Check     
    River
       
    • Q
    		     
    tappazuki Check     
    GREGHOGG Bet  £7.00 £25.76 £74.39
    tappazuki Call  £7.00 £32.76 £30.96
    GREGHOGG Show
    • K
    • Q
    		   
    tappazuki Muck
    • K
    • K
    		   
    GREGHOGG Win Three Queens £31.12  £105.51
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    kazan74 Small blind  £0.25 £0.25 £104.31
    TheyDontNo Big blind  £0.50 £0.75 £73.92
      Your hole cards
    • 10
    • 7
    		     
    scotty77 Fold     
    GREGHOGG Raise  £1.50 £2.25 £104.82
    dannyhac21 Fold     
    kazan74 Raise  £5.25 £7.50 £99.06
    TheyDontNo Fold     
    GREGHOGG Call  £4.00 £11.50 £100.82
    Flop
       
    • 9
    • Q
    • 5
    		     
    kazan74 Bet  £7.50 £19.00 £91.56
    GREGHOGG Call  £7.50 £26.50 £93.32
    Turn
       
    • 4
    		     
    kazan74 Check     
    GREGHOGG Bet  £14.50 £41.00 £78.82
    kazan74 Fold     
    GREGHOGG Muck    
    GREGHOGG Small blind  £0.50 £0.50 £94.50
    scotty77 Big blind  £1.00 £1.50 £162.73
      Your hole cards
    • J
    • J
    		     
    druidfluid Fold     
    beaneh Raise  £3.00 £4.50 £126.04
    delaney05 Call  £3.00 £7.50 £85.74
    GREGHOGG Raise  £12.00 £19.50 £82.50
    scotty77 Fold     
    beaneh Fold     
    delaney05 Fold     
    GREGHOGG Muck     
    GREGHOGG Win  £10.00  £92.50
    GREGHOGG Return  £9.50
    and my personal fauorite... folding top pair while a little worse for wear!
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    scotty77 Small blind  £0.50 £0.50 £151.90
    druidfluid Big blind  £1.00 £1.50 £124.38
      Your hole cards
    • 10
    • Q
    		     
    tappazuki Fold     
    GREGHOGG Raise  £3.00 £4.50 £97.01
    scotty77 Call  £2.50 £7.00 £149.40
    druidfluid Fold     
    Flop
       
    • 6
    • 5
    • 10
    		     
    scotty77 Check     
    GREGHOGG Bet  £5.25 £12.25 £91.76
    scotty77 Raise  £15.00 £27.25 £134.40
    GREGHOGG Call  £9.75 £37.00 £82.01
    Turn
       
    • 9
    		     
    scotty77 Bet  £23.00 £60.00 £111.40
    GREGHOGG Fold     
    scotty77 Muck     
    scotty77 Win  £35.20  £146.60
    scotty77 Return  £23.00 £1.80 £169.60
    do i get the job or is my play really bad?
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  • beanehbeaneh Member Posts: 4,079
    edited January 2012
    KQ> KK is pure lol WP.
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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG Member Posts: 7,155
    edited January 2012
    In Response to Re: Hiring someone to click my mouse?:
    KQ /> KK is pure lol WP.
    Posted by beaneh
    ye it made me annoyed tho, didnt get enuf monies for my suck out :(

    bet more otr imo
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  • LOL_RAISELOL_RAISE Member Posts: 2,188
    edited January 2012
    his mum is hot too.
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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited January 2012
    i hear bubbles is still a free agent and he`ll click anything for a bananna, if not try try dumbo ( no not greghogg) he`ll do anything for peanuts. 
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