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Orford bit of alright?

WhizzaWhizza Member Posts: 21
edited December 2009 in Poker Chat
Folks, my missus just said Rich of Orford was a bit of alright!

I am now questioning her taste in men and am considering divorce. Am i right to do so? please discuss!
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  • margatemafmargatemaf Member Posts: 849
    edited November 2009
    Merrick every time!!!! i think your wife needs hours an hours of intense therapy to see exactly what is going on inside! See how the therapy goes then make your choice from there buddy!  .... you have my sincerest sympathies ;)
  • elsadogelsadog Member Posts: 5,677
    edited November 2009
    Should have gone to Specsavers!
  • apollo_11apollo_11 Member Posts: 969
    edited November 2009
    No vote needed.
    I am sure he appeals to a lot of the ladies out there.
    My wife doesn't fancy him though. She has a better taste in men.
  • namesb0ndnamesb0nd Member Posts: 402
    edited November 2009
    good looking chap if you ask me...i'm not gay.
  • RICHORFORDRICHORFORD Member Posts: 5,571
    edited November 2009
    Well I think he's hot...
  • RICHORFORDRICHORFORD Member Posts: 5,571
    edited November 2009
    In Response to Re: Orford bit of alright?:
    Well I think he's hot...
    Posted by RICHORFORD
    **** it! Why can't I post anonymously? :(
  • MereNoviceMereNovice Member Posts: 4,364
    edited November 2009
    In Response to Re: Orford bit of alright?:
    In Response to Re: Orford bit of alright? : Da mn it! Why can't I post anonymously? :(
    Posted by RICHORFORD
    If you had used your personal id of RicOrford you would probably have got away with it. Nice try anyway.

    Of all the women that I discuss you with, not one has said "I would" - it's a pretty small sample, though.
  • MereNoviceMereNovice Member Posts: 4,364
    edited November 2009
    Oooooooh, that's interesting.
    When you included the word "dam n" in your original post it was OK.
    When I replied to your post, it was rejected by the word filter.
    I can see only two possibilities:
    1. The list of banned words was changed between our two posts to include "dam n"
    2. Official SkyPoker posters are exempted from checking of words in their posts.

    Um, I know which one my money is on.
  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER Member Posts: 7,606
    edited November 2009
    In Response to Re: Orford bit of alright?:
    In Response to Re: Orford bit of alright? : it! Why can't I post anonymously? :(
    Posted by RICHORFORD
     

    good looking possible yes ,

    lights out defo yes ,

    no 1 at home yes ,

    only joking  rich,

    funny defo .
  • BADBOY985BADBOY985 Member Posts: 1,957
    edited November 2009
    FACE IT RICH YOUR NO TIKAY, THE SILVER FOX HAS YOU OUT DRAWN EVERY TIME WITH THE LADIES 
  • ACESOVER8sACESOVER8s Member Posts: 1,307
    edited November 2009
    Divorce is only the tip of the ice berg my friend, i'll PM you with the number of a good sanitorium. 6 Months Electro Shock Therapy should sort that out. She may require heavy medication for some time to come and have a slight side effcet of horrific nightmares........ but lets face it the cure is better than the disease
  • diablo_pezdiablo_pez Member Posts: 1,392
    edited November 2009
    I feel sick
  • WhizzaWhizza Member Posts: 21
    edited November 2009
    She has now changed her mind and says quote " No...he's got a funny head"

    pmsl...sorry rich!
  • RICHORFORDRICHORFORD Member Posts: 5,571
    edited November 2009
    In Response to Re: Orford bit of alright?:
    She has now changed her mind and says quote " No...he's got a funny head" pmsl...sorry rich!
    Posted by Whizza
    Lol- no, I think you'll find she means I've got a head for comedy...

    ...doesn't she?

    PS- I've just realised the majority of people voting on this issue are straight blokes- not exactly a fair and democratic process is it?!

    PPS- I'm dreading Tikay finding this thread...
  • ACESOVER8sACESOVER8s Member Posts: 1,307
    edited November 2009
    Well "Funny" is a pretty relative term, more Freakishly Large i'd say. More Carnival Side Show than Clark Gable if you know what i mean lol

    Sorry Rich, only pulling your leg, your weird long carnival freakshow leg :) 
  • TorryladdTorryladd Member Posts: 503
    edited November 2009
    Your not bad Mr Orford, anytime your in Aberdeen
  • Sky_RichSky_Rich Member Posts: 3,837
    edited November 2009
    i think 25% of the vote (at time of reading) is pretty good going in a predominantly male forum.

    .... or come to think of it, perhaps not
  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 169,669
    edited November 2009

    OK, own up.

    Who are the Silly 6 who Voted for him?

    Well, 2 of them will be him - "RICHORFORD" & "RICORFORD".

    So, who are the Funny Four?

    It's just outrageous.
  • loonytoonsloonytoons Member Posts: 4,270
    edited November 2009
    In Response to Re: Orford bit of alright?:
    OK, own up. Who are the Silly 6 who Voted for him? Well, 2 of them will be him - "RICHORFORD" & "RICORFORD". So, who are the Funny Four? It's just outrageous.
    Posted by Tikay10
    Tikay1 and Tikay10 by any chance lol
  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER Member Posts: 7,606
    edited November 2009
    my wife once made a comment about rich,

    " he's got lovely eyes "

    mind you she  was after drinking  three bottles of heavy duty wine .
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