Just over 500 quid up now--- Plus 20 quid for winning the Sky Poker "most lethargic diary competition", which you all missed because you were too busy writing in your diaries!
Hello Mr OY. I am a first timer poster. Could you tell me how you have managed to get from a gnats whisker over £94 to over £500 in only one posts time???
I have been following many Diaries on the forum, but if you let me know your secret, I will ditch all the others and just follow yours religiously. I will even not keep looking in that GaryQQQQQQ's Dairy anymore as he never writes about his cows.
Looking forward to you making me a millionaire this time next year.
Many thanks,
Alan (struggling landlord with 25 women to support)
Bankroll taken a bad beat because Me julees birthday has reared it's lovely rear! -- What do you buy for a girl that dos'nt need anything because she's got me?
re.stopping smoking,aged 70 heart problems very dodgy got by pass 2 years later bad heart attack doctor tells me stop smoking you mabye got 2 years ,so took his advice still here 8 years later why?carried on smoking after all he said if i stop mabye 2 years
re.stopping smoking,aged 70 heart problems very dodgy got by pass 2 years later bad heart attack doctor tells me stop smoking you mabye got 2 years ,so took his advice still here 8 years later why?carried on smoking after all he said if i stop mabye 2 years Posted by weemallet
Nice one Weemallet!-- My Doctor said I have the lungs of a seventy nine year old--- It's not you, is it?
sorry not replied sooner been otherwise engaged. no its not me he be talking about,but regarding your name,or part of it,myfamily think im a{sick}nutter,example,a murder occured in scotland several years ago guy chopped up his victim and scattered the parts all over scotland{all true} isuggested to my family the song played at his funeral be the dave clark five singing BITS AND PIECES,said i was a sick b-----d. but thats my kind of sense of humour,sick and its magic ha ha
sorry not replied sooner been otherwise engaged. no its not me he be talking about,but regarding your name,or part of it,myfamily think im a{sick}nutter,example,a murder occured in scotland several years ago guy chopped up his victim and scattered the parts all over scotland{all true} isuggested to my family the song played at his funeral be the dave clark five singing BITS AND PIECES,said i was a sick b-----d. but thats my kind of sense of humour,sick and its magic ha ha Posted by weemallet
up to around 1100 now, not played much coz I need a new pc, been too poor to keep more than 30 odd quid for bankroll, but am keeping more in account now, so hoping to play some big boys soon---- I think it's not too bad for small stakes, I only played up to 5.50 games so far, mostly cheap deepies-- cant play more than two tables atm, but hoping for new pc soon--- only 5 years to go!!!---lol
OYnutter what's the point of a diary if all you do is say up to £90, up to £500 up to £1100 etc, what the flopwit are you doing to get your roll up you nutter? explaining this will make a better diary imo :P...
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It's called "The lethargic despondency objective"--- you only wake up every few months, Have a busy day, and go back to bed.
re.stopping smoking,aged 70 heart problems very dodgy got by pass 2 years later bad heart attack doctor tells me stop smoking you mabye got 2 years ,so took his advice still here 8 years later why?carried on smoking after all he said if i stop mabye 2 years
Adrian Mole is my inspiration
Keep up the good work!
...........i was about to do a diary myself XD..