Should I change my Poker name?

JockBMW

( Sorry this is a sad attempt to make this post Poker related... I may have to moderate myself if I fail )

Well as many of you know my name is because i"m scottish and I ride BMW Motor bikes.

However after several years of nagging, my wife has persuaded me to give up riding motor bikes.   So here is my baby which I will be selling very soon  Sigh ;o(

However as i still... "FEEL THE NEED>>>> THE NEED FOR SPEED"  I have just purchased this   HUGH GRIN MOMENT

So Should I change my name to Jock_Porsche ;o)

spornybol

should be flash_jock )))))

MAXALLY

Scot_dreamer?.......Foreign_donk?.....Hen_pecked?

Hope these help

Cheers,  Probably_banned

Poker_Fail

This clearly belongs in BBV : )

aussie09

jock über alles?

Kiwini4u

Did Chris (ScouseRed) "acquire" that car for you?

NoseyBonk

Pfff, girl's car :-p

NoseyBonk_BMW is still in the M3

V8 400+ BHP FTW

pod1

jock "under the thumb" has a good ring to it :-)

kaymac

jockbmw transposes into peterporsche

as opposed to jockthecock!!!!!

(no offence intended but surely a porsche at your age is going to get you some really strange suggestions)

btw was good to meet you in Glasgow

DUNMIDOSH

"Scotch on the Jocks"

Ice Cool gets better with age!

BorinLoner

Why would you want to change your player name? There are far worse names out there... *cough*

Machka

JockMLC?

billyboots

In Response to Re: Should I change my Poker name?:



....FFS...........how much do you moderators get paid ?............can I be one ?....:)

Machka

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In Response to Re: Should I change my Poker name? : ....FFS...........how much do you moderators get paid ?............can I be one ?....:)
Posted by billyboots

We get a £0 lump sum followed by weekly payments of £0.

chris1963

mid life crisis?

paige55

JOCK RICHARD THE HAMSTER :):)

FlyingDagg

OP is obviously just a blatant brag and he has no intention of changing his name. Mods please close this thread ( er I see a problem here)

67Bhoys

Jock_Skoda?

oynutter

jock By My Wife

Boxster

I already havethe name you need ;-)

Sorry taken !

elsadog

I can reveal that Jock has never owned a BMW - it was actually a Vespa scooter with 3 mirrors and bald tyres.

I doubt very much he has bought a Porsche - more likely it's a Nissan Micra.


Walter-Jock-Mitty would be my suggestion for a new name.