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Live experts.

bandinibandini Member Posts: 1,802
edited March 2012 in Poker Chat
You know them, I know them.

Hand's played out and they tell you why you were wrong.

"Shoulda just called cos it was obvious"

"He had AK obviously"

"Sevens were coming out, shoulda folded".

"Totally outplayed you"

Arrgghhhhh! I cash more than you, I win more than you, shut uuuuuuuuuupppppppppppppp. I've never said a word when I've destroyed you. Shut uuuuupppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!

Ah, I'm getting irritable. I'm going to start smoking again. Can't..... Deal.... With.... Fools.... anymore.
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  • TommyDTommyD Member Posts: 4,389
    edited March 2012
    The best one I've had recently was someone calling with bottom pair because people had 'bet to fast.'  He was right as well, but I was just gagging to get dealt anything and be snap betting.  Sadly never came
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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited March 2012
    In Response to Live experts.:
    You know them, I know them. Hand's played out and they tell you why you were wrong. "Shoulda just called cos it was obvious" "He had AK obviously" "Sevens were coming out, shoulda folded". "Totally outplayed you" Arrgghhhhh! I cash more than you, I win more than you, shut uuuuuuuuuupppppppppppppp. I've never said a word when I've destroyed you. Shut uuuuupppppppppp!!!!!!!!!! Ah, I'm getting irritable. I'm going to start smoking again. Can't..... Deal.... With.... Fools.... anymore.
    Posted by bandini
    ARE THERE 7`s IN THE DECK ??
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  • bandinibandini Member Posts: 1,802
    edited March 2012
    In Response to Re: Live experts.:
    The best one I've had recently was someone calling with bottom pair because people had 'bet to fast.'  He was right as well, but I was just gagging to get dealt anything and be snap betting.  Sadly never came
    Posted by TommyD
    New one to me Tommy even with the bams I play with.

    Your live game is obviously far more advanced than my one where they can only see their own cards, lol.

    Tells, jeezo, pity help me when my boys learn to lie about that after the hand's finished, lol
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  • CrazyBen23CrazyBen23 Member Posts: 865
    edited March 2012
    If there was ever a thread to rant on for me thiswould be it. The constant what did u have!? As u muck ur cards after losing a big pot is extremly annoying and then they sit there with their dumb confused faces when i just say i cant remember.

    Ooh!! I folded 62!!! Sir there was a 40 odd quid raise re flop, nx time call with ur 62 and watch the board come out 662 again, no one cares and it dosent matter u pathetic excuse for a premature ejaculati0n.

    Can u change me this please. (£20 note for cash games). Do i look like a cashier u braindead sausage jockey? FFS ARGH! Prob loads more aswell!
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  • DazlerDazler Member Posts: 3,970
    edited March 2012

    I was at the casino playing a torny and had an all in decision for a large amount and torny life and guy who isnt even in the hand is just going on and on and on and on. I ask him nicely to please just be quiet as ive a decision to make. He looks at me and says well its easy you either call or fold. After he says that he starts taking the p### with the guy he is talking to and continues to be an idiot. I at this point can not concentrate on my decision of whether to call now as all i want to do is stare at this guy whos been annoying me all game with his gob and want to put a wet kipper around his smug face. He got under my skin and decieded in the end to make a huge bluff with a nothing hand when hes involved in an important pot, i didnt care what i had i was just gonna outplay the piluck and then show him what rubbish i had. After i did that he shut up and didnt say a word when it was his time to make an all in decision. I then said to him well hurry up its either a call or fold, he was silient for the rest of the game lol

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  • bigal36903bigal36903 Member Posts: 1,011
    edited March 2012
    i love live play. i let them speak as much as they want..  this is there biggest mistake..

    i will sit there nice and quiet and have a chat occasionally..

    the one thing these people dont understand is they give too much info away when they are talking...

    i play the same methodical way in a big bluff or when i have the nuts. or i think i do..lol

    i have the same actions. and dont speak whilst playing a hand.. i try to never wind someone up at the table for the simple reason, they want to take you out and will take more risks against you and might get lucky..

    my advice, if someone is winding u up, stand and have a walk, miss a couple of hands if they r getting to you..  because you could make the mistake you want them to make..
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  • AcidMan27AcidMan27 Member Posts: 3,752
    edited March 2012
    I've only played live a couple of times but both of these times the tables seemed to be full of players offering advice on how to play hands.

    It's one thing that really gets on my nerves.

    It's the same when you're playing snooker or pool and somebody wants to try and tell you what shot to play next and how to play it.

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  • pryce6pryce6 Member Posts: 1,058
    edited March 2012
    Live pro raises the button... you fold I dunno, 74o in the bb without actually caring...

    Old man LOLSHOWS an Ace.

    "I WASN'T STEALING SIR, I HAD ONE OF THEM CARDS, YOU KNOW, THE HIGH ONES WITH THE LETTER A ON THEM."
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