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Favourite Poker Sayings...

Sky_PokerSky_Poker Member Posts: 2,715
edited March 2012 in Poker Chat

Hi there

Poker has some funny phrases sometimes which got us thinking...

...what is your favourite poker saying?

Post it here with a short description of what it means (for those that dont know)

Thanks
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  • Sky_PokerSky_Poker Member Posts: 2,715
    edited March 2012

    We'll get this started with...


    'Snap Call' - a quick call, oftern when you (or opponent) know they're winning.


    Can be great if you make it yourself or bad when your opponent does it to you!
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  • Lambert180Lambert180 Member Posts: 12,197
    edited March 2012
    Poker Is A Never Ending Game.

    Basically just tries to explain that variance (luck) will even itself out in the long run, and it's a game most people will play for the rest of their lives, so don't get too upset about the bad beats because no doubt you'll dish them out just as much at some point.
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  • Lambert180Lambert180 Member Posts: 12,197
    edited March 2012
    Getting it in good

    When you get your chips in the pot as a favourite to win the hand. Only when you do this can you take a bad beat, obviously, you can't have a bad beat if you're behind in the hand already.
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited March 2012

    "Id be better off going to Malaysia and getting a job in a shoe factory"


    Most commonly said by young Scottish people when on tilt after busting some big 100,000 runner $1 MTT in 20th place and bemoaning their luck. 
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  • Lambert180Lambert180 Member Posts: 12,197
    edited March 2012
    I could have bought a bottle of milk with that

    Also said by young scottish people, when playing 4NL and losing a £1.50 pot.
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited March 2012

    "played about 8500 hands and hitting 2 quads in every thousand atm"

    Surely no explanation needed? *Speechless*

    Shall we just save all the hasstle and bump/rename the Donism thread??? ;) haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Reading through it again has just cracked me up. Amazing stuff!
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  • DazlerDazler Member Posts: 3,970
    edited March 2012
    BOOM!
    (you have been giving me cheek in the chat box and now ive shut you up with a monster:)
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  • Sky_DaveSky_Dave Member Posts: 3,288
    edited March 2012
    "We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing."

    - Doyle Brunson
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  • BARBIE59BARBIE59 Member Posts: 580
    edited March 2012

    SICK!!! (Bad beats, one outter hitting on river ect,)

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  • FCHDFCHD Member Posts: 3,178
    edited March 2012
    "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" from another player in the Chat Box when you're thinking about whether to call/fold/raise. A sure sign that they're close to being on tilt.
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  • MohicanMohican Member Posts: 1,436
    edited March 2012
    Jam it in their eye.
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  • 18AND5TIME18AND5TIME Member Posts: 481
    edited March 2012
    ITS RIGGED                  SAYS IT ALL LOL
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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited March 2012
    I`M FLOUNCING OFF ( AGAIN )

    HAD ENOUGH BEATS SO DECIDE TO QUITE
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  • DTWBANDITDTWBANDIT Member Posts: 6,451
    edited March 2012

       Royal Flush

       Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom.
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  • TINTINTINTIN Member Posts: 1,612
    edited March 2012
    "i cant beat donks who call with any 2 so i think i will move up a level or 2 where people wil respect my raises "

    no explanation needed i think but it cracks me up
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  • TheDartTheDart Member Posts: 1,581
    edited March 2012
    Split Pot!

    When I get my chips in and find out I'm miles behind ;)
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  • simonnatursimonnatur Member Posts: 330
    edited March 2012
    Both along similar lines...


    It aint no fun when the rabbits got the gun

    Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windscreen  ( very true, heard said by Viffer on Hi Stakes poker )
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  • paige55paige55 Member Posts: 2,953
    edited March 2012
       THROWING THERE TOYS OUT THE PRAM,WHEN I HAVE JUST BEATEN A PLAYER HU
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  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk Member Posts: 6,186
    edited March 2012
    "One time!"


    Oh for flips sake, now I've tilted myself. I forgot it was meant to be 'favourite'.
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  • DazlerDazler Member Posts: 3,970
    edited March 2012
    WHAT A JOKE
    (but the person who says it isnt laughing)
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