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best line yet

chrisbhoychrisbhoy Member Posts: 302
edited November 2009 in Poker Chat
in the middle of the affordable deepstack which is coming upto 2 hours now and my misses just walked in and asked me why can't i last 2 hours with her like at poker? lol
does any1 know how to answer that without having them chopped off??
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  • COCASIRFCOCASIRF Member Posts: 439
    edited November 2009
    lol.......You can always say that if you got paid for lasting longer you might be able too
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  • diablo_pezdiablo_pez Member Posts: 1,392
    edited November 2009
    tell her to get back into the kitchen
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  • COCASIRFCOCASIRF Member Posts: 439
    edited November 2009
    In Response to Re: best line yet:
    tell her to get back into the kitchen
    Posted by diablo_pez


    lol....very funny
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  • chrisbhoychrisbhoy Member Posts: 302
    edited November 2009
    hahaha seriously she cant cook!!
    that wouldkill me. she is pretty though so i let her off lol
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  • COCASIRFCOCASIRF Member Posts: 439
    edited November 2009
    What about the ironing....lol
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  • AskiAski Member Posts: 263
    edited November 2009
    Tell her its because you have a short stack and thus you have to shove a lot earlier than when playing poker ;)
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  • paparonpaparon Member Posts: 186
    edited November 2009
    viagra
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  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited November 2009
    tell her that poker is so boring compared to her--when you're with her you get so overwhelmingly excited when you shove all in that you just blow your whole stack, without even getting called!!
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  • Hale72Hale72 Member Posts: 1,000
    edited November 2009
    Tell her that you only last that long because you have had nothing in your hand.

    A premium starting hand that gets bust out early is what you have got with your good lady.
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  • loonytoonsloonytoons Member Posts: 4,270
    edited November 2009
    Tell her that your relationship has become stale, she's rubbish in bed, she's put on a bit of weight and her personal hygene is putting you off  that should do the trick - tell me how you get on.
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  • SirFrankSirFrank Member Posts: 197
    edited November 2009
    In Response to best line yet:
    in the middle of the affordable deepstack which is coming upto 2 hours now and my misses just walked in and asked me why can't i last 2 hours with her like at poker? lol does any1 know how to answer that without having them chopped off??
    Posted by chrisbhoy
    tell her that bouncing up and down for 2 hours is much harder work  than clicking on a mouse! Oh and you might get paid for playing poker !   
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  • scrumdownscrumdown Member Posts: 1,609
    edited November 2009
    lol  nice  one
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  • fingers615fingers615 Member Posts: 154
    edited November 2009
    Brilliant thread. Was laffin hard at this. Cheered me right up. Thanks to you all. Gl
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  • Grimstar30Grimstar30 Member Posts: 1,400
    edited November 2009
    You ever heard of multi-tasking ;)
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  • SirFrankSirFrank Member Posts: 197
    edited November 2009
    with a wife looking like that, why are you playing poker anyway, hahahahah
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