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Classic Pub Game Lines

Lambert180Lambert180 Member Posts: 12,197
edited June 2012 in Poker Chat
I was chatting to JJ the other day about a pub game I played in, and I thought it would be a good idea to stick up the comedy lines you hear from some people in there that are just bad beyond belief.

So I'll start by chucking in the one I was telling JJ about...

Player A makes a big 3bets pre against Player B, and Player B calls. 3 Streets of betting from Player A (and Player B flatting). Player A turns over a decent hand I think TPTK with AQ and Player B turns over 36s for trip 3s.

Player A says 'what the ****, I 3bet really big pre' and Player B says 'yeah but it was suited'

LOL

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  • POKERTREVPOKERTREV Member Posts: 9,607
    edited June 2012
    Player A Bets 3 x BB Pre, it folds round to me and I shove all-in, everyone else folds and player A Insta Calls..............I Show KK Player A has 10J and hits the straight.

    "How can you call my all in there I ask?"

    Player A says......."I thought you were at it!!".................Really.
  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited June 2012


    "Pocket Pair ........"
  • TommyDTommyD Member Posts: 4,389
    edited June 2012
    After Player A calls Player B's massive overbet preflop.  Player A has 87o.  Player B has Queens

    Board runs out JJ862

    Player A - See I was right to call.  He could have had AK and if he had I would have had the best hand.
  • AMYBRAMYBR Member Posts: 3,432
    edited June 2012
    Best thread ever.

  • goldnballzgoldnballz Member Posts: 2,821
    edited June 2012
    In Response to Re: Classic Pub Game Lines:
    After Player A calls Player B's massive overbet preflop.  Player A has 87o.  Player B has Queens Board runs out JJ862 Player A - See I was right to call.  He could have had AK and if he had I would have had the best hand.
    Posted by TommyD
    Classic :)
  • richtearichtea Member Posts: 143
    edited June 2012
    "I always like to see the flop, you never know what's going to come down..."
  • 3barrels3barrels Member Posts: 434
    edited June 2012
    best one ever they get it in well behind and once its run out they say i knew it was coming lol
  • FlyingDaggFlyingDagg Member Posts: 4,146
    edited June 2012
    In Response to Re: Classic Pub Game Lines:
    "Pocket Pair ........"
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    Dohhhhhhh how did you manage to interupt a post by Idonkcallu?
  • pod1pod1 Member Posts: 4,377
    edited June 2012
    " it is my fav hand!!"

  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,646
    edited June 2012



    Its your turn to get the round in....then I will deal!
  • The_Don90The_Don90 Member Posts: 9,818
    edited June 2012

    I could tel you a few but ill bring em out 1 a a time

    This one is very old, first time id played in a pub and the first time id played poker since i was 14. My uncle knew the venue and i arrived with him, i explained to the TD id never played before and he sorted me out hand ranking and asked a guy at the table to keep me right, without looking at my cards.

    About 20 mins in i ask, "so how do you know what a good hand is?" I think a fair newby question.

    One guy at the table turns around, "every hand is rubbish before the flop"

  • patwalshhpatwalshh Member Posts: 772
    edited June 2012
    Ha this thread has potential. I played a hand on skypoker, and hit a royal flush. Everyone was like omg nice in the chat. I was like ty ty. A guy missed it, and asked what happened. I said I hit a royal flush. He then said.. 'but did you win the hand'
    lol

    I remember being at the casino once, and raising from button. Woman calls. Board runs out, there are flushes/straights etc. and I barreled both flop and turn. She called both. and I gave up on river, she had like 3rd pair and it was good. I said, 'guessing you would have folded river if I'd have shoved', she looked at me in dismay, as if I'd be idiotic to fold 3rd pair  
  • The_Don90The_Don90 Member Posts: 9,818
    edited June 2012
    My favorite one. This was an arguement i wasnt involved in, and was sort of towards me leaving pub league poker.

    UTG raises to 100 - blinds where 25/50
    folded to BTN who 3bets to 550
    UTG calls.

    Flop K42r
    UTG donks all in
    BTN snaps

    UTG K4o
    BTN AKs

    board bricks


    UTG "phew! Glad i held"

    this sparks of BTN, "What you held, you called 11BB with K4o."

    UTG replied, "Yes but you have to hit the flop to win in poker."

    BTN, "No you dont, you just need the best hand more often than not, i had best hand when yopu called pre."

    UTG says, "But i won because i hit the flop, i had the best hand"

    BTN "£50 down each on the other table now, ill have AK you can have K4. We'll run it 100 times, everytime i win i get £1 everytime you win you get £1."

    UTG, "No i like my money thanks."

    BTN sighs
  • AMYBRAMYBR Member Posts: 3,432
    edited June 2012
    lol
  • TommyDTommyD Member Posts: 4,389
    edited June 2012
    I remember once after I called an all in on the flop the other person said 'I'm on a draw.  All I need is two hearts.'
  • Lambert180Lambert180 Member Posts: 12,197
    edited June 2012
    This is less of a line and more just an example of how terrible the guy I was playing HU with at the end of the game last night.

    He limps with AQs, I raise with 55, he 3bets and I just let it go.

    Then he says to me (after we've shown our cards to each other), 'If you'd have shoved, I'd have folded cos I put yuo on a small pair, and I didn't want a flip'

    This was when he had about a 4to1 chip lead lol.
  • phil12ukphil12uk Member Posts: 2,856
    edited June 2012
    Raise, reraise pre.  Guy in Big Blind says " I have chips in so I guess I'm pot committed".
  • The_Don90The_Don90 Member Posts: 9,818
    edited June 2012
    In Response to Re: Classic Pub Game Lines:
    Raise, reraise pre.  Guy in Big Blind says " I have chips in so I guess I'm pot committed".
    Posted by phil12uk
    lol ive heard so many similar. The best one ive heard similar tho.

    200/400 guy in BB has 450 chips one guy raised to 800 BTN calls SB folds BB folds.

    "your never pot commited i could get aces next hand" was his lines when the table looked stunned.
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