Illustrious team mates and fellow defenders of the Burgundy Jacket,
This very evening we must continue to battle for HONOUR, for GLORY.... and indeed, for OUR VERY LIVES (OK, may be getting a wee bit carried away here but you get the message).
Those of the Shredded wheat barnet will not stop until they have have stripped us of our Pride, our dignity and even in some cases, our.... undergarments.
Join me tonight as we say 'You may steal our BLINDS, you may take our CHIPS, you may even take our NO PREFERENCE players... BUT, you will NEVER take our KNICKERS!!!
Venue:
7-7.30: 10/20 cash
7.30: 300 Guarenteed Deepstack
9.15 £2.20 Deepstack
DYMs till midnight-ish
I Thank you.
Lisa-Marie Long (Lisa_Long)
Vice president of team Tikay
(Not to be confused with the president of Vice)
Comments
Pfft Sarah, Pfft! Orford's Orfordables will rule!
We used to have a saying '' all fur coat and no knickers'' maybe that should read ''all burgundy jacket and ......................''
Looking forward to taking ur money along with everything else ur offering
Absolutely loving the thread, chuckle every time I read it, bet it wont stop Orford trying for them though , see you on the tables later, and some DYM fun too
tikay, terriers will worry Orfords oiks
Anything to keep you company
Just remember Sarah, when you play this, I will be under the table as usual, keeping an eye on ''things''
We will fight them on the beaches, we shall fight them on the landing grounds, we shall fight them in the fields and in the streets.
We shall fight them in the £500 free-roll, the Deepstack and the 1 Minute Roulette.
We shall never surrender!
Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves, that if Team Orford lasts for a thousand years (just as Tikay himself has), people will say, "This was their finest hour".