Troops of the Orford army, tonight we go to war!!!!!!
Expect no mercie! Expect no respect! Expect the going will be hard!
But know this, are lord will be walking the trenches with us with head held high, not with sword or gun, but with poket pairs, suited conecters and the fore sight to see a trap! Let his light fall on you and know the truth of things, that team tikay can not stand up to us (with out there zimmer frames anyway) and victory is inevertible!!!!
Go now and apese the gods how you see fit, steal yourselves for the coming battle, say your good byes to loved ones as some of us may not retern and have only one thing on your mind, the blood of team tikay running in the streets like the rivers of babalon!
Good luck my fellow orfordian's I salute you all and will see you on the field of battle, and remeber the chant of war....
OOH AHH ORFORD-DA I SAID OOH AHH DRFORD-DA!!!!!!!!!
Ive still not had the e-mail, I can see from thelobby i've been entered so not worried about that but was there anything important in the e-mail that i need to know?
TEAM ORFORD- we've talked the talk, and now it's time to walk the walk! Here is my pre-battle rousing speech (with apologies to Winston Churchill!) Please read this, accompanied to suitably stirring music- Land of Hope and Glory, The Themes from Braveheart and Gladiator, The Vengaboys...that sort of thing. I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat. We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many hours of struggle and suffering. You ask, what is our policy? I say it is to wage war by continuation bets, bluffs and floating the flop. War with all our might and with all the strength Sky Poker has given us, and to wage war against a monstrous tyranny never surpassed in the dark and lamentable catalogue of Sky Poker analysts- Team Tikay. That is our policy. You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word. It is victory. Victory at all costs - Victory in spite of all terrors - Victory, however long and hard the road may be, for without victory there is no survival. Let that be realized. No survival for Team Orford, no survival for all that Team Orford has stood for, no survival for the urge, the impulse of the ages, that mankind shall move forward toward his goal. I take up my task in buoyancy and hope. I feel sure that our cause will not be suffered to fail among men and women. I feel entitled at this juncture, at this time, to claim the aid of all and to say, "Come then, let us go forward together with our united strength." Goddamit, I’m choking up as I copy and paste this, sorry write, this...
In Response to Re: THE OFFICIAL TKO LEG 1 THREAD: [QUOTE]again i started a thread and got no responce. i think the title was misleading. I am unavalible for tonight. Posted by The_Don90
Thanks Don, no worries. It's the nature of these things that at least 20% of the field are usually "no-shows".
Ive still not had the e-mail, I can see from thelobby i've been entered so not worried about that but was there anything important in the e-mail that i need to know? Gareth Posted by 35suited
In Response to Re: THE OFFICIAL TKO LEG 1 THREAD : I propose the losing captain should be filmed shining the shoes of the winning captain and the video be posted on the forum. What does everyone think? My shoes could do with a good polish tbh... Posted by RICHORFORD
In Response to Re: THE OFFICIAL TKO LEG 1 THREAD : I propose the losing captain should be filmed shining the shoes of the winning captain and the video be posted on the forum. What does everyone think? My shoes could do with a good polish tbh... Posted by RICHORFORD
You could wear ur white trainers and go for a run beforehand.
i was thinking the looser would have to do a show on a shorter seat then the winner, easy to do and the winner (i say that but we all know its ganna be mr Orford) get's to "lord" it over the loser...
I wish that the poor delusional orford mob would stop believing they have a chance. Look at the teams: 1) We have the best players 2) We have the finest analyst Sky can offer in the form of our noble leader Tikay the magnificent 3) We have the best looking presenter in the form of the lovely Lisa 4) We have the church on our side in the form of Vaigrat the wise
5) You have the far inferior players 6) You are lead by someone who doesnt know what a straight is 7) You have Hartigan on your side because he cant even click the right button 8) All you can do is talk the talk whereas the mighty Team Tikay will be walking the walk
In Response to Re: THE OFFICIAL TKO LEG 1 THREAD : I propose the losing captain should be filmed shining the shoes of the winning captain and the video be posted on the forum. What does everyone think? My shoes could do with a good polish tbh... Posted by RICHORFORD
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Troops of the Orford army, tonight we go to war!!!!!!
Expect no mercie! Expect no respect! Expect the going will be hard!
But know this, are lord will be walking the trenches with us with head held high, not with sword or gun, but with poket pairs, suited conecters and the fore sight to see a trap! Let his light fall on you and know the truth of things, that team tikay can not stand up to us (with out there zimmer frames anyway) and victory is inevertible!!!!
Go now and apese the gods how you see fit, steal yourselves for the coming battle, say your good byes to loved ones as some of us may not retern and have only one thing on your mind, the blood of team tikay running in the streets like the rivers of babalon!
Good luck my fellow orfordian's I salute you all and will see you on the field of battle, and remeber the chant of war....
OOH AHH ORFORD-DA I SAID OOH AHH DRFORD-DA!!!!!!!!!
may the poker god's smile on Team Orford...
Gareth
IN THE WORDS OF ELVIS COSTELLO.............
ORFORDS ARMY ARE ON THEIR WAY
ORFORDS ARMY ARE HERE TO STAY
I DONT WANNA BE ANYWHERE ELSE
BUT WITH OUR LORD TODAY
[QUOTE]again i started a thread and got no responce. i think the title was misleading. I am unavalible for tonight.
Posted by The_Don90
Thanks Don, no worries. It's the nature of these things that at least 20% of the field are usually "no-shows".
I propose the losing captain should be filmed shining the shoes of the winning captain and the video be posted on the forum.
What does everyone think?
My shoes could do with a good polish tbh...
The Lord is Orford, He'll not fold
He'll make Tikay's wrinklies cry
On baize that is green, He'll leadeth the team
To victory tonight on Sky
C'MON TEAM!
Look at the teams:
1) We have the best players
2) We have the finest analyst Sky can offer in the form of our noble leader Tikay the magnificent
3) We have the best looking presenter in the form of the lovely Lisa
4) We have the church on our side in the form of Vaigrat the wise
5) You have the far inferior players
6) You are lead by someone who doesnt know what a straight is
7) You have Hartigan on your side because he cant even click the right button
8) All you can do is talk the talk whereas the mighty Team Tikay will be walking the walk
Good luck ( you will need it)
Tikay Crooners - Out the Way
Deal The Cards - Lets Get to It
Raise The flop - Theres Nothing to It
Check The Turn - Make Them Quiver
Then Push them all - Down The River
(Sorry...Meant Push all in With the River lol)
Team Orford - Team Orford - Team Orford - Good Luck Guys