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POKER HOSPITAL for Benny

bennydip2bennydip2 Member Posts: 2,093
edited November 2009 in Poker Chat
  
"Stretcher Bearer"   "Man Down" !!   "Medic" !!


 

"Straight Jacket Required, with sedatives" !!


  

  "Benny's ready for the Poker Hospital, gibberish babbling about mucking fuppets, and wallabies playing in the Deep Stack, (Double Chips??) calling stations and hero's and last card Louis" !! 

 "NURSE" !!!!!!!!!    ..........  "get me out of here" !



"Ya can poke ya Deep Stack (double chips)   raving  raving raving nutters"



*Sigh* ... "Thank you Nurse"    !!   Right where's the cash tables !!

Sings as we go   to the cash tables  .....
 " Outside a lunatic asylum, as I was breaking up stones,
 a lunatic  called out to me , "
 "Good morning Mr Jones"
" how much a week do you get for doing that"?
"15 bob I cried"
" Why , Come inside ya silly blighter,    come inside"   :))
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  • nirvana29nirvana29 Member Posts: 489
    edited November 2009
    lol, where are these drawings from?
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  • freechips1freechips1 Member Posts: 861
    edited November 2009
    poker hospital is great come visit me benny im on ward 3 bed 6, how long u in for?
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  • elsadogelsadog Member Posts: 5,677
    edited November 2009
    In Response to Re: POKER HOSPITAL for Benny:
    poker hospital is great come visit me benny im on ward 3 bed 6, how long u in for?
    Posted by freechips1
    And I'm in bed 8.
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  • dav1964dav1964 Member Posts: 2,526
    edited November 2009
    Nice one benny really good.I did look last night but did not post as the pictures were still awaiting approval.wd mate
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  • PILLOWMANPILLOWMAN Member Posts: 1,165
    edited November 2009
    CHEERS BENNY , THXS FOR ALL THE LAUGHS . KEEP EM COMING .
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  • vaigretvaigret Member Posts: 16,380
    edited November 2009
    Very funny Benny.

    Do you need the hospital chaplain
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  • bennydip2bennydip2 Member Posts: 2,093
    edited November 2009
     
     lol Chaplin, well yes you could  say a little prayer  for me, as I'm trying to do a "Thierry Henry" at the moment, having a quick one off the wrist while the ref's not looking ????

      It's in french but "Jouer' means Click (lol I think) (Move mouse then click to score)
      http://www.jeu-de-main.com/ 

    If your Irish dont  look  :))
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  • scrumdownscrumdown Member Posts: 1,609
    edited November 2009
    lol very good benny
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  • scotty77scotty77 Member Posts: 4,970
    edited November 2009
    You should make it down to Luton tongith Benny.  £40 plus £20 unlimited rebuys plus £20 addon at first break.

    Played it for the first time last week and was impressed with the standard.  Is a better tournie than the 'deepstack' on Wednesday.
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  • DTWBANDITDTWBANDIT Member Posts: 6,451
    edited November 2009



         very funny m8 "Carry On Doctor Benny "  dtw
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  • bennydip2bennydip2 Member Posts: 2,093
    edited November 2009
    Hi ya Bandit,  NO I'm not the doctor here,  I'm the best  :))

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HObQdGsaTAA

     It's just the others haven't realised it yet !           lol
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  • BANDICOOTBANDICOOT Member Posts: 675
    edited November 2009


    STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BENNY !!!




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  • bennydip2bennydip2 Member Posts: 2,093
    edited November 2009
    lol hahaaaa  yes Bandicoot,  thats about right at the moment  !!
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  • PiAnOpLaYaPiAnOpLaYa Member Posts: 554
    edited November 2009
    :s
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  • BANDICOOTBANDICOOT Member Posts: 675
    edited November 2009
    HI Benny thought that would tickle ya sense of humour, keep it at it your experience and talent will win through,

    WHO CAN YA TURN TO ?.......

    just love this saying and have adopted as my motto lol..
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  • bennydip2bennydip2 Member Posts: 2,093
    edited November 2009
     lol @  'Who can ya turn to ?"     Yes it's an old one from my days of live cash games at Luton ..

    Some players when they'd just busted out and are starting to leave the table would  ask me ,
     "How could that guy call my all-in bet ?"     Now as I was still sitting there in the game. I'd just raise my eyebrows and shrug my shoulders, smile  and say the  immortal words  ..
     "Who can ya turn to ?"    ..................  The thing is,  we all get bad beats, and  'deep down'  is anyone really  interested in bad-beat story's ?    :))
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  • BANDICOOTBANDICOOT Member Posts: 675
    edited November 2009
    Benny,  you rock! I love your forum stuff, never stop!
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