**Caption Competition 9th Nov.**

diablo_pez

Frankly, it's not HB

imber

.....hold that mirror straight - you can see that my top bit looks like Donald Trump and Ann widdecombe looks like my bottom!!!

DEL560

Pok-er in the Park?  Pencil me in for some of that old chap!


PS Cant make next Fri, but can make many other nites!

cenachav

Doesn't smell the same as one of Clintons cigars

Kiwini4u

Boris does his Adolph impersonation for Angela Merkel. 

phillaak

Must be this pencil that smells (nothing to do with the sh** I talk)

Glenelg

Mmmmhhh, wonder could I manage 2 x jobs, Prime Minister & DG of BBC?

SoLack

Boris becomes a Groucho Marxist

wartic

bozza here to drum up support for the caption contest

DUNMIDOSH

Miniature Orchestra quits as new conductor arrives for rehearsals

FINS

Own up guys,who put the superglue on my pencil ??

chopos180

This smells much better than that Icing Sugar Cameron gave me last week

MUNDO390

If i sniff this pen for a bit longer do u think i could get a seat in Fridays Rebuy O(pen)

kaymac

"The pencil disappeared for that Dynamo chap!!"

paige55

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm i do love the smell of pencil

VespaPX

Boris pictured at a polling station advising people how to vote:

"Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3."

(yes he actually did say this)

Boris for PM !!!!

RubyJay

Its good to see Boris has sought help over his marker pen sniffing habit. He has now been weened down to 3 bics a day! 

Herbie536

  8 million people in London wish he would use the rubber on the end of that pencil to erase himself

Herbie536

 Boris shows you dont have to be called Adolph to have a wierd tash and be as mad as a box of frogs

whonext

Look there is plenty of lead in my pencil