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Best saying you ever heard from a poker player

bridboy451bridboy451 Member Posts: 35
edited December 2012 in Poker Chat
 poker is gambling , i gamble , gambling is taking chances , i take chances , chances are i will win or lose ................



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  • goodylad21goodylad21 Member Posts: 693
    edited December 2012
    "Smerk at me again & i'll punch your light outs" lol
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  • memfnomemfno Member Posts: 461
    edited December 2012
    Referring to AA and KK - "Donkey Hand. Anyone can play those"
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  • JockBMWJockBMW Member Posts: 2,653
    edited December 2012
    "You've got as much chance of winning this hand as the Titanic had of reaching New York "
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  • memfnomemfno Member Posts: 461
    edited December 2012
    On sitting down with a bunch of regulars when playing a tournament - "See I'm on the TV table again"
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  • memfnomemfno Member Posts: 461
    edited December 2012
    On joining a table "Wow what a good looking table, feel like i've joined a boy band!"
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  • memfnomemfno Member Posts: 461
    edited December 2012
    On a playing taking a bad beat "Don't look for justice on a poker table kid"
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  • bridboy451bridboy451 Member Posts: 35
    edited December 2012
    you could have warned me you had trips ..............

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  • memfnomemfno Member Posts: 461
    edited December 2012
    One i used on being slow rolled "Wow how clever, thats brilliant. who taught you how to do that? Brilliant that" and repeat ad nauseum throughout the tournament for every hand they are in.
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  • memfnomemfno Member Posts: 461
    edited December 2012
    and of course the old favourite just before you get outdrawn.........."I know I'm behind but......"
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  • bridboy451bridboy451 Member Posts: 35
    edited December 2012
    In Response to Re: Best saying you ever heard from a poker player:
    "Smerk at me again & i'll punch your light outs" lol
    Posted by goodylad21
    i think you need to change casinos lol

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  • patwalshhpatwalshh Member Posts: 772
    edited December 2012
    In Response to Re: Best saying you ever heard from a poker player:
    "Smerk at me again & i'll punch your light outs" lol
    Posted by goodylad21


    Reminds me of a time...

    At a Live Poker table in a Bristol Casino. Guy comes to the table and overhears that I play online as a job (probably didn't hear that I go to Uni too). He attempts to needle me. I laugh at him and say he looks like an online player. He asks me why. Laughing, I say because you're fat. He then verbally threatens to stab me. I laugh harder. 
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  • bridboy451bridboy451 Member Posts: 35
    edited December 2012
    In Response to Re: Best saying you ever heard from a poker player:
    In Response to  Re: Best saying you ever heard from a poker player : Reminds me of a time... At a Live Poker table in a Bristol Casino. Guy comes to the table and overhears that I play online as a job (probably didn't hear that I go to Uni too). He attempts to needle me. I laugh at him and say he looks like an online player. He asks me why. Laughing, I say because you're fat. He then verbally threatens to stab me. I laugh harder. 
    Posted by patwalshh
    lovin it lol

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  • bridboy451bridboy451 Member Posts: 35
    edited December 2012
    pair of aces under , bystander sees them and whispers to me , " american airlines , good chance of crashing then " .......................
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  • jonjo75jonjo75 Member Posts: 999
    edited December 2012
    In Response to Re: Best saying you ever heard from a poker player:
    One i used on being slow rolled "Wow how clever, thats brilliant. who taught you how to do that? Brilliant that" and repeat ad nauseum throughout the tournament for every hand they are in.
    Posted by memfno[/QUOTE


    You have mistaken best for worst surely.
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  • GlenelgGlenelg Member Posts: 6,625
    edited December 2012
    "I've had enough of these river RNG suck-outs, happens to me ALL the bleep-bleep time!   I'm leaving, Ya hear me I'M LEAVING"  

    ;-))

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  • AMYBRAMYBR Member Posts: 3,432
    edited December 2012
    sigh, with a completely different flop that would have been a great hand.
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  • scotty77scotty77 Member Posts: 4,970
    edited December 2012
    In Response to Re: Best saying you ever heard from a poker player:
    "I've had enough of these river RNG suck-outs, happens to me ALL the bleep-bleep time!   I'm leaving, Ya hear me I'M LEAVING"   ;-))
    Posted by Glenelg
    lol

    you hear so many in live poker.

    heard people say that they don't like aces and prefer AK as its easier to get away from lol


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  • ckdckd Member Posts: 1,386
    edited December 2012


     my favorite is 


    "You call this one and it's all over, baby."


     good old scotty 
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  • WilhelmWilhelm Member Posts: 1,730
    edited December 2012
    Carlo said this a while back and I haven't been able to forget it:

    "I bet enough to choke the family dog."
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