Poker Banter

loololollo

What's the best poker banter you've heard

TPTP123

but i had a read.... 

profman15

"taxi!!!!"

davelufc

I put him on AJ ( copyright IDCU )

I played a live home game not so long ago, player was tanking for ages,
my brother said to him " it`s 2 cards , not a book! "

D_Legend

two of  the funny video ive seen is 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=eyeY4wTTErw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cwb8BgK5lQ

Slykllist

Anything I said at the tables over this weekend in Luton, in my own head I was hilarious...... I appologise to anyone that was unfortunate enough to share a table with me!