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If Trump was a poker player...

Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 160,126
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How would he react to a bad beat, or losing heads up?
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    Angmar2626Angmar2626 Member Posts: 886
    -Insert any video on youtube involving Luke Schwartz-
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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,489
    he hit the post
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    stokefcstokefc Member Posts: 7,631
    he'd ask if there was 52 cards in the deck insist on counting them over and over until he eventually drops a couple then he'll claim the decks rigged
    why can't he just accept he's lost and congratulate and move on like any right minded person would but then again narcissists are not right minded
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    craigcu12craigcu12 Member Posts: 3,960
    That site would have to be removed, I see him not even accepting QQ losing to AK when AI pre.
    "that site is rigged" "MY QQ was ahead so I should have won that hand" "if it wasn't rigged I would have won that hand" "that site has got to be removed"
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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,489
    He's sat out & his Biden blinds are being stolen.
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    DoyleBrunDoyleBrun Member Posts: 1,296
    He would cheat obviously, or take it to court when he loses a hand which he wouldn't recognise as a legitimate hand.
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    LmfaoAllinLmfaoAllin Member Posts: 1,211
    edited November 2020
    Has to be Hellmuth, right?
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    TVSpiceTVSpice Member Posts: 1,241
    If it was all in heads up and he lost, he would tip the table up, spilling all the chips, then covertly pick up more than he originally had to try to prove he was still in the game.
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    mushroom1mushroom1 Member Posts: 645
    edited November 2020
    Tikay10 said:


    How would he react to a bad beat, or losing heads up?

    Same way I do, let the world know about the terrible injustice.

    :p
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    craigcu12craigcu12 Member Posts: 3,960
    Speaking of trump and bad beats, I exited an MTT when AI as 97% favourite, my reaction to it was oh well NH. If I was trump I'd see my laptop smashed up into millions of pieces, Twitter would be loaded with false tweets, trump would be demanding he had was given top prize.
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    EssexphilEssexphil Member Posts: 7,999
    craigcu12 said:

    Speaking of trump and bad beats, I exited an MTT when AI as 97% favourite, my reaction to it was oh well NH. If I was trump I'd see my laptop smashed up into millions of pieces, Twitter would be loaded with false tweets, trump would be demanding he had was given top prize.

    Sorry, Craig. Hideous beat.

    Getting back to Trump as a poker player, he would definitely be getting it in with the Ladies :)
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    craigcu12craigcu12 Member Posts: 3,960
    Essexphil said:

    craigcu12 said:

    Speaking of trump and bad beats, I exited an MTT when AI as 97% favourite, my reaction to it was oh well NH. If I was trump I'd see my laptop smashed up into millions of pieces, Twitter would be loaded with false tweets, trump would be demanding he had was given top prize.

    Sorry, Craig. Hideous beat.

    Getting back to Trump as a poker player, he would definitely be getting it in with the Ladies :)
    no problem it was always a cooler just an extremely sick one although trump probably doesn't have a clue what cooler means.
    you played brilliantly well done.
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    madprofmadprof Member Posts: 3,297
    He'd be too busy to play poker...

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    mushroom1mushroom1 Member Posts: 645
    edited November 2020
    What would Biden, Harris and AOC be like as poker players?

    I guess they'd change the rules so all players win an equal prize, regardless of their hard work and ability?

    Either that, or winning players, who work hard on their game, will be hit with higher rakes, which will be gifted to losing players, to help subsidise their losses.
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    madprofmadprof Member Posts: 3,297
    mushroom1 said:

    What would Biden, Harris and AOC be like as poker players?

    I guess they'd change the rules so all players win an equal prize, regardless of their hard work and ability?

    Either that, or winning players, who work hard on their game, will be hit with higher rakes, which will be gifted to losing players, to help subsidise their losses.

    That works for me..
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    HANSONHANSON Member Posts: 896
    what's the point of having a election ? i think Trump has got a screw loose instead of saying the people have voted and made there decision well done Biden here you go the keys to the white house he has to cry foul because he thinks he knows better so causing division between the people of the USA reminds me of the on going Brexit saga if the trump side get control of the senate they are going make things very difficult for Biden to get anything thru the senate not because its bad but just because they lost .. what you need in any government is working class people not the rich and entitled those that know how to manage money yes you will need some that have the knowledge of politics but either way the nations have to learn to except one side wins and one loses get the FK over it and move on ...
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    mushroom1mushroom1 Member Posts: 645
    madprof said:

    mushroom1 said:

    What would Biden, Harris and AOC be like as poker players?

    I guess they'd change the rules so all players win an equal prize, regardless of their hard work and ability?

    Either that, or winning players, who work hard on their game, will be hit with higher rakes, which will be gifted to losing players, to help subsidise their losses.

    That works for me..
    Then winning players no longer play. No incentive. Perhaps they'll go underground. Resulting in less money in the legal coffers. Makes the promised handouts difficult. Now the whole of the poker society is worse off.

    Maybe this socialism malarky is flawed....

    ;)
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    mushroom1mushroom1 Member Posts: 645
    HANSON said:

    what you need in any government is working class people not the rich

    Like a child of a shopkeeper, maybe?
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    somniatissomniatis Member Posts: 219
    He'd be like misterpj, with fewer emojis, more spelling mistakes and a history of busting his bankroll.

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