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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 6,595
    Today is Sunday give up the Roast and become Grubby People. Yummy!

    There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly ......
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 6,595
    GHOST BUSTERS.

    Ghosts & Ghost Hunters last night, anyone watch it or even believe they exist. Cold chill in cellar, doors banging cupboards closing things moving around. Hello! "If you are a ghost show yourself." Bang, Crash!
    Shreeek! The Torch falls on the floor, sound of running, panting breath. Jesus !

    So there you have it they must exist.!

    Haunted Offices.

    The Office Staff would come to work every morning and find things had moved round on their own overnight. They called Paranormal Activity who set up time laps cameras and watched things move with nobody in the office. However, the Sound equipment detected the underground trains vibrations while passing under the building at night moving the objects about.

    Haunted Church.

    Screams coming from Church Grave Yard alerted police to possible crime assault or even murder but nothing was found. Locals said, the Grave Yard was Haunted, but after being called out several more times by people hearing screams, the police eventually found family of Foxes set up home under toppled Grave Stone. Cute till their under your shed.


  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 6,595
    On my Chrismas list.

  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 6,595
    Oh! you naughty boy dad spanking good form tho.....

  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 6,595
    The best thing about life.......... is death. "The Leveler."
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 6,595
    You trust till you lose trust .... who's fault.!
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 6,595
    The Price of Gold.......


    My actions are my actions ... I take full responsibility for them. cough!
  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    Why?......because they can.
    Your new health pASS.












  • MISTY4MEMISTY4ME Member Posts: 4,843
    Talking of AR SE HOLES................... :*
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 6,595
    Very interesting, Chill. ! "Innovation" for you.
    You drop this in my squeaky clean toilet bowl of a Thread " Why " Because you care.

    As it's here.! I have taken pictures print of you're bottom, swab's and D.N.A. sent it to Cloud for analysis and your poo comes back as perfectly healthy. keep up the good work.

    Dr Chill. is eminent specialist in the field of **** and should be respected.

    Now! " Misty " just because you like, and prefer the Large bowel endoscopy and a colonoscopy? method, you really must embrace change. Hic!

  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 6,595
    So much false information out there " Don't shoot the Messenger " become one.

  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 6,595
    In a Band ...... you gotta have a Mad Hat Drummer called Davy Crochat.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 6,595


    The high speed " Rail " been curtailed for Sit & Go Strategy link up.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 6,595


    The Best Railway Poems

    Robert Louis Stevenson, ‘From a Railway Carriage’.

    Faster than fairies, faster than witches,
    Bridges and houses, hedges and ditches;
    And charging along like troops in a battle,
    All through the meadows the horses and cattle:
    All of the sights of the hill and the plain
    Fly as thick as driving rain;
    And ever again, in the wink of an eye,
    Painted stations whistle by …
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 6,595
    "Bradshaw Great Railway Journey's "

    Michael Portillo
    Former Chief Secretary to the Treasury of the United Kingdom

    michaelportillo.co.uk
    Michael Denzil Xavier Portillo is a British journalist, broadcaster and former politician. His broadcast series include railway documentaries such as Great British Railway Journeys and Great Continental Railway Journeys. Wikipedia
    Born: 26 May 1953 (age 68 years), Bushey
    Height: 1.8 m
    Spouse: Carolyn Eadie (m. 1982)
    Parents: Luis Gabriel Portillo, Cora Waldegrave Blyth de Portillo
    Education: Peterhouse, Cambridge (1975), Harrow High School, University of Cambridge

    Love his stop off's along the way .....
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 6,595
    Coming soon... to an area near you.

  • MISTY4MEMISTY4ME Member Posts: 4,843
    edited November 2021
    goldon said:

    Coming soon... to an area near you.

    Not down here ..............only had ONE day like that in the last 10 years o:)

    Only sledging we get to do ..........is on here ;)

    Now Yorkshire was a totally different story :o;):D
  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    goldon said:

    Coming soon... to an area near you.

    Nothing on there would be visible if you had a dump like this one.



  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 6,595
    Nicola Sturgeon first Minister for Scotland offers Boris Johnson more Snow in the South for more money in the North. North / South devide.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 6,595
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