London Dungeon releases brutal new 'Holly & Phil' queue jump pass.
Even The London Dungeon is weighing in on the backlash against Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield, with its new ‘Holly & Phil’ queue jump pass.
The This Morning hosts have faced widespread criticism after they were accused of jumping the queue to see the Queen lying in state ahead of her funeral.
They later issued a statement, explaining that they didn’t jump the queue, take anyone’s space, or file past the Queen, but rather were reporting on it as part of the media.
However, people still aren’t happy, and the London Dungeon has capitalised on it with their new pass, for people who (in their words) are ‘too good for queuing’.
The press release for the new pass went on: ‘Visitors who ask for a ‘Holly & Phil’ when purchasing their tickets from the attraction until Friday of this week will gain queue jumping rights for the same price as a standard ticket. Guests will have immediate access to the next tour of the London Dungeon, jostling past those peasants who have been patiently waiting their turn.’
A spokesperson said: ‘The Holly and Phil pass is here for a limited time only. If you’re too good to queue with the rest of the rabble and demand swift and immediate passage into London’s horrible history, then this is right up your alley. Don’t be making small talk with the measly patiently waiting plebs when you could be on a one-way path to the front of the queue!’
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Even The London Dungeon is weighing in on the backlash against Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield, with its new ‘Holly & Phil’ queue jump pass.
The This Morning hosts have faced widespread criticism after they were accused of jumping the queue to see the Queen lying in state ahead of her funeral.
They later issued a statement, explaining that they didn’t jump the queue, take anyone’s space, or file past the Queen, but rather were reporting on it as part of the media.
However, people still aren’t happy, and the London Dungeon has capitalised on it with their new pass, for people who (in their words) are ‘too good for queuing’.
The press release for the new pass went on: ‘Visitors who ask for a ‘Holly & Phil’ when purchasing their tickets from the attraction until Friday of this week will gain queue jumping rights for the same price as a standard ticket. Guests will have immediate access to the next tour of the London Dungeon, jostling past those peasants who have been patiently waiting their turn.’
A spokesperson said: ‘The Holly and Phil pass is here for a limited time only. If you’re too good to queue with the rest of the rabble and demand swift and immediate passage into London’s horrible history, then this is right up your alley. Don’t be making small talk with the measly patiently waiting plebs when you could be on a one-way path to the front of the queue!’
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