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Seriously injured by a tomato.
Not sure whether to laugh or cry about this news item, but (apologies to those injured) I could not help lolling at some of it.
Police are investigating a series of attacks in which fruit was hurled at pedestrians - leaving one person seriously injured by a tomato aimed at their head.
Another was struck in the arm with a tomato while walking along Firle Road in Eastbourne the following evening
Later the same day a further two attacks happened in The Bourne, Hastings, one involving a person being hit in the head with a tomato
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cv2w3wnjd8ro
Police hunt for tomato-throwing attacker
Police are investigating a series of attacks in which fruit was hurled at pedestrians - leaving one person seriously injured by a tomato aimed at their head.
Another was struck in the arm with a tomato while walking along Firle Road in Eastbourne the following evening
Later the same day a further two attacks happened in The Bourne, Hastings, one involving a person being hit in the head with a tomato
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cv2w3wnjd8ro
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And "struck on the arm by a tomato"?.
There must be a little more to this than meets the eye.
Somebody threw a tomato at him.
Tomato's can't hurt you he said with a grin.
But these were from Smedleys and they come in a tin.
Wait a minute - @mumsie lives down that way, as does, I think, @Enut
Perhaps they have the inside line.
Ill make enquiries at the weekend.
Perhaps someone was taking the pith.
Seriously, if they are being thrown from a moving car, that is going to add to the speed. Presume someone was hit in the eye.
I mean they had to cancel CSI Eastbourne after just 1 series. 200 deaths, all natural causes.
At the moment I have Charlie, the gardener, digging in the vegetable patch and hope that shortly we will be armed with leeks, potatoes, turnips and carrots, BRING IT ON!