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You know you are a grinder when.....

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  • shaun09shaun09 Member Posts: 1,606
    edited October 2010
    When you pop to the bar and ask for a pint, he says that £3.20.. you say "i think your bluffing"
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  • SUPERSNEDDSUPERSNEDD Member Posts: 910
    edited October 2010

    When you win a few DYM's and you say to your partner that will pay for the take-away tonight!
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  • manictiltmanictilt Member Posts: 1
    edited October 2010
    u put on ur hoodie and shades to sit in front of the computer
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  • IMAROCKIMAROCK Member Posts: 135
    edited October 2010
    when the wife has to give you your dinner on thecomputer
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  • bigflop1bigflop1 Member Posts: 1,034
    edited November 2010
    In Response to Re: You know you are a grinder when.....:
    When you get up off the chair,bump into 1 of your kids and remember 'oh yeah ive got a family'
    Posted by debdobs_67
    brilliant.. my wife agrees with this one
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  • kaymackaymac Member Posts: 1,437
    edited November 2010

    was following a car this morning with the reg DYM and nearly went off the road trying to see if there was an empty seat!!!!!
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  • Sky_DaveSky_Dave Member Posts: 3,288
    edited November 2010
    ** You try impressing women while stood at a bar by rifling your pound coins then give a little 'chip' twirl before dropping them in front of an unimpressed barman.

    **You quote Tony G in reply to pretty much any tale of adversity. For example, your other half (if you're still lucky enough to have one) says "I've got to go. Mother's had a bad fall", to which you reply "Up up and away! On your bike!" while pummelling your mouse button.

    And my personal favourite...

    ** You start describing visits to the toilet as 'LAG'.
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  • Rubes375Rubes375 Member Posts: 61
    edited November 2010
    You play this hand and say.....standard
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    teamjon Small blind  £0.05 £0.05 £18.70
    avila1 Big blind  £0.10 £0.15 £28.36
      Your hole cards
    • 9
    • 9
    		     
    KICKER605 Fold     
    Rubes375 Raise  £0.40 £0.55 £24.93
    jubba531 Fold     
    teamjon Fold     
    avila1 Raise  £0.60 £1.15 £27.76
    Rubes375 Call  £0.30 £1.45 £24.63
    Flop
       
    • A
    • 6
    • 9
    		     
    avila1 Bet  £0.80 £2.25 £26.96
    Rubes375 Raise  £3.85 £6.10 £20.78
    avila1 Call  £3.05 £9.15 £23.91
    Turn
       
    • 2
    		     
    avila1 Check     
    Rubes375 Bet  £9.15 £18.30 £11.63
    avila1 Call  £9.15 £27.45 £14.76
    River
       
    • 6
    		     
    avila1 Check     
    Rubes375 All-in  £11.63 £39.08 £0.00
    avila1 Call  £11.63 £50.71 £3.13
    avila1 Show
    • A
    • A
    		   
    Rubes375 Show
    • 9
    • 9
    		   
    avila1 Win Full House, Aces and 6s £49.31  £52.44
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  • NeildownNeildown Member Posts: 1,635
    edited November 2010
    ... you don't know whats happening in eastenders or corrie
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  • timeshare2timeshare2 Member Posts: 12
    edited November 2010
    when your mate,s wife calls you to say hes been in a fight and lost and you reply bad beat , what did he have aces
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  • Ms_ChipsMs_Chips Member Posts: 256
    edited November 2010
    haha, I was out last week and I went to the bar. When I was informed that it cost 7.90 i piled all the coins on top of each other and slide it across the bar towards the barman. It's really got a hold of us.
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  • The_Don90The_Don90 Member Posts: 9,818
    edited November 2010
    In Response to Re: You know you are a grinder when.....:
    ** You try impressing women while stood at a bar by rifling your pound coins then give a little 'chip' twirl before dropping them in front of an unimpressed barman. **You quote Tony G in reply to pretty much any tale of adversity. For example, your other half (if you're still lucky enough to have one) says "I've got to go. Mother's had a bad fall", to which you reply "Up up and away! On your bike!" while pummelling your mouse button. And my personal favourite... ** You start describing visits to the toilet as 'LAG'.
    Posted by Sky_Dave
    Love that last one Dave :)
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  • The_Don90The_Don90 Member Posts: 9,818
    edited November 2010
    One my mate said,

    He was in a nightclub and a guy started on him, now my mates not much of a guy to get into these situations, and hes also a poker player. He turns round and says, "listen mate, dont you realise im tilted enough."
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