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Sunday Night Live at the Primo with your hosts Rich and Tikay! The official show thread...

RICHORFORDRICHORFORD Member Posts: 5,571
edited November 2010 in Poker Chat
Evening my fellow Sky Poker lovers,

Who's up for some Primo action then?

Yes- it's the big Sunday night game and for a buy-in of £55 you too could be taking a shot at a guaranteed £15,000 prize pool on national television.

We are live on Channel 865 (also available on Sky Poker.com's homepage live feed) at the new time of 9 o'clock till 1am!

We have a show packed with live phonecall chats with Sky Poker's army of players, hand requests (just send us the hand i.d. no.), poker analysis, spot prizes and general tomfoolery.

We also have Tikay. But be fair, you can't have a perfect show, can you? ;)

Now, you and I both know that it's YOUR banter and input that really makes the show and so once again, get creative and get writing on the thread below.

Here's my topics of the night: (and note that I have prizes of entry into all my Multiball tourneys this week to give away for the best contributions tonight)....

What's your best vomit story? (Lol- yes we're going high-brow once more)


And secondly-

Your last few google searches...

...this could be a good one- but you have to be totally honest. Drop down the history menu on your Google search box right now and note down the some of the highlights.

e.g. I just did it on the presenters' computer in the office and saw the following search terms (god's honest truth this):

Change a lightbulb jokes

Star Trek Enterprise

What can I do with a marrow?

The first one was me, obv. I don't know about the other two, but I'm guessing the Trekkie search is Hartigan and I have a hunch that the last one was by Lisa-Marie! Say no more!!!!!!!

So fire away- and looking forward to your responses! :)
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  • sara36dd08sara36dd08 Member Posts: 826
    edited November 2010


      when i was 19 we used to travel to scooter runs

      whilst driveing home after a good weekend in rhyl knowing we had 14 hours driving to get home

      my mate on the scooter behind vomited inside his full face crash helmet

      when we stopped and looked it was dripping out the bottom all over him

      laugh 3 more threw up but in a bush

      needless to say was a long trip homeback to the isle of wight


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  • MohicanMohican Member Posts: 1,436
    edited November 2010
    As a youngster I had managed to get myself back to the barrack block and my room after a night out. Woke up with the urge to up swallow, so I ran to the ablutions to satisfy this urge. Unfortunatley I wasn't quick enough and as I  opened the door, the opening salvo could not be contained any more. As I suspected a second salvo, I carried on running into the toilets but vomit and a tiled floor are very slippy and I ended up on my back lying in my own vomit.To make matters worse, the second salvo arrived and  I was sick on my chest. A much needed shower and some moping up followed.
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  • -JINKY--JINKY- Member Posts: 435
    edited November 2010
    Wow i just nailed both topics in one .Well just about

    Google search - sickipedia.org - u would luv this site rich
    & itailor.com new shirt time . and a couple you couldn"t say on air

    & Vomit story - A drunken night out with a good freind , anyway got home hit the sack , to drunk for any "fun" and we just crashed out i got up a couple of hours laters to go for a hit and a miss and threw up on her top that was on the floor . The next morn full of fear i got a bonus she couldn"t mind a thing , So i said she was sick down herself and i had to put her to bed .

    And i got brownie points galore as she tried to make up. RESULT
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  • SherlockSherlock Member Posts: 109
    edited November 2010
    Vomit story -
    Went to a party at a friends house. On arrival was met by the host with a tiny numbered plastic disc & a glass of water. He asked me to swallow the disc & wash it down with the water. When I queried this I was told that in the morning he would check around the house for vomit & if the mess was bad enough he could find the small disc in it & know who to send the cleaning bill to! Very clinical! I decided to go to the pub instead :)

    Last Google search - 

    'Algerian born, French absurdist author and philosopher'

    Reason - a crossword puzzle :)

    All the best
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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG Member Posts: 7,155
    edited November 2010

    I was physically sick last night after seeing an old man on live tv wearing a purple scarf and red jumper:)

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  • DAIBOOTDAIBOOT Member Posts: 522
    edited November 2010
    In Response to Re: Sunday Night Live at the Primo with your hosts Rich and Tikay! The official show thread...:
    I was physically sick last night after seeing an old man on live tv wearing a purple scarf and red jumper:)
    Posted by GREGHOGG

    it was so sick lol

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  • WilhelmWilhelm Member Posts: 1,730
    edited November 2010
    All my vomit stories are quite standard, but I do have a question on the subject.  If I wake up after a night of drinking in a pool of vomit, it takes me about five minutes on average to really notice, and I may not do anything about it straight away.  Why is this and do either of you been in this situation?

    P.S.  My last Google seartch was "vomit smell mattress".  Apparently apple cider vinegar helps.


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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,665
    edited November 2010


    At an Office Christmas party a few years ago, in a swanky restaurant in Leeds, I was sat on a table of about 30 or so including the directors of the company and their wives. Surprisingly, this incident is not drink related but an allergy I have to a certain type of food. After checking that my order had no garlic in it, I started to eat a lovely chicken meal washed down with some nice expensive wine. I then put some 'butter' on a roll that I realised about 2 minutes later contained a large amount of garlic in it which decided to come back up PDQ. I was sat on a back wall with no easy escape route so had to grab a napkin and dive under to the table to chuck up!! I think there was about 50 pairs of eyes on me as I came back up which included our table, some of the staff and other diners on other tables!!.......that was the last one I have been invited to :( 
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited November 2010

    Play snooker for the local social club. We had made it to the semi final of the league cup last November, which was amazing as we were all useless - but with a handicap system in place, we all got like 50 points headstart.

    All excited about it, in the club with the lads at 11am that morning for a few frames. Cueing well, managed to pot a black off the spot for an 8 break and everything. Few pints, all was going well, till last orders were called at 3pm, and someone suggested goin into town......It got abit messy

    Back in the club on the evening, found out I was due to play 4th out of 5 games, so I decided to get a coke in a vain attempt to sober up abit. I started my game with a SIXTY point head start against this guy (he even had his own cue). He knocked in 4 reds and 4 blacks off my break off shot.....

    I went to the toilet and sprogged up, my head was spinning. I washed my face, and went back to take my shot. I got my cue which was resting on the pocket, and picked up the white ball to chalk it, as I normally leave my chalk on the cushion. The referee called a foul. 

    I went back into the toilet, was sick again, walked through the best end where all the old dears were playing bingo, and out the fire exit.

    I haven't been back to that pub this year. 


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  • JAEGERBOMBJAEGERBOMB Member Posts: 1,516
    edited November 2010

    Is there anyone out there that hasn't actually googled their own name??? Apparently im a software-developer out in the far east :) which may explain some of my bizarre bets and river binks :):):):)

    I, like greggygooner, was also sick last night, but promise to wear my burgundy prada trainers to Newcastle in tribute!!!!!

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  • Sky_MandySky_Mandy Member Posts: 582
    edited November 2010

    Ok....so, as much as I don't really want to impart my vomit story on the world, Rich would be upset and feel incredibly let down if I didn't, as I ALWAYS have a story for him.

    So, here goes........

    I was on holiday in Turkey with my ickle sister (when I say ickle, she is only a year younger than me, and several inches taller than me, so really she is not very ickle at all!).  Now, I should have learnt from previous visits that the Turkish barmen do like to give you large measures.....so after several (dozen) Sex On The Beach cocktails, I found myself twisting my ankle, after falling off a kerb, and having to be taxied back to the hotel.  After making it back to our room, I felt awful - must've eaten something dodgy I reckon....nothing to do with the cocktails at all IMO. 

    To cut a long story short, I proceeded to be sick in the bathroom sink.  I managed to flush it away, but blocked the sink.  I called management, said sink was blocked (didn't mention it was my fault). Demanded another room.  Had nothing similar available.  Got free upgrade to junior suite - happy days.

    Vomit's a wonderful thing.

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  • karllukekarlluke Member Posts: 914
    edited November 2010
    Hi tk and rich,
    vomit story at a friends 21st,  another friend brought her boyfriend with her but was about to chuck him because he was always embarrassing her, out in the garden he throws up and out pops his false teeth. Starts shouting for everyone to stand still and look for them.  needless to say he was history tina

    ps looked at search history

    uksteam
    steam days out
    graham farish
    skyvegas
    needless to say not all mine
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  • Sky_MandySky_Mandy Member Posts: 582
    edited November 2010
    Oh....and not forgetting my recent google searches....

    9 Beards
    Bic razors
    AA route planner
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  • JAEGERBOMBJAEGERBOMB Member Posts: 1,516
    edited November 2010
    In Response to Re: Sunday Night Live at the Primo with your hosts Rich and Tikay! The official show thread...:
    Oh....and not forgetting my recent google searches.... 9 Beards Bic razors AA route planner
    Posted by Sky_Mandy
    please forward AA route-planner to alan maxallyplop
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  • Kiwini4uKiwini4u Member Posts: 3,830
    edited November 2010
    In Response to Sunday Night Live at the Primo with your hosts Rich and Tikay! The official show thread...:
    Evening my fellow Sky Poker lovers, Who's up for some Primo action then? Yes- it's the big Sunday night game and for a buy-in of £55 you too could be taking a shot at a guaranteed £15,000 prize pool on national television. We are live on Channel 865 (also available on Sky Poker.com's homepage live feed) at the new time of 9 o'clock till 1am! We have a show packed with live phonecall chats with Sky Poker's army of players, hand requests (just send us the hand i.d. no.), poker analysis, spot prizes and general tomfoolery. We also have Tikay. But be fair, you can't have a perfect show, can you? ;) Now, you and I both know that it's YOUR banter and input that really makes the show and so once again, get creative and get writing on the thread below. Here's my topics of the night: (and note that I have prizes of entry into all my Multiball tourneys this week to give away for the best contributions tonight).... What's your best vomit story? (Lol- yes we're going high-brow once more) And secondly- Your last few google searches... ...this could be a good one- but you have to be totally honest. Drop down the history menu on your Google search box right now and note down the some of the highlights. e.g. I just did it on the presenters' computer in the office and saw the following search terms (god's honest truth this): Change a lightbulb jokes Star Trek Enterprise What can I do with a marrow? The first one was me, obv. I don't know about the other two, but I'm guessing the Trekkie search is Hartigan and I have a hunch that the last one was by Lisa-Marie! Say no more!!!!!!! So fire away- and looking forward to your responses! :)
    Posted by RICHORFORD
    Well thats ANOTHER show that I for one won't be watching.  I WAS looking forward to a good poker night with an excellent show but I can't listen to **** and vomit stories without feeling physically sick. 


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  • DAIBOOTDAIBOOT Member Posts: 522
    edited November 2010

    hi mandy 

    can you have a look at this hand 

    310150768was is a good fold ?
    dai
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  • RedHouseRedHouse Member Posts: 242
    edited November 2010

    Google Searches......

    Temporary Urbanism
    Shipping Container City
    Huggy Bear

    First two for uni (architecture student),

    last one just for fun, who doesn't love Huggy :)

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  • MachkaMachka Member Posts: 4,627
    edited November 2010
    In Response to Re: Sunday Night Live at the Primo with your hosts Rich and Tikay! The official show thread...:
    Ok....so, as much as I don't really want to impart my vomit story on the world, Rich would be upset and feel incredibly let down if I didn't, as I ALWAYS have a story for him. So, here goes........ I was on holiday in Turkey with my ickle sister (when I say ickle, she is only a year younger than me, and several inches taller than me, so really she is not very ickle at all!).  Now, I should have learnt from previous visits that the Turkish barmen do like to give you large measures.....so after several (dozen) Sex On The Beach cocktails, I found myself twisting my ankle, after falling off a kerb, and having to be taxied back to the hotel.  After making it back to our room, I felt awful - must've eaten something dodgy I reckon....nothing to do with the cocktails at all IMO.  To cut a long story short, I proceeded to be sick in the bathroom sink.  I managed to flush it away, but blocked the sink.  I called management, said sink was blocked (didn't mention it was my fault). Demanded another room.  Had nothing similar available.  Got free upgrade to junior suite - happy days. Vomit's a wonderful thing.
    Posted by Sky_Mandy
    Will you never learn?

    Edit: Google search history - I've learnt long ago to disable Google search history!
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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited November 2010
    my vomit story happened 13yrs ago, i got married ( if you`d seen my misses you would too ) and the last time i googgled my daughter is 11 now ?

    ( hi guy`s this micky take and if it`s in the tv rules you cn say this on air, wife does have sence off humour too, well see did marry me )
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  • JAEGERBOMBJAEGERBOMB Member Posts: 1,516
    edited November 2010
    Hand requests 310149315, 310150953, 310155620, 310155984
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