What a numpty I've been watching Andy Murray trying to play tennis waiting for the show @ 9. Perfect woman.... Must be able to...... -Live in an untidy house without moaning, -cook -clean, but only when it's essential, - wash and iron obviously (without moaning), - make sure my computer works properly, without complaining about the sites i've visited, - if I buy anything technological, get it working for me - be able to drink 8 pints of lager without putting weight on, and enjoy doing so - be easy to wind up, but even easier to cheer up when in a strop - not moan when I go out - not moan when I go in - top up my bankroll for me whenever I tilt half of it off - be tall - be blonde - be busty - and be easy to please Posted by DOHHHHHHH
1.speaks when spoken to 2.hands over the money 3. stays at home while you go on expensive holiday 4 looks after the kids when you go on holiday 5 lets you come and go as you please 6 never contradicts you
What a numpty I've been watching Andy Murray trying to play tennis waiting for the show @ 9. Perfect woman.... Must be able to...... -Live in an untidy house without moaning, -cook -clean, but only when it's essential, - wash and iron obviously (without moaning), - make sure my computer works properly, without complaining about the sites i've visited, - if I buy anything technological, get it working for me - be able to drink 8 pints of lager without putting weight on, and enjoy doing so - be easy to wind up, but even easier to cheer up when in a strop - not moan when I go out - not moan when I go in - top up my bankroll for me whenever I tilt half of it off - be tall - be blonde - be busty - and be easy to please Posted by DOHHHHHHH
lol my misses just gave me hollicking for your post thinking it was me that posted it - she never heard who sent it but heard the list
What a numpty I've been watching Andy Murray trying to play tennis waiting for the show @ 9. Perfect woman.... Must be able to...... -Live in an untidy house without moaning, -cook -clean, but only when it's essential, - wash and iron obviously (without moaning), - make sure my computer works properly, without complaining about the sites i've visited, - if I buy anything technological, get it working for me - be able to drink 8 pints of lager without putting weight on, and enjoy doing so - be easy to wind up, but even easier to cheer up when in a strop - not moan when I go out - not moan when I go in - top up my bankroll for me whenever I tilt half of it off - be tall - be blonde - be busty - and be easy to please Posted by DOHHHHHHH
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PS- My aces just got done by Kings
A PERFECT MAN - NO SUCH THING!!!!
"The perfect man is one that will take me out for a nice meal after a hard days work, instead of sitting and watching skypoker"
Hmmm... In trouble me thinks
Enjoying the show so far !
I beg to differ
1.speaks when spoken to
2.hands over the money
3. stays at home while you go on expensive holiday
4 looks after the kids when you go on holiday
5 lets you come and go as you please
6 never contradicts you
my perfect woman
1A woman who can reverse a car
2 A woman that dosnt snore
3 A woman who can eat 2 donar kebabs
4 A woman with her own teeth