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Thursday night LIVE on 865! The official show thread

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  • MereNoviceMereNovice Member Posts: 4,364
    edited December 2010
    Current standings in the TSP Classic League:
    Name Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri   Score Entries
    haddock214 191 59 139 2 30 85 101 208 58 3 147 3 13 4 121 205 47 103 53     19.38 19
    cottlad   33 43 69 118 3 67 129     2 94 23 1 58 33 121 18 57     19.5 16
    bedders007 1 149       1 62 219 170   7 101 35   171 48 190 22 9     23.13 14
    SoLack 61 163 6 16 27 30 90 145 32 91 18 45 43 228 131 93 17 56 98     23.63 19

    It's a bit tight!
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  • Donut64Donut64 Member Posts: 2,666
    edited December 2010
    Tikay I think you should read your own thread which you tell everyone the £22 Deepstack is at 7.15 every night! Because all night tonight on the telly you have been saying it starts at 7.30 everynight! :P
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  • hawk7112hawk7112 Member Posts: 3,627
    edited December 2010
    In Response to Re: Thursday night LIVE on 865! The official show thread:
    Current standings in the TSP Classic League: Name Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri   Score Entries   haddock214 191 59 139 2 30 85 101 208 58 3 147 3 13 4 121 205 47 103 53     19.38 19   cottlad   33 43 69 118 3 67 129     2 94 23 1 58 33 121 18 57     19.5 16   bedders007 1 149       1 62 219 170   7 101 35   171 48 190 22 9     23.13 14   SoLack 61 163 6 16 27 30 90 145 32 91 18 45 43 228 131 93 17 56 98     23.63 19   It's a bit tight!
    Posted by MereNovice
    Not quite battering the opposition at the mo ;)
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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited December 2010
    i`m sorry i`m wrong it was notts county, that advert is stuck in my head ?? about car insurance not that you know much about cars rich as you can never find yours
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  • Sky_DaveSky_Dave Member Posts: 3,288
    edited December 2010
    To be read out on the show if possible.

    Dear Claire.

    I think I love you. Ever since I've joined the ranks of Sky Poker, I've tried my very best for the site and the Community. I've kicked penguins on live TV. I've analysed poker with gusto and integrity. I've even had to listen to some of Matt Broughton's jokes. All of it had been rendered useless since Elsa from wardrobe put me in THAT shirt though.

    What you've done to Orford and Tikay tonight is beautiful. The jumpers are just incredible. You've made my Christmas and might have resurrected by career. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

    Sky Dave

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  • MereNoviceMereNovice Member Posts: 4,364
    edited December 2010
    I've decided to stick to red wine tonight so I'm hopeful that I would be able to spot a player who supported a football club from my own city.

    My favourite joke of all time was told by Mr. Orford and is almost seasonal:

    "Last night a guy knocked at my door and offered me eight legs of venison for £20.
    I said, no thanks mate- that's two deer".

    "Reindeer/deer - close enough"

    I enjoy watching people snorting beer out of their nose when I tell this joke.
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  • aussie09aussie09 Member Posts: 8,033
    edited December 2010
    In Response to Re: Thursday night LIVE on 865! The official show thread:
    To be read out on the show if possible. Dear Claire. I think I love you. Ever since I've joined the ranks of Sky Poker, I've tried my very best for the site and the Community. I've kicked penguins on live TV. I've analysed poker with gusto and integrity. I've even had to listen to some of Matt Broughton's jokes. All of it had been rendered useless since Elsa from wardrobe put me in THAT shirt though. What you've done to Orford and Tikay tonight is beautiful. The jumpers are just incredible. You've made my Christmas and might have resurrected by career. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Sky Dave
    Posted by Sky_Dave
    dave.. you're a jumperphile with shirtophobia


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  • FLASH141FLASH141 Member Posts: 73
    edited December 2010
    Hey guys.
    My grandad just walked in to visit me and the family. He saw you two and your tops were so bright he ran out of the room screaming.
    anyway, merry christmas and you will be getting a bill for his lazer eye treatment in your christmas card.
    FLASH 141

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  • stokefcstokefc Member Posts: 7,923
    edited December 2010
    made the break in the tsp SOBER too merry xmas all merry day to tikay
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  • MereNoviceMereNovice Member Posts: 4,364
    edited December 2010
    To resurrect an old joke:

    "I can't see anything wrong with your outfits - but my guide dog is going crazy!".
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  • DAIBOOTDAIBOOT Member Posts: 522
    edited December 2010

    FUN ONE LINE JOKE

    TIKAY'S PASSPORT ROLF
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  • TRIP5TRIP5 Member Posts: 3,618
    edited December 2010
    It's okay rich, i feel like death too...least i have my dress sense to fall back on...

    xx
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  • IAMALLIN2IAMALLIN2 Member Posts: 561
    edited December 2010
    Hi Rich and Tikay
    Great show as usual

    Rich
    Can you ask Tikay how long he had to stand still for the photo, think in those days is was quite a long time

    Was of course an upgrade from the carved stone tablet

    LOL
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  • stokefcstokefc Member Posts: 7,923
    edited December 2010
    im struggling to find something to say to rich erm..im still in the tsp ,i bubbled in the 7.15 deepie :)
     edit:arrrggghhhh im out me jj got busted by a2
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  • acebarry10acebarry10 Member Posts: 7,556
    edited December 2010
    Hi Rich, tikay

    It is my sad duty to tell you, I am moving house on the 4th January, so, I will be having an enforced abscence from, not only Sky Poker, but also channel 865 Booo Hoooo :(
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  • MereNoviceMereNovice Member Posts: 4,364
    edited December 2010
    If you're really struggling to fill airtime, my second favourite joke is from Supernova (Shaz):

    "Why did George Michael have chocolate stains around his mouth?
    Because he enjoyed a Careless Whisper".

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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG Member Posts: 7,155
    edited December 2010
    And, if your reaaaaaaaaaaallly struggling...

    Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?

    A:     North Polish
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  • aussie09aussie09 Member Posts: 8,033
    edited December 2010

    my favourite joke that only women laugh at is

    Q:  What is the definition of a fancy man?
    A: A bloke who has been circumcised with pinking shears



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  • IAMALLIN2IAMALLIN2 Member Posts: 561
    edited December 2010
    Hi Rich
    As you were talking about google

    Put in google.co.uk and put in tony kendall poker, read out the third one down and tikay`s birth date
    younger than you thought

    LMAO

    Gary
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  • IAMALLIN2IAMALLIN2 Member Posts: 561
    edited December 2010
    Hi Rich, other 3rd one down


    Anthony (Tony) James "tikay" Kendall (born 10 September 1647 in Middlesex) is an English professional poker player, based in Derbyshire. ...
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Kendall_(poker_player) - Cached - Similar


    He He
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