Caption Competition

Tikay10 · January 2018

What caption would you come up with for this photo of 71 year old Dolly Parton?

Keep it clean lads, right?

waller02 · January 2018

Well played to anybody who manages to keep it clean

aussie09 · January 2018

dolly, "you think i'm bluffing?"

Itsover4u · January 2018

Wanna poker? I'm D Breast you've ever played kid

rainman215 · January 2018

i think you have top pair.
All the breast.
RAINMAN215.

tillpoll · January 2018

71?? no that's not my age darling

Tikay10 · January 2018

Ha, excellent replies so far.

Keep them coming please.

Phantom66 · January 2018

I can't do better than Dolly herself...

"I was the first woman to burn my bra, it took the fire department 4 days to put it out"

Essexphil · January 2018

As Dolly herself said:-

"It costs a lot of money to look this cheap"

waller02 · January 2018

"Got a decent pair here, could probably do with raising because I don't want to see a flop"

MAXALLY · January 2018

" So I had 9, 5, and some other player said that I had played that like a boss. So I did my best Bruce Springsteen expression after showing the bluff"

oynutter · January 2018

"First, I'd like to thank these, because I now know where I'd be without them"

madprof · January 2018

I now its an old one...but still chuckle

" Hey Dolly, Can I weigh your breasts? ( quick fondle) WAAAAEEEEEHHHH"

edrich · January 2018

Is this Dolly Parton explaining the subtle differences between No Limit Texas Holdem, and No Limit Tennessee Holdem?

kapowblamz · January 2018

'We must solve the world's plastic problem'

Blackpuma · January 2018

Fold Pre flop Kid before the big guns come out

paige55 · January 2018

The Name is Dolly dd7 not bond 007

daphne56 · January 2018

i need Otis to help me now

JJBinks · January 2018

Yes sir please stop looking, they are in fact massive!

JJBinks · January 2018

told you I can still produce invisible milk!

SP_SP · January 2018

Where does that bustop?

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