What I realy spend my winnings on is development of my new sex robot, it looks exactly like my wife (better the devil you know) but I have programed it to not talk like ever, so just one more Sunday main win and I should have the old girl near to finished with programming it to cook and clean, then the original should be back on the market in a flash.
I bought myself a shiny new laptop, I get help using the functions ( turn on/off etc) Any other profit I made over the years has gone on gifts for dear lady, awesome grandson and Daughter, also exchanged for dollars towards holiday spending money. It’s a great feeling being able to treat someone.
What I realy spend my winnings on is development of my new sex robot, it looks exactly like my wife (better the devil you know) but I have programed it to not talk like ever, so just one more Sunday main win and I should have the old girl near to finished with programming it to cook and clean, then the original should be back on the market in a flash.
To be honest @JJBinks, I was hoping to do the same thing. Unfortunately though, a min-cash in a £2.20 deepstack doesn't go quite so far...
What I realy spend my winnings on is development of my new sex robot, it looks exactly like my wife (better the devil you know) but I have programed it to not talk like ever, so just one more Sunday main win and I should have the old girl near to finished with programming it to cook and clean, then the original should be back on the market in a flash.
To be honest @JJBinks, I was hoping to do the same thing. Unfortunately though, a min-cash in a £2.20 deepstack doesn't go quite so far...
TBH that’s not too bad for a min cash, was expecting a cucumber sleeve packaging or something
Got a cash in the Irish open this year and decided to get 3 Celtic season books with it for me and my 2 BHOYS , off to the C L qualifier tonight .
@glencoelad Another comfortable year ahead? Or will Rangers get a bit closer to you? You in Brighton?
Sure we will win the league by around 9 points , Aberdeen could be 2nd again, but Rangers spending well, hope to see a treble treble ! We wont make Brighton which is a pity, just too much traveling. Good luck if you go, cheers.
Told this story before, but never tire of telling the same 3 stories over and over (copyright-wife again).
1st ever biggish win-it was about $2,000 in a $6 speed on Party in about 2005. Went downstairs to find my wife watching a shopping channel. Diamond and tanzanite ring up for sale for a fair bit. Wife says she would like it, I asked if she wanted it, reply "we can't afford it", my reply was "we can now" and bought it.
I'm not much of a romantic. But I always buy my wife something special from any big win. It gives me a pleasurable reminder of a win. For example, I looked at that ring when I saw this thread. And it gives my wife something to say when my mother-in-law bangs on about me playing too much poker....
Got a cash in the Irish open this year and decided to get 3 Celtic season books with it for me and my 2 BHOYS , off to the C L qualifier tonight .
@glencoelad Another comfortable year ahead? Or will Rangers get a bit closer to you? You in Brighton?
I think you'll find Aberdeen are the second club in Scotland after they finished only 30 points behind Celtic. Rangers finished 9 points behind Aberdeen
Made £500 on poker over about a 3 months period and asked the wife if she fancied going away for a few days in November in malta.When it was all booked up I admitted that it was poker winnings that had paid for it as I'm always being told I spend to much time paying that stupid game.The other thing she doesn't no yet is we're going during the poker festival week so I should be able to get a couple of games in while I'm there lol.
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That all sounds about as good as it gets, Tom
We wont make Brighton which is a pity, just too much traveling.
Good luck if you go, cheers.
@KOBAYASHI @Duesenberg
need to find the right wig and I'm done boys!
Told this story before, but never tire of telling the same 3 stories over and over (copyright-wife again).
1st ever biggish win-it was about $2,000 in a $6 speed on Party in about 2005. Went downstairs to find my wife watching a shopping channel. Diamond and tanzanite ring up for sale for a fair bit. Wife says she would like it, I asked if she wanted it, reply "we can't afford it", my reply was "we can now" and bought it.
I'm not much of a romantic. But I always buy my wife something special from any big win. It gives me a pleasurable reminder of a win. For example, I looked at that ring when I saw this thread. And it gives my wife something to say when my mother-in-law bangs on about me playing too much poker....
Rangers finished 9 points behind Aberdeen
White supremacy, we get that.
Edit: Im joking, current climate etc