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Smitalos
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1) You can only play between 1-4 tables (and you think 8tabling is CRAZY!!!)
2) You prefer 9 or 10 handed/Full Ring, to 6max
3) You still use terms such as LAG
4) You’ve open-limped in the last week or so
5) You open to anything more than a 3x raise
6) You still use the term ‘Smooth Call’
7) You’re over 30
8) You predominantly play Live
9) You don’t know what a ‘merge’ is
10) You think suited connectors are great to play multiway
11) You think betting/raising with a draw is “building a pot for when you hit”
12) You think ‘balancing your range’ is something from the circus
13) You don’t know what a cold 3bet is
14) You still don’t know how to chip shuffle
15) You think someone drawing to a flush/straight is a ‘chaser’
16) You have a ‘lucky hand’, or your favourite hand is anything other than Aces
17) You think good tournament results make you a good player
18) You still use the term ‘suckout’ and ‘badbeat’
19) You think Doyle is still a great player
20) You’ve never played anything other than NLHE, PLO, or LHE
21) You think there’s such a thing as ‘momentum’ in cash games/tourneys
22) You think people who 3bet you twice in an orbit are ‘getting out of line’ or ‘playing back at you’
23) You think Jacks are hard to play
24) You think a check-raise or bet+raise postflop is a 3bet
25) You think AK on KK2 is ‘flopping a set’
26) You think betting to see where you are in a hand, or making information raises/calls, is legitimately solid poker
27) You tip the dealer when you win
28) You tip the dealer when you lose
29) You berate anyone for not tipping the dealers
30) You think 2c7d is Two-Seven not-suited
31) You use AKss as an abbreviation for single-suited, instead of just saying AKo
32) You loosen up considerably when a straddle is introduced
33) You think QQ v AK is a flip
34) You don’t know what a squeeze is
35) You open less than 50% of your buttons
36) You think opening QJs under the gun in a 6max game is loose
37) You think Jc5d2s is a bad flop for KcQc
38) You think Ian Frazer and Neil Channing are some of the UKs top pros
39) You justify any call pre with “I like to see flops”
40) You don’t like getting involved early in tourneys
41) You don’t think there’s much value in stealing blinds in cash games
42) You play DYMs on Sky (where the rake is just insanely high)
43) You can justify any call with “I feel it coming”
44) You still use the term “runner-runner”
45) You think peeling AJo on 227 is a float
46) You don’t use mini-view
47) You justify flatting 3bets with “Well, we’re in position”
48) You’ve fallen for the triple check-raise
49) You much prefer checking back and taking a ‘free card’, instead of barrelling equity
50) You use the term ‘free card’, and you don’t know what ‘barrelling equity’ means
51) Your name isn’t ‘Smitalos’
Comments
Other than that, I'm actually pretty safe from your wrath above.
P.S. Hate when people call a postflop raise (or cr) a 3bet
Another class post though mate keep em coming
In addition to the above, I'm one of those who thinks pocket knaves are awkward to play... ;-)
Ego much
You don't really think Smitty knows what a merges is, do you?
Here's one fish who's cash i won't be leaking through my gills to you S....
You missed out anyone that
1) Plays with a 2 colour deck
2) Still has winner animation on
Official Fish.
I will add it to my other nicks such as "lolPro".
Truly honoured.