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Congratulations! You're probably a fish.

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  • tomo_efctomo_efc Member Posts: 716
    edited June 2013
    I am not a number, i am a free fish..
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  • splashiessplashies Member Posts: 3,680
    edited June 2013
    [x] I'm a fish
    [x] I beat Smitalos in Lambert's HU Comp
    [x] First time I've used these kewl brackets
    [  ] The word, kewl, is cool.

    :D
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  • SmitalosSmitalos Member Posts: 543
    edited June 2013
    In Response to Re: Congratulations! You're probably a fish.:
    You reraise rather than 3bet pre!
    Posted by percival09
    Congratulations!
    You've been promoted to 'Super-Fish', for even thinking I have to mention the really obvious ones.

    It's past your bed-time already. Arn't you like, what... 4yo?
    #percival09 #soulreadingfordayz #exceptionalreadfromSmitalos #rookieerrorfromthesuperfish #hashtags
    I'm obv a fish.... how can a 3bet ever not be cold? Well, unless it's a limp/3bet I guess.
    Posted by Lambert180
    Congratulations!
    You've been demoted to 'Plankton', for being the only one so far that realised Lucky#13 (the cold3bet) was absolute BS and doesn't exist. (as all 3bets are technically cold3bets (unless we're playing in a game that only has antes, in which case the first re-raise is a 2bet, and so forth. But now I'm just being a nitpicky-****.))
    You've probably also lost £1500 on pokerstars, Sharkscopes great ins't it lol
    Posted by OHIMGOOD
    HU4ROLLZ, m8?
    #winningestSkyPokerplayerof2013
    Ego much
    Posted by calcalfold
    Congratulations!
    You just missed the entire point of this thread!
    Also, see above post for a definition of true ego.

    Side-Note: Huge Fail on my part not to include the HOT-O-METER. I join you all in the ranks of fish.
    RE: 4 colour decks, was so close to putting this one in, thought too many people use dual-colour deckaments. Casinos included, the derps. :(
    ty to all the love itt from everyone else, you know who y'are, and it's never not appreciated. Cheers guys <3 Expect Part2 soon, waheyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!
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  • percival09percival09 Member Posts: 3,804
    edited June 2013
    loooooooooooooool
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  • JSTFLIPPINJSTFLIPPIN Member Posts: 255
    edited June 2013

    Guy reminds me of mclovin or will from inbetweeners, annoying as ...

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  • craigcu12craigcu12 Member Posts: 3,962
    edited June 2013
    oh well I might as well scrap all my flush draws if I want to avoid being a fish because all that my table have is villain who just bet 4p.
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  • OHIMGOODOHIMGOOD Member Posts: 159
    edited June 2013


    Well you are £1500 in poo on pokerstars aren't you? It won't be long before your Skypoker account goes the same way little boy.
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  • TommyDTommyD Member Posts: 4,389
    edited June 2013
    I counted 57 I'm guilty of.  How does that happen?

    Also the fish is a much maligned creature.  They can go to places on this Earth which human beings cannot get near.  I world wide flood is a cataclysm to us, for them it's a loft conversion.  They never have to watch an Adam Sandler film because their girlfriend thought he was good in 50 First Dates.

    In many ways I'm glad to be a fish.

    Well only one way to end this post.  Pull a funny face and say PPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited June 2013
    In Response to Re: Congratulations! You're probably a fish.:
    [x] I'm a fish [x] I beat Smitalos in Lambert's HU Comp [x] First time I've used these kewl brackets [  ] The word, kewl, is cool. :D
    Posted by splashies
    :D
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  • Curt360x27Curt360x27 Member Posts: 490
    edited June 2013
    What about the beast's who love SMASHING the 3/4 - pot buttons post flop? They are my favourites!
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  • FCHDFCHD Member Posts: 3,178
    edited June 2013
    How about a Babel Fish. They're cool
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  • TonyMTTonyMT Member Posts: 6
    edited June 2013
    In Response to Re: Congratulations! You're probably a fish.:
    Well you are £1500 in poo on pokerstars aren't you? It won't be long before your Skypoker account goes the same way little boy.
    Posted by OHIMGOOD
    LOL
    he's a cash game player not a tourney player.....

    I hope u dont lose £1500 out your sky roll carl.... lol ;)
    some excellent replies so far.... i also hope 7 people stick the nut on u, but i guess we cant talk about that.
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  • GlenelgGlenelg Member Posts: 6,622
    edited June 2013
    WOW! Can't believe ya got away with #42!  I'm guessing the rake you pay??  ;-)
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  • Frank53Frank53 Member Posts: 163
    edited June 2013
    Im a fish, fishing for sharks then!
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  • TalonTalon Member Posts: 1,621
    edited June 2013
    Minor little pedantic point.

      Only preflop is a 3-bet always cold. Post flop a 3-bet can be cold or not. Different dynamics after the flop without the blinds in play.

      Lost count of how many boxes i ticked in that list though so must be a major fish.
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  • Simmy4kSimmy4k Member Posts: 66
    edited June 2013
    Just a little question from someone who has hit your criteria of a fish like a TdJhQh  flop hits a 3b peel ip range.

    How do you get better at poker and less like a fish?

    Do you have to be taught (do you coach?) or is it someting that comes together over time?
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  • est1967est1967 Member Posts: 247
    edited June 2013

    Had it been 50 I was a fish,,,, Now im a whitebait crossed with a snail.

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