HI LOVING THE SHOW .. LIFES 3 PLEASURES 1. FISH N CHIPS AT THE SEASIDE.. 2. PINT OF BEER AFTER A HARD DAY AT WORK.. 3. WATCHIN BARNSLEY FC (SOME 1 HAS TO LOL )
Firstly Anna and T-Kay - lovely to see you both the weekend , Anna for the first time and if I might add " as beautiful as ever and smaller than I thought" - Agree with the fact cenachav had a g*mp mask on, as I saw the receipt from Ann Summers sticking out of his back pocket lol
Lifes 3 simple pleasures:
1, Seeing your children when you wake up in the morning
2, Meeting the sky community and crew at an spt
3, Blaming someone else for breaking wind - when you did it yourself.. which brings me on to bad smells (you were talking earlier)
Once I was in work, with a moment of piece within my office - suddenly I found the urge to break wind - the phrase " silent but violent" could not justify this next moment at all - as expulsion took place, 4 people moved into the room with me within a split second, one was a good friend, the other was an excellent colleague who could not speak much English.
My good friend suddenly yelped " errrrrr... that stinks".... the non English person looks up and around the room before vacating, my response to the "yelper" was " Hes always doing that in this office and he's renown for it, I will have a word with him" - " disgusting I said with a raised lip" - imagine that some poor colleague has now been blamed for wind expulsion and it was me all the time, and to this day he still thinks it was the chap who I blamed
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Going into a shop and testing all the perfume I can't afford :-(
Waking up to my alarm at the weekend and realising I don't have to jump out of bed :-)
Weighing myself after a heavy weekend (SPT weekend!!) and discovering that I haven't put on weight :-D
R.I.P
TEACAKE
Lifes 3 simple pleasures:
1, Seeing your children when you wake up in the morning
2, Meeting the sky community and crew at an spt
3, Blaming someone else for breaking wind - when you did it yourself.. which brings me on to bad smells (you were talking earlier)
Once I was in work, with a moment of piece within my office - suddenly I found the urge to break wind - the phrase " silent but violent" could not justify this next moment at all - as expulsion took place, 4 people moved into the room with me within a split second, one was a good friend, the other was an excellent colleague who could not speak much English.
My good friend suddenly yelped " errrrrr... that stinks".... the non English person looks up and around the room before vacating, my response to the "yelper" was " Hes always doing that in this office and he's renown for it, I will have a word with him" - " disgusting I said with a raised lip" - imagine that some poor colleague has now been blamed for wind expulsion and it was me all the time, and to this day he still thinks it was the chap who I blamed
Is that bad or what????? LOL
Loving the show
Chris Jones
POKEY2011
(Smelly Bristol)
1923 to 201?
October 1947 - 20??
He was called T.. but always drank coffee
R.I.P
Pokey2011