All Categories› Poker Chat

You need to be logged in to your Sky Poker account above to post discussions and comments.

You might need to refresh your page afterwards.

Poker Limericks

2

Comments

  • tomo_efctomo_efc Member Posts: 716
    edited October 2013
    In Response to Re: Poker Limericks:
    In Response to Re: Poker Limericks :  There was young fellow called Tomo Who knew not today from tomorrow He stayed up all night But losing his sight Had Everton only to follow
    Posted by oynutter
    Nice one m8  ..lol.. and thanks for the YOUNG....
    · Share on Twitter
  • DUNMIDOSHDUNMIDOSH Member Posts: 1,473
    edited October 2013
    Been sat at the tables losing wonga
    decision time, to stay a little longer?
    At last a premium hand that made me shiver
    that is trashed on turn and river
    Please Explain! how does variance make you stronger?
    lol

    · Share on Twitter
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited October 2013
    There once was a Limerick in Whitstable

    The first line had too many syllables

    The second was good

    But most people would

    Think, this man is not so invincible
    · Share on Twitter
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited October 2013
    There once was a bloke who was bluffy

    He had 2-J off against Duffy

    Neil Channing said "gosh"

    "That geezer ain't posh"

    "The stain on his trousers is scruffy"
    · Share on Twitter
  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,487
    edited October 2013
    Poker Limericks is a thread that i started
    Just for fun and a little light hearted
    Some contributions have been sublime
    Others don't even rhyme
    Well done all, much appreciated
    · Share on Twitter
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited October 2013
    There once was a geezer called Vespa

     the salt of the earth, and the pepper

    He looked for a laugh

     and found it by half

    so it's a shame my one rhyme is a leper
    · Share on Twitter
  • SlipwaterSlipwater Member Posts: 3,665
    edited October 2013
    In Response to Re: Poker Limericks:
    Poker Limericks is a thread that i started Just for fun and a little light hearted Some contributions have been sublime Others don't even rhyme Well done all, much appreciated
    Posted by VespaPX
    Very good, Vespa, and you're right - some of them are shocking! ;)
    · Share on Twitter
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited October 2013
    There once was bloke called Slipwater

    Who lived right up North, like he oughtta

    He read all our verse

    and said with a curse

    "Shocking"-- are we bovvered?--well--sort a
    · Share on Twitter
  • SlipwaterSlipwater Member Posts: 3,665
    edited October 2013
    In Response to Re: Poker Limericks:
    There once was bloke called Slipwater Who lived right up North, like he oughtta He read all our verse and said with a curse "Shocking"-- are we bovvered?--well--sort a
    Posted by oynutter
    Haha - not bad indeed ;)
    · Share on Twitter
  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,487
    edited October 2013
    Oh oynutter oynutter
    How we marvel at the words that you utter
    Your delicate prose
    Must take an age to compose
    If i were a lady you would make my heart go a-flutter
    · Share on Twitter
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited October 2013
    That VespaPX is a flirt

    If only his bits were quite pert

    I'll imagine they are

    and see just how far

    He would go if I were a pervert
    · Share on Twitter
  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,487
    edited October 2013
    In Response to Re: Poker Limericks:
    That VespaPX is a flirt If only his bits were quite pert I'll imagine they are and see just how far He would go if I were a pervert
    Posted by oynutter
    Thanks for that , just spat my coffee out laughing :-)))
    · Share on Twitter
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited October 2013
    always swallow imo
    · Share on Twitter
  • paige55paige55 Member Posts: 2,953
    edited October 2013
    In Response to Re: Poker Limericks:
    always swallow imo
    Posted by oynutter
    LOL XXX
    · Share on Twitter
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited October 2013
    There was a young lady named paige

    I say young but don't know her age

    It say's 55 there

    but I would'nt dare

    to guess that it's that at this stage
    · Share on Twitter
  • a00rocka00rock Member Posts: 832
    edited October 2013
    Oh how these guys crack me up
    Oynutter and Vespa must sup
    A gallon a day
    They must put away
    I think they both win the cup.
    · Share on Twitter
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited October 2013
    There was a young man that's a rock

    Who covered a thing with a sock

    We knew what it was

    But only because

    It was in the same place as his clock
    · Share on Twitter
  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,487
    edited October 2013
    That Paige is a wonderful lass
    Quite close to her bus pass
    Some say she's as daft as a brush
    But you wouldn't tell her to hush
    Because she just has too much class
    · Share on Twitter
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited October 2013
    A lass is not quite what she is

    And not even is she a miss

    The bus pass can wait

    I think it's too late

    she cannot sit down and not p --------------- [ffs--no more ink]
    · Share on Twitter
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited October 2013
    That last verse was somewhat a risk

    That Paige has a powerful whisk

    How sorry I felt

    It's below the belt

    I'd better protect with a disc
    · Share on Twitter
Sign In or Register to comment.