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Tikay tells Porkies :)

wooooshwoooosh Member Posts: 63
edited December 2009 in Poker Chat
On sky the other night he mentioned that he was a certain age but I have since discovered that he was born in the same year as my hubby! 

and I married a much older man (he told me he was rich) lol another fibber!



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  • loonytoonsloonytoons Member Posts: 4,270
    edited December 2009
    look at his profile - it says 42!!! must have got his waist size mixed up lol
  • wooooshwoooosh Member Posts: 63
    edited December 2009
    Thats a HUGE Porky
  • acebarry10acebarry10 Member Posts: 7,556
    edited December 2009
    Hi whoooosh

    We have known for some time, sorry
  • loonytoonsloonytoons Member Posts: 4,270
    edited December 2009
    Lets get this sorted once and for all - Tikay age 42 on his profile ??? the man himself is very quiet on this, time to update the profile i think lol
  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk Member Posts: 6,184
    edited December 2009
    He's actually just 32. He uses cosmetics to make himself appear older :)
  • MereNoviceMereNovice Member Posts: 4,364
    edited December 2009
    In Response to Re: Tikay tells Porkies :):
    He's actually just 32. He uses cosmetics to make himself appear older :)
    Posted by NoseyBonk
    That's EXTREMELY impressive cosmetics.
  • J-HartiganJ-Hartigan Member Posts: 2,756
    edited December 2009
    For the record (I saw his passport in Las Vegas), Tikay is 78.

    And, before you question that, remember the make-up girls in Feltham put a LOT of foundation on him before he's allowed anywhere near a camera...

  • MereNoviceMereNovice Member Posts: 4,364
    edited December 2009
    In Response to Re: Tikay tells Porkies :):
    For the record (I saw his passport in Las Vegas), Tikay is 78. And, before you question that, remember the make-up girls in Feltham put a LOT of foundation on him before he's allowed anywhere near a camera...
    Posted by J-Hartigan
    You're soooooooooo gonna be in trouble when Tikay gets back.
    I think you need to hide this thread where he won't find it.
  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 169,728
    edited December 2009

    No need, no need, especially from that Hartigan fella.

    My profile says I'm 42, & I confess, it needs updating. That was a while back, when I first joined Sky Poker, of course.

     
  • RICHORFORDRICHORFORD Member Posts: 5,571
    edited December 2009
    In Response to Re: Tikay tells Porkies :):
    For the record (I saw his passport in Las Vegas), Tikay is 78. And, before you question that, remember the make-up girls in Feltham put a LOT of foundation on him before he's allowed anywhere near a camera...
    Posted by J-Hartigan

    Tikay is the only man I know who has to apply make-up in order to make himself look presentable enough to then visit the make-up room for his show make-up.

    As for the 42 on his profile, it's because the Sky software has not allowed room for three figures. Thus the 1 from 142 is dropped to make things easier.

    Hope this helps.
  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 169,728
    edited December 2009
    In Response to Re: Tikay tells Porkies :):
    In Response to Re: Tikay tells Porkies :) : Tikay is the only man I know who has to apply make-up in order to make himself look presentable enough to then visit the make-up room for his show make-up. As for the 42 on his profile, it's because the Sky software has not allowed room for three figures. Thus the 1 from 142 is dropped to make things easier. Hope this helps.
    Posted by RICHORFORD
    Who asked you to butt in?

    Silent for days, see a thread about my age, whoooosh, Posting in a shot.

    PS - Will you be playing in tonight's WINNERS Freeroll Rich?
  • RICHORFORDRICHORFORD Member Posts: 5,571
    edited December 2009
    In Response to Re: Tikay tells Porkies :):
    In Response to Re: Tikay tells Porkies :) : Who asked you to butt in? Silent for days, see a thread about my age, whoooosh, Posting in a shot. PS - Will you be playing in tonight's WINNERS Freeroll Rich?
    Posted by Tikay10
    No Tikay, my Orfordians and I will be watching the tournament from the best seats in the house- the high moral ground.
  • TiaDalmaTiaDalma Member Posts: 454
    edited December 2009
    Age Is but a number. Tikay looks goooodd! ;)
  • MereNoviceMereNovice Member Posts: 4,364
    edited December 2009
    In Response to Re: Tikay tells Porkies :):
    Age Is but a number. Tikay looks goooodd! ;)
    Posted by TiaDalma
    Too much sherry?
  • TiaDalmaTiaDalma Member Posts: 454
    edited December 2009
    LOL. No It's the season of goodwill!
  • Any2SuitedAny2Suited Member Posts: 1,240
    edited December 2009
    HaHa Richorford love your post,is it lonely up there on the high moral mountain?....but still no chips or freerolls up there.
  • DingdellDingdell Member Posts: 166
    edited December 2009
    Announced today that Van Morrison's g/f had a baby this week. Van the man is 64. Charlie Chaplin fathered his last child when he was 73. Still time Tikay!
  • MereNoviceMereNovice Member Posts: 4,364
    edited December 2009
    In Response to Re: Tikay tells Porkies :):
    Announced today that Van Morrison's g/f had a baby this week. Van the man is 64. Charlie Chaplin fathered his last child when he was 73. Still time Tikay!
    Posted by Dingdell

    ... but it would be a new world record, right?
  • DingdellDingdell Member Posts: 166
    edited December 2009
    In Response to Re: Tikay tells Porkies :):
    In Response to Re: Tikay tells Porkies :) : ... but it would be a new world record, right?
    Posted by MereNovice
    Biblical probably - especially with the virgin birth aspect too.
  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 169,728
    edited December 2009

    Look, pack it in. my sex-drive is fine, I just have trouble getting the engine started these days.
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