yeah i have some belters actually, there not a lot of use in terms of poker but they tell me enough about there play and give me a good laugh at the same time, bit sad laughing at ur own insults but there foul mouthed and dont make a lot of sence either so i cant help but crack up when i read them. think there best left to the imagination though cos they wouldnt stay on here very long thats for sure and im sick of sky emailing me about whats appropriate on this forum. Posted by THEROCK573
lol, would love to see some of those.
i take it as a real compliment, coming from you, that i have no insults. yet. Im sure its only a matter of time
' Masturbator. Station. Stack him' - some guy full of abuse 'Get to him first' - microcashwhale 'Mental. 7x open aq, rr shove 28bb missed midwet board' - anon 'Tight winning awesome player' - forum reg 'Beware river hp,3/4,pot,overbet......just fold' - nl10 MC nemesis Posted by jimb0d1
' Masturbator. Station. Stack him' - some guy full of abuse 'Get to him first' - microcashwhale 'Mental. 7x open aq, rr shove 28bb missed midwet board' - anon 'Tight winning awesome player' - forum reg 'Beware river hp,3/4,pot,overbet......just fold' - nl10 MC nemesis Posted by jimb0d1
' Masturbator. Station. Stack him' - some guy full of abuse 'Get to him first' - microcashwhale 'Mental. 7x open aq, rr shove 28bb missed midwet board' - anon 'Tight winning awesome player' - forum reg 'Beware river hp,3/4,pot,overbet......just fold' - nl10 MC nemesis Posted by jimb0d1
come on then reveal who it is, you're gonna dissapoint most of us on the forum but at least some guys gonna be walking round work with a semi blob on all day tomorrow. spill :-)
' Masturbator. Station. Stack him' - some guy full of abuse 'Get to him first' - microcashwhale 'Mental. 7x open aq, rr shove 28bb missed midwet board' - anon 'Tight winning awesome player' - forum reg 'Beware river hp,3/4,pot,overbet......just fold' - nl10 MC nemesis Posted by jimb0d1
"A lot shorter than I had imagined; hair needs either a wash or a brush - can't decide which; always looks like he's only slept for three of the last ninety-six hours; walks as if he's wearing a nappy. Nice guy though."
I have been told lots of people have notes on me.... Mainly abuse and being called a station!
My notes include statements like idiot, donkey led and got there.... Prob should change it up abit. Only just noticed recently about the colour coding.
One of my notes on one player simply say grand central. Why? Because they are the worlds biggest station I also have one that just says nice a$$ after I met them at an SPT Posted by cenachav
In Response to Re: Fav Player Notes : i've got a few like that has been useful as an initial stage in the TPT scouting process others refer me to my files where i have copied a chatbox insult-a-thon only one player has colour coding - slipwater - who has a yellow halo around him Posted by GELDY
My note on TommyD: "A lot shorter than I had imagined; hair needs either a wash or a brush - can't decide which; always looks like he's only slept for three of the last ninety-six hours; walks as if he's wearing a nappy. Nice guy though." Posted by Slipwater
5'9'', always washed but never brushed, usually less and it's called a cockney bowl. Nappy? my word......
In Response to Re: Fav Player Notes : 5'9'', always washed but never brushed, usually less and it's called a cockney bowl. Nappy? my word...... Posted by TommyD
one of mine says "solid player, be careful, if he looks like he may have you beat you probably are. He also may think I'm an idiot!" it makes me laugh every time I read it and reminds me not to make hero river calls. It's harder than quitting smoking tho...
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"A lot shorter than I had imagined; hair needs either a wash or a brush - can't decide which; always looks like he's only slept for three of the last ninety-six hours; walks as if he's wearing a nappy. Nice guy though."
Not sure about the poker though :-)
You forgot 'nice guy though'.
...typical.
it makes me laugh every time I read it and reminds me not to make hero river calls. It's harder than quitting smoking tho...